💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Again.....what prison fat man? Which authority is going to apprehend and intern your enemies for you now in the eternal drumpfenreich?
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Fatrick really thinks that the important thing to preserve in the event of a crisis is...bureaucracy? Not technology, not science, but employee manuals?

How is this idiot a science fiction writer?
 
Fat you are so unfathomably fucking retarded it is straight up unbelievable.
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Also I hate to keep beating this dead horse here but if there is no law anymore....there aint gonna be any fucking prisons for the stalkerchilds
 
Ngl I was a bit disappointed about the lack of a meltdown on election night, but this Resistance Leader Pat arc is starting to look promising
 
If Rick ends up getting v& not because of self-swatting, not because of murdering innocent negros, but because he's trying to convince idiot feds to snowden themselves, I'll be dead. Dead.
 
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He might be experiencing actual psychosis now. Today is such a fucking wild ride in Rickland.
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Used your keyboard to rage-oink on xitter? SEIZED
Sat on your fart couch to seethe and whine about drumpf? SEIZED
Threatened an innocent stalkerchild texting harmless wookie pictures to your phone? SEIZED
Housed an unlicensed pepperoni production operation in your half-hovel? SEIZED
Barren wife forcing upstanding members of the African American community to fart in her cooch? SEIZED
Parental rights? SEIZED
Patio Furniture? SEIZED
Bitch Tits? SEIZED
My fucking sides? SEIZED

Gawd........my tummy hurts from laughing so much....it hurts.....fck

EDIT: The fuck does this even mean?
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You know, I was bummed out when Trump won in 2016, not a fan. If you told me that eight years later I would think his becoming president again is the funniest thing ever because of how it made a fat, obscure American sci-fi writer/Airbnb host lose his mind, I would be confused.

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You're the Spider-Man faggot, child. Pointing at yourself.
 
Fatrick might get crazy enough to actually get a knock by the three-letter-agencies he loves so much.

Of course it will be because of tyrant Trump squashing sedition, not because of his unhinged fedposting.
 
General Fatton's impotent oink rage causing him to lash out in the weirdest fucking places
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"Here's a mildly interesting fact, a common WW2 bomber shot down more planes during its service in the biggest war in history than a late Cold War era fighter jet"
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"YEAH BUT THE FIGHTER PLANE SHOT DOWN MORE MIGS"
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Fatty....nobody was even hinting that the fucking Lancaster bomber was a better air-air fighter.
 
Judge Holden said:
Again.....what prison fat man? Which authority is going to apprehend and intern your enemies for you now in the eternal drumpfenreich?
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Can someone put Rick on Trump's radar? There must be a way. By, say, starting a petition for a Patrick S Tomlinson Lawn Furniture Protection Act? I just want something with Rick's name on it to get in front of Trump because his head would explode. Trump could hold a rally at Hooligan's and give a speech about Rick being a loser who escalates situations instead of resolving them. "Don't worry," he might say, "Daddy is here for you, even though you're never there for your own daughter. I'm the big daddy, the problem-solver. Your poor daughter. Your poor daughter, Patrick. My daughters: very beautiful. Married well. Intelligent. Curvaceous. Delightful! Your daughter...well, at least her mother's taste has improved. That's all I'll say. That's all!"
 
He got off to a slow start but my word his bitch-titted, histrionic craziness has really kicked into full gear now hasn't it.
 
TheMeanOne said:
Can someone put Rick on Trump's radar? There must be a way. By, say, starting a petition for a Patrick S Tomlinson Lawn Furniture Protection Act?
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I propose the 'Lawn Ornament Lease and Consignment of Outplaced Wares' initiative, under directives set forth by the 'Furniture Affordability Trust' party.
 
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