💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
Reheated insta mash with leftover wagyu sauce.

Balldo is making sausage and biscuits with gravy as well.

Also....

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Has anyone asked him why he has a Bossman-esque missing cabinet door?

I don't know if eating that grotesque slurry would be better or worse than eating canned spaghettios
Mashed potatoes with beef and butter sauce sounds like it would taste alright, and it's definitely more nutritious, but why would you ever show it to a camera?

Also, maybe some carrots or, if you're feeling truly extra extravagant, steamed broccoli would make a good addition. Has Rekieta ever heard of a vegetable?
 
I’m convinced this is Balldo posting on her account trying some kind of gayop. We’ve watched this guy run damage control in YouTube comment sections in front of nobody. There’s no way he has the self-control to bite his tongue if she were to start spiraling and mouthing off like this, I’m almost certain this is Nick poisoning the well.
"I got my concubine to publicly declare I enjoy getting fucked up the ass by black cocks! Take that, kiwifag nerds!"

I don't think we'll ever be able to recover from this one, guys

Sean would make you a sandwich so good it'd turn you into a fatass.
Original joke, don't steal Nick
"Sean would make you a sandwich so good it'd turn you into a fatass, and if you're a white woman you'll become really attractive to black men who will get you pregnant then leave immediately"

NOW it's a Nick joke
 
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I have been formulating an idea that what’s happening to Nick happened to Ralph.

People reminisce about how good the old Killstream was and all the iconic (and profitable) shows. But people forget that all of the best shows with da most superberrys were all shows with a panel of guests.

I think Nicks,( like Ralph’s) fall from grace, is inevitable because the more money you make of the back of others.
Could be a contributing factor but I'll always equate it to the old movie A Face in the Crowd, which you can watch on Tubi now. Seriously great movie. The plot is Andy Grifith plays a drifter and stumbles into a broadcasting career. He's loved by the audience, he can whip them into a fervor. It all goes to his head and he becomes an egomaniac piece of shit. Then it all crashes when the audience hears him on a hot mic calling them idiots.

Having a massive sphere of influence is a great power, e-celebs that fall in the shock jock genre have to be careful because part of the entertainment is to be an asshole to people including your audience. But eventually you can get so used to being an asshole that you wind up turning your adoring fans into haters.

Nick is different from Ralph because I don't think a single person thought Ralph was ever a decent person, he was an entertaining instigator. Nick by contrast had an image of a knowledgeable lawyer and religious family man. Nick would be considered someone who "had it all." To witness him throw it all away all for cheap debauchery and a crippling drug addiction is a real horror show.
 
Do we have a timestamp of this? I am interested in trying to identify the adult woman as Celeste or Kayla's sister.
In case you still need it: it starts at 26m in your first file, at 28m you can see her outside picking up one of Nick's cats.

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what has he gained from anything he has done in the last two years?
Oh, I know this one.

Uh, what are holes in the brain from alcoholism?
No wait, what is a legal judgment against him for defaming Montegraph?
Shit, that's not it. What about, caught with 26 grams of cocaine and a live-in corner demon?
Wait, I forgot about: what is a positive test for cocaine-related metabolites in his child?


Okay, let's back up. What is considered a "gain" for Nick?
 
200k+ went to retarded paintings

I have to say here, and I'm not picking on you in particular, but more than once I posted evidence that Bob Rekieta bought the slasher-film-villains painting before Nick acquired it, and that makes me wonder how much of Nick's own money went into any of those shitty paintings.

I don't doubt that Nick would blow money on them, but I'm just offering data that maybe some of the waste was on the part of his parents.

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L/A

Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

"I SEE YOU"
Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman.
Now make that bitch crazy and on coke and you got April.
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He'll notice you if you sign the release for the tapes April. He won't be able to not notice you.
You'll hold all the power, he'll be on his knees again.
C'mon April, its a good deal.
 
I too believe these xitter exchanges, the latest couple of days worth at least, are legit April.
- Nick would have fucked up by now and posted under the wrong account or something similar. He is a fuckwit after all.
- She sounds exactly like a high teenage girl (truthfully, could also be Nick) who listens to way too much Taytay
- She hasn't responded with seething insults yet, Nick definitely would have by now.
- By no means am I say it isn't a gay op or that she's being coached from the sidelines, both are very strong possibilities.

PS : I'm right here April.
 
April, take the money, sign the release, launch the thermo-nuclear body-cam footage directly at the Balldo Bunker. Nick and Kayla are LAUGHING at you.
 
Archive of Nick's latest LOCALS stream in 720p. The stream cut out in the middle, so this is a Part 1+2.

Part 1: https://www.mediafire.com/file/elgy...Election+day.+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file

Part 2: https://www.mediafire.com/file/vlvj...tream...again+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file
Picking up from about 30m in:
- accuses us to want to call the police on him
- can't find his spoon in his shitty kitchen, Kayla reminds him that "some things got thrown away"
- kid just walks into frame, face fully visible
- seething about the claim that his kids went hungry, should have saved the receipts from the nanny
- assures his audience that the Rekieta household is like this every day
- "One day I gotta tell the story about all this stuff..."
- Aaron [w/o saying his name] is "not an honest narrator" and has made things "kinda complicated" in Nick's life
- frustrated that he can't talk, will take some time to undo the damage "those people" did
- some chatter suggests that reality is probably the complete opposite of what Aaron says; Nick finds this "remarkably accurate"
- Nick, with a straight face, calls Aaron a "massive projector" and suggests that the hero and villain roles in his stories are reversed
- Aaron has "severe narcissistic tendencies"
- "All of this should have been handled privately anyway, this wasn't for the public"
- Kayla appears in the background
- 00:41:50 someone who *might* be Bob is visible in the kitchen window, brings in brisket [someone with better ears needs to listen to what they're talking about]
- another kid on screen
- stream breaks, starts new one; Kayla reminds him to make it members only [Has he somehow convinced her that this won't be all over the internet if he just does that?]
- several minutes of cooking advice
- can't use wine because he still got "a little bit of time left on my restriction from consuming alcohol"
- TUG, Megan, Camelot, EVS, Dick, Branca have been "really steadfast friends"; other people have been good but "less active", which is "obviously perfectly fine"
- Nick doesn't really watch other people's content
- He will do an election stream "this evening" [Spoiler: he didn't]
- Nick doesn't need any help from "dumpster people", he never needed them in the first place
- he can talk for hours alone, he "never needed anyone to bounce that off of"
- "I thought I was talking with my friends, I didn't realize I was feeding my enemies.... I won't make that mistake again"
- "i wish all of them severe misfortune... personal health problems... and whatever else could possibly happen to them"
- more streaming to come


TL;DR: Nick remains completely confident in his ability to gaslight people; kids and wife are now props for his redemption arc that he's sure will be coming once he can talk openly; still blames Aaron for everything.


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April has the chance to do the funniest thing.

RELEASE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE!
I think they are both trying to bait Aaron into mentioning Kayla. Why else say the stole your wife stuff? So Aaron can retort he banged Kayla in every way possible.

Not exactly subtle, but otherwise you'd need to believe Nick barely sees April, although let's her use his studio and watch football together.

April changed her twitter name to April Law and posts with rekieta merchandise visible. Posts some lonely ass posts. Does back and forth with Nick.

Gay ops aimed at Aaron I go with. Trying to lure him into saying something he shouldn't.
 
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