💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

Imagine two grown adults being sober or drug free and talking like this. They are like dumb teenagers. The latest installment of Balldo Boy's excellent PR decisions made since his arrest.

It's incomprehensible that this faggot retard actually thinks these weird faked social media interactions are fooling anyone.

They're just making people cringe.

I suppose if he actually just wants people to cringe, he's succeeded.

But does a single person even believe this cringy shit?

 

[BigPeanut]

I'm willing to bet this April shit is just a work cooked up by a fucking coke addict trying to prove he has an IQ above -5.

You should amend your community features post this obviously isn't april posting. Balldo is just talking to himself

How does he benefit by doing this? Don’t just say he’s retarded, which he is, tell me what you think he believes he gains by making really cryptic posts that sound nothing like his usual posts and also make him and his home situation look even more bad and fucked up and cucked.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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I'm gonna be a fag and respond to the same post twice but didn't balldo used to frequently say get that bread on his not a law show? I am sure someone can clip it

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I'm gonna be a fag and respond to the same post twice but didn't balldo used to frequently say get that bread on his not a law show? I am sure someone can clip it

Retarded women adopt balldospeak when in proximity to balldo. This is why Keanu kept saying "homie" out of nowhere immediately after restoring communication with April.

 

[AnOminous]

How does he benefit by doing this? Don’t just say he’s retarded, which he is, tell me what you think he believes he gains by making really cryptic posts that sound nothing like his usual posts and also make him and his home situation look even more bad and fucked up and cucked.

He has such immense levels of brain damage he actually thinks people believe this weird bullshit.

It's literal insanity and there is no point trying to figure out why a damaged brain chooses insanely awful strategies.

He's literally severely mentally ill. Nothing he does will make sense.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

How does he benefit by doing this? Don’t just say he’s retarded, which he is, tell me what you think he believes he gains by making really cryptic posts that sound nothing like his usual posts and also make him and his home situation look even more bad and fucked up and cucked.

what has he gained from anything he has done in the last two years?

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

It's incomprehensible that this faggot retard actually thinks these weird faked social media interactions are fooling anyone.

They're just making people cringe.

I suppose if he actually just wants people to cringe, he's succeeded.

But does a single person even believe this cringy shit?

This all conveniently started after she was on the court zoom call in his studio and Nick was caught on camera setting it up.
Even though it's funny to think that they've split up and April's having teenage girl meltdowns, burning incense and playing love ballads, this all just smells of Nick's usual fuckery and theatrics where he thinks he's being super clever.

 

[BigPeanut]

what has he gained from anything he has done in the last two years?

It’s about what HE thinks HE is gaining. By responding to Twitter trolls and calling them nerds he is showing he’s a fucking chad and dunking on us losers.

 

[Total Annihilation]

While it's almost certainly Nick being a retard and trying to drum up kayfabe drama, it'd be extremely funny if April would consent to the bodycam footage.
Not only the election salt, but Rackets salt from the bodycam footage being released!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It’s about what HE thinks HE is gaining. By responding to Twitter trolls and calling them nerds he is showing he’s a fucking chad and dunking on us losers.

by pretending that steel balldo whore still likes him he is confirming that at least one woman wants his shriveled up dick and he totally isn't gay it isn't that hard to brain

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Guys I'm beginning to worry that the homewrecker polycule coke lady isn't mentally stable

 

[AnOminous]

This all conveniently started after she was on the court zoom call in his studio and Nick was caught on camera setting it up.
Even though it's funny to think that they've split up and April's having teenage girl meltdowns, burning incense and playing love ballads, this all just smells of Nick's usual fuckery and theatrics where he thinks he's being super clever.

But nobody believes it. Everyone is just openly laughing at it.

Because it's completely pathetic and cringy if he actually made up this ridiculous story and got his whore and his side-whore to go along with it. I mean wow, how fucking pathetic. What levels of cringe is it possible to have?

But then the even worse possibility is this cringy faggot is actually living this life. This is actually Nickworld.

That's even more wow. That's how is this even possible for someone to live a sad life this pathetic and cringy?

It's like no matter what the reality of the world Nick is desperately attempting to portray, the reality is even more pathetic, more of a joke, more of a lolcow reality.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I’m convinced this is Balldo posting on her account trying some kind of gayop. We’ve watched this guy run damage control in YouTube comment sections in front of nobody. There’s no way he has the self-control to bite his tongue if she were to start spiraling and mouthing off like this, I’m almost certain this is Nick poisoning the well.

If it were her she would've already made contact with Null or spilled her spaghetti somewhere.

This is 100% Nick or posting influenced by Nick.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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What the fuck?

I think a few of these may have been missed or at least I didn't see them in the thread in a quick glance

What the fuck? Aaron is one lucky guy to have gotten out when he did. He escaped not one, nor two, but three crazy scorned ex-lovers!

Aaron the chud won (As much as you can win in a sittuation like this).

 

[Kulee Baba]

It's incomprehensible that this faggot retard actually thinks these weird faked social media interactions are fooling anyone.

They're just making people cringe.

I suppose if he actually just wants people to cringe, he's succeeded.

But does a single person even believe this cringy shit?

You can call me a faggot retard too because I believe the April Law Twitter is real. It matches up with her Instagram.

[For The Seeing Impaired: She's got a "Youtube Lawyer" drink coaster/patch at the bottom]
I mean what I'm supposed to believe she's pulling this shit on Instagram but couldn't possibly be doing it on other social media?

 

[AltisticRight]

This is the absolute mongo who thought having a 107 degree fever was a credible claim.

Well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

Epididymitis may also be characterized by discoloration and swelling of the testis, and fever. The cremasteric reflex in epididymitis is usually present. Testicular torsion, or more probably impending testicular infarction, can also produce a low-grade fever. There is often an absent or decreased cremasteric reflex.

Can you imagine a balldo-induced epididymitis so bad you have a high grade fever too?

Believes there is no evidence that Rekieta gave his daughter cocaine, but thinks its possible Aaron may have:

So Skelly allowed his 8-year-old daughter to be tested positive for cocaine metabolites at >5000pg/mg with a 500 cutoff by allowing her to be with Aaron?
Gotcha, that somehow exonerates him? I guess.

It isn't eating sandwiches that puts you in the gutter, between the two.

If anything, it makes you so bloated you can't FIT in a gutter!
Sean is fat, get it??

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Even back when I was a Rekieta fan, I always thought it was kinda scummy that he never shared the money. Even if it’s like 50% to Nick and 50% split between whoever was a guest.

Imagine if you’re a carpenter. And one of your friends is also a carpenter. One day he invites you to come help him build a kitchen along with two other buddies. You all work together, kitchen gets built. Client is happy, and pays your friend. You expect a cut. Maybe not 25% since it was his client and all, but SOMETHING.

But your friend goes: “No guys, it’s all good! You see, when people see how AWESOME this kitchen is, they’ll see your name on it too! And then when THEY want a kitchen built, they’ll hire you! And then YOU keep ALL the money!”

Fuck you Nick, you cheapskate asshole.

I have been formulating an idea that what’s happening to Nick happened to Ralph.

People reminisce about how good the old Killstream was and all the iconic (and profitable) shows. But people forget that all of the best shows with da most superberrys were all shows with a panel of guests.

I think Nicks,( like Ralph’s) fall from grace, is inevitable because the more money you make of the back of others.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I hate that I'm back and I hate that this is what I'm here to post in my own thread, but someone flagged my personal archive of the Rekieta stream, claiming it sexualized minors.

Someone is fucking with my shit by claiming it to be the worst thing possible. No. Just no.

I'm here because there is someone out there who did this who received their end of this report, so I'm just here to post mine for posterity's sake.

Crossposting from his thread.

 

[DickMain]

I’m convinced this is Balldo posting on her account trying some kind of gayop. We’ve watched this guy run damage control in YouTube comment sections in front of nobody. There’s no way he has the self-control to bite his tongue if she were to start spiraling and mouthing off like this, I’m almost certain this is Nick poisoning the well.

Then where is the real April? And what's with this lime, and this shovel?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Then where is the real April? And what's with this lime, and this shovel?

April is traipsing through the potato patch with Mama JF, the shovel is his way of showing off, and the lime is for the coconuts. At Denny’s.