💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"IT STILL NEEDS TO BE DONE! YOU NEED TO FOLLOW ME OR DRUMPF DOUBLE WINS!"

It's his childish delusions again. He's imagining himself as The Rebel Alliance, valiantly fighting by hogging Xitter's server space with his xeets.

Well, by mass he's equivalent to The Rebel Alliance. Because he's very fat, you see.

EDIT: Fatrick please you are straight up killing me right now

Rick, what do you think the alphabet boys are running, Kiwi Farms? They're not in any danger.

Your fat-clogged arteries, on the other hand...

Rick has found a powerful ally. The resistance is beginning to take shape...

Nice alliance, Patty. Though you may die of a fat-induced heart attack, La Resistance will live on through tranny weebs.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Niki has (to Biden).

How dare she betray Harris like that!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Niki has (to Biden). Occupation listed as self-employed writer, so maybe this is Rick hiding behind his wifey
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Jesus does Pats Wife Beard pay every fucking thing for him?
Who's the man in that house.
You know she pegs him right?
I get that impression.

I’m surprised he has time for Fatton when democracy is dying! It’s also the most annoying because he’s so obviously a Wikipedia warrior with no experience whatsoever.

Of all Ricks quirks, General Fatton has to be the most irritating. He's so fucking smug in his completely retarded statements and proclaimations.
Most people have at least some redeeming qualities, but Pat is just an unlikeable, bloviating, ignorant asshole all around.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Of all Ricks quirks, General Fatton has to be the most irritating. He's so fucking smug innhis completely retarded statements and proclaimations.
Most people have at least some redeeming qualities, but Pat is just an unlikeable, bloviating, ignorant asshole all around

Not just the smugness but the cowardice, he's the literal stereotype of a chickenhawk.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Not just the smugness but the cowardice, he's the literal stereotype of a chickenhawk.

Thats the other thing about him. He talks online like he imagines he's the star of an 80's action movie, but then cowers and asks for security to escort him to his car when he sees Pests at Court, hid in his house when BDA went to Hoolies to look for him, and hides behind his curtains trembling when he sees people stealing his lawn chairs.

 

[internet friend]

I finally caught up from where I left off, and oh boy it's been a wild ride. Though it's nice to see, even through all the ups and downs and uncertainties of life, there's always one thing that you can rely on: pat is fat.

 

[DickMain]

His blood is also extremely thick and syrupy and he takes a while to get moving (because FAT)

His bloodflow is like a metaphor for the tale of Sisyphus. Forever doomed to pump life into his angry little limbs just to crash on the couch and tweet fatly.

 

[In the Sick of It]

A bit more of the perpetually unemployed expert advising feds on breaking the law

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Rick is a hot minute away from getting the result in the best PA comic (RIP) not involving dickwolves.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

I have noticed today on all three of his accessible social media accounts (xitter, threads, bluesky...aint able to check his insta/facebook/etc) he has been seething more about his loss of followers than the upcoming gigagenocide, with this latest post being an especially amusing example.
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"IT STILL NEEDS TO BE DONE! YOU NEED TO FOLLOW ME OR DRUMPF DOUBLE WINS!"

Rick strikes me as the type of kid that was still trying to play pretend soldiers well after all the other boys grew out of that kind of thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

General Fatton's impotent oink rage causing him to lash out in the weirdest fucking places
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Fatty....nobody was even hinting that the fucking Lancaster bomber was a better air-air fighter.

MIG's were taken out more by ground fire than F-15's. Patrick is so upset with the Trump victory he fails to comprehend other peoples Xeets. Also, Israel got more use out of the F-15A/C than America with 61 confirmed air to air strikes.
I should mention that the F-4 Phantom was more of a beast in the air with the USAF getting 108 kills alone in it. However, it was just as shit against ground forces as a MIG.

 

[AnOminous]

MIG's were taken out more by ground fire than F-15's. Patrick is so upset with the Trump victory he fails to comprehend other peoples Xeets. Also, Israel got more use out of the F-15A/C than America with 61 confirmed air to air strikes.
I should mention that the F-4 Phantom was more of a beast in the air with the USAF getting 108 kills alone in it. However, it was just as shit against ground forces as a MIG.

Fatty probably knows everything he "knows" about planes from jacking off gayly and fatly to Top Gun.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He does have enough to pay lawyers to sue Milwaukee though. Isn't stopping the end of the world more important?

Hush, child. Telling Robert Prongay to enjoy prison 500 times a day is far more important. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Its Patrick S. Tomlinsover



The Idiots have won.... The Stalker Children won....
Pack it up Xisters....

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I would compare him to Heart from Fist of the North Star, but Heart can actually fight.

 

[NaggotFigger]

ENJOY PRISON - MAGA EDITION - DAY 2

Spoiler: Childing

8 childing, 1 dipshit, 1 idiot, 1 moron.

Spoiler: This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

9 enjoy prisons in total.
Combine these, we have:
307 + 8 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 9 = 327

It's just the beginning, stalker children. Wait for the knock.

 

[AnOminous]

Its Patrick S. Tomlinsover

In Pigworld, it's a lawless dictatorship when the person who won both the popular AND the electoral vote gets found to have won the election.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Because he's very fat, you see.

I didn't want to say anything earlier, but I think you're right.

You know she pegs him right?

I legitimately doubt she wants anything to do with him sexually.

Though it's nice to see, even through all the ups and downs and uncertainties of life, there's always one thing that you can rely on: pat is fat.

Gotta say, I'm glad more people are noticing this. Surprised more people haven't spoken up.

 

[RollingRock2]

I was expecting manic histrionic Pat but grimdark apocalyptiPat is growing on me

 

[DickMain]

Fatty probably knows everything he "knows" about planes from jacking off gayly and fatly to Top Gun.

You can eat my hot wings anytime.