2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Because it's consitutionally required to count the vote lol
Like we learned last time around, the news agency predictions are unofficial results and there's about two months worth of certification and administrative faffing around before Trump's confirmed for #47.
He still won, and every other state is gravy for the salt train. The rest of the process is formalities. I will be feasting on NaCl until January 20th
 
Without a doubt, the most stunning election year I've ever lived through and, frankly, the most cinematic political comeback I think any of us have ever seen.

But that it comes with a side of Kamala Harris' hopes and dreams being killed stone fucking dead is what really makes the Happy Meal for me. I have hated that woman for a long, long time. She goes down in history as the epitome of a useless, unqualified, stupid DEI hire who only got into the White House by being attached like some shitty preorder bonus to one of those straight white men her side says is The Problem With America.

Now, in no small part because she pissed off that same straight white man, her career is ruined, her name is a punchline, her allies and paid shills have abandoned her, her hubby is probably off to score some more nanny tail on the side, and after January, she will never, ever sit in the White House again. Cold comfort, but even so, a small bit of justice for the many lives she's helped destroy.

I really, really need the tell-all books and exposes about the backstage of her campaign in these last four months and the fallout of Election Night. It has to have been a shitshow for the ages.
 
lol @ the CA crime shit

the mexicans have had it. no more immigrants, no more crime, no more inflation.

we might genuinely kill birthright citizenship, close the border, and start throwing back trash in the next 4 years.
Bring in voter id to secure it and the future is looking bright.
 
6 PM lol.

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lol @ the CA crime shit

the mexicans have had it. no more immigrants, no more crime, no more inflation.

we might genuinely kill birthright citizenship, close the border, and start throwing back trash in the next 4 years.
When we getting that acorn for p'nut the site needs it.
 
To add to the list of things that I, and a lot of others I'm sure, was very surprised turned out to be 100% true was "The GOP is prepared to fight and prevent election fuckery"

I gotta admit I did not expect the GOP to actually fight election fuckery. Especially after 2022's midterms, but I guess it's patently clear now that when the Senator Bloodfeast types end up losing their sway in the party or start retiring, they can't rat fuck the up and coming fresh blood that actually wants to function properly as a political and opposition party. That fucking decrepit turtle won't be around in 2026 to fuck over MAGA candidates like last time, and for that I'm actually optimistic and thankful for.
Trump is going to owe a lot to Elon and the other people in Elon's network. Between recovering Trump's access to social media, securing social media for the election, and Elon locking in and teaching the GOP how to do Bus operations to save people trapped a doomed PA polling stations, him and the others who did ground game basically saved the election for Trump and showed off an actual result for how Americans have been handling the economy and inflation.
 
I did wonder if a better VP pick could have helped Camela. Tim Walz was such a bad choice.
She should have picked a moderate, not a hard-left guy.

I think they might have really thought people would not care about policy and that just him being a FUCKING WHITE MALE would help them with the white males.

The last-minute ploy to ensnare male Zoomers with Fortnite events, where guns are forbidden in a shooter, was ome of the most cringe campaign moments ever.
 
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