💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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DSP for president 2032 said:
Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.
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Billions? You mean 8. :story:
 
just popping in to laugh at Nick saying he hated doing the Trump stuff. As if he’d just done that he would now be able to do stream after stream of laughing his arse off while getting blackput drunk.

But no, he just did not want to cover the cases that had so much comical bs in them, despite that being what his audiance wanted.

Meanwhile most of lawtube gets to rake in impossible money while doing smug victory laps
 
AnOminous said:
He spent enormous amounts of money to put "wagyu" beef into a bowl in a dish that looks like vomit to somehow own the chuds on the Internet. Even though he looked like a greasy psycho in a hostage standoff video the entire time and was ranting insanely in front of his keeeds about how much he hates random people they never even heard of.

What a loon!

Imagine "family night" in your family as a small child is watching your dad drunkenly and insanely rant and rave at people who aren't even there while cooking vile slop and then forcing you to eat it like some Rule 63 "Daddy Dearest."

What a whack job.
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I'm almost offended he put wagyu into that slop. I make stroganoff with rump like a sane human. I guess at least he didn't commit real Heresy like using actual Kobe. Not that he could afford it anymore.
Although I suppose there'd only be him and Our Wife eating. He doesn't feed his kids apparently.
 
Jack from Red Letter Media has oftentimes got a whole Rekieta thing going on.
He's talked about his alcoholism before and he's always been skinny, so it's more than likely from refusing to eat properly in order to combat alcohol bloat and weight gain, just like Rekieta.
Maybe he's on the coke train too. Who knows.

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BigPeanut said:
How does he benefit by doing this? Don’t just say he’s retarded, which he is, tell me what you think he believes he gains by making really cryptic posts that sound nothing like his usual posts and also make him and his home situation look even more bad and fucked up and cucked.
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Gets the farms off his back about the hotwife, plausible deniability for the court that she's not the nanny, and he's a coked up retard that thinks he's a fucking genius.
 
CPS requires the other person with a drug charge to not be in the children's life.
Drug addicts are bad people to be around for kids.

Also funny to finally get the defacto admission that the parents are always around, just like it was discussed as an option in the CHIPS case.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
While the tweets are probably coming from April, it's pretty obvious that they've been trying to project an image of "we're not together anymore" for a while. So it might just be his attempt to convince people of that by having her tweet schizo ramblings about him.
Rekieta probably convinced her that if she acts like a loon and stalks him on twitter, it will help win her case and she went along with it because she's not very bright.
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That’s been my thought too. They’re trying the whole “Look we’re not together” legal strategy as a way to clear April’s court case which rests on her just visiting and not staying. Ridiculous move considering she keeps showing up to her court hearings inside Rekieta’s house when she can just as easily use her phone. It’s a strategy so retarded it can only come from one person. Balldo.

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I was literally about to come to this thread to lament how Nick getting busted at the height of his cocaine addiction robbed us of a bunch of quality pillstreams but judging by these recent tweets it looks like someone is back on the coco. The April tweets are extremely suspicious and read like Nick either authored them or told her what to write to own the alogs. I think the Trump win boosted his confidence and ego after his tweet celebrating it got a few hundred likes, as well as the coke so now he's on a Twitter crusade.

I remember being told by oilfield workers that they all quit liquor and weed to do cocaine instead since you pass a piss test 2 days after getting high from it. Is Nick possibly thinking he can get away with it some more?
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.
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As a hardcore “Cooking with Jack” fan I think Nick’s “Cooking with Crack” is an excellent concept. Nick really should show us daily how to cook for a family of 7. It would eliminate the suspicion that the kids are still neglected.
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this guy is a straight up fucking lunatic
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He’s got a point! You constantly shame Bossmanjack & Nick for using stimulants when so much of the world is on drugs. Kiwifarms needs to be the new DARE. Overnight America will be drug free with our vigilant constructive criticism. :story:
 
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Feyd-Robert Rekieta said:
I can't tell if she's being flirty or is trying to oust him as a gay, in a jilted lover, shade throwing, kind of way. It's all gay regardless.
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This is the only thing that makes me doubt this is a work. They’re going to put these unhinged tweets in front of a judge to convince everyone they’ve gone their separate ways?
 
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"Even if you did or didn't do anything to put your kid in harm's way....you didn't"
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This vagueposting is fucking cringe. It reads like a 14 year old who broke up with their first boyfriend.

If this isn't Balldo pulling some 138 iQ homosexual operation the real fun could be incoming though, right now it looks like she's trying to get his attention, when BPD hosebeasts have their separation anxiety triggered and they "split" is when the real fun begins.
For onlookers at least.
BPD's have black and white thinking, you're either the bestest person ever or you're literally Satan.
When she turns on the Balldo Lord is when we'll see real fireworks.
 
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What is the funnier reality: Nick is simultaneously managing both his and April's social media accounts to pretend everything is hunky dory or April is finally entering her BPD meltdown arc?

I think I'd be happier with either tbh, but the latter seems more likely to produce kino.
 
Oliver Onions said:
What is the funnier reality: Nick is simultaneously managing both his and April's social media accounts to pretend everything is hunky dory or April is finally entering her BPD meltdown arc?

I think I'd be happier with either tbh, but the latter seems more likely to produce kino.
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The former would peter out eventually, the latter has way more potential to snowball.
 
daffodils said:
Aaron [w/o saying his name] is "not an honest narrator" and has made things "kinda complicated" in Nick's life
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Aaron might be a slimy radio host but here's the thing - Nick has been proven to be a liar constantly. His word isn't worth shit.
It made me laugh seeing someone calling him on his bullshit, to which Nick lies again, only to have a video receipt thrown in his skeletal face, and then he immediately lies again to then have another video of him saying the things he just said he never had thrown in his face again.
He never bothered to respond the second time.
So while Aaron has no doubt minimized his own part and tried to put himself in the best possible light, he isn't a proven liar like Balldo.
Nick lies constantly and over the dumbest shit.
Why the fuck would anyone believe a man whose word is dogshit?
If Balldo told me water was wet I'd have to check myself to see if it had changed recently.

He lies as much as fucking Boogie ffs, and about stuff as stupid and easily disproven.
 
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