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4chan numerous times for posting booba
Twitter for griefing accounts, since Twitter is for faggots I let my account die
Jewish Voice for Peace Facebook page because I called Sarah Silverman a "unfunny cunt who shills for Israel", that one I pleaded no contest to, because I hated everyone on that page; and the girl that asked me to join didn't have sex with me.
 
I accumulate over 109 thousand bans on 4chan. Never my fault btw. Pre-emptively banned from Lainchan because my post contained no-no words when I tried submitting a post.

Permabanned from one forum (I won't say names as to not give clues about my online presence) because I said racist slurs. Later I got permabanned again on the same forum under an alt because I disagreed with the admin over the petty banning of another user.

Permabanned from another forum because I was mean to one of the powertripping jannies. I never used normalfag social media that much so those are the only ones I can remember.
 
When I was a kid and boards were a curiosity to me, there was one forum about Command and Conquer game that I once stumbled upon thourough search via web directory which at that time were a thing to surf the web. In any case, naturally, I have created an account in the name one of one of the figures from FMV cutscenes which were one of the things that Westwood was known for. For pretty long time I have got along with users until I heard about a group "NAPIERDALACZE" ("MUGGERS") who primarily focused on spamming various forums available on web to the point of causing DOS attack occured through the sheer number of manually created posts and topics. I was banned from former gaming forum but due to the rising popularity of French modems with dynamic IPs I managed to bypass their bans for quite some time. It even started a discussion on how to permanently ban me using different approaches.

CD Projekt, the studio behind the Witcher series, back then was only some game distributor mostly known for developing one of the best localisations for polish market. Along with "NAPIERDALACZE" we created dozens of accounts and started an operation to take down their website. Despite our best efforts we couldn't do much harm on their servers but for the first time I was considered as a threat and received a notice via email from CD Projekt that in case such situation would occur in the future and I was one of the perpetrators, I would face legal actions. I was in early teens back then so my reaction was definietly appropriate - I shat my pants.
 
I've been banned from the Farms, twice.
Once for "fascism"(disapproving of Null's April Fools joke). And one more time for posting gore.
 
DeviantArt: When I was a kid, I mocked popular furry artists by drawing their OCs in MS Paint and claiming them as my own.
Club Penguin: I tried saying "fuck" in chat.
Discord: Posted racist and homophobic memes.
 
I was banned without notice, cause or warning from Ovarit. The sneaky mean girl jannies just locked me out one day. They also kept my account active and my old content up so no one on there knew they had given me the boot behind the scenes.
 
glass_houses said:
What in the actual fuck?

Banned from 4chan for posting tits. That's the most insane shit I've heard in months, and state election was last week.

Moot, you arsehole, you should have killed your creation instead of selling it.
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My last ban was for Ellen Page, who ironically permabanned her own tits
 
Temporarily suspended from discord
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My Criminal Record​
Discord (platform not server)Spreading "malware" (harmless)
PayPalAccused me of something I did not do and stole my money
4chanCatching IP bans from random /v/ users
StackOverflowCreated an account at like 13 and asked retarded questions till I lost the ability to post

Can't think of anything else, and I've never managed to get banned anywhere IRL.
 
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Looking Glass said:
StackOverflow
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Yeah no surprises there. They're stuck up their asses and expect you to not be a Quora boomer normie to use it. I've seen some vids where people were intentionally acting like noobs to see how toxic StackOverflow is.

I still have more respect for them than reddit because they have a set standard while reddit jannies will ban you just for looking at them wrong.
Looking Glass said:
PayPalAccused me of something I did not do and stole my money
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It's not a bank, don't use it like that. Doesn't just go out to you, but to everyone with a paypal account. Just use something else to hoard your money like a real bank, crypto on a local wallet or better yet buy gold for the memes.
 
Kiwi & Cow said:
Yeah no surprises there. They're stuck up their asses and expect you to not be a Quora boomer normie to use it.
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To be fair there was a very good chance the questions were retarded. I don't remember what I asked at this point.
Kiwi & Cow said:
It's not a bank, don't use it like that.
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Luckily I didn't. I had less than $1000 in it as I transferred it to my bank regularly.

Edit: Also should mention that banning me was the best thing paypal ever did for me. Switched to another payment provider that was far nicer to integrate and use after being banned, and my sanity thanked me for it.
 
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Looking Glass said:
Luckily I didn't. I had less than $1000 in it as I transferred it to my bank regularly.
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>lost nearly a grand
>"luckily"

I never let my PayPal balance accumulate over $10 because of this exact kind of bullshit. They're a private company facilitating payment between customers and third parties, not a bank. They have a massive division of lawyers but none of the international regulations and government oversight of a registered bank. Unless you're a billion dollar corporation with your own lawyer squadron, if they decide to fuck with you, there isn't much you can do about it. The only way around this is use an alternative service (and there aren't many of those) or else make sure that that if some keyboard warrior in middle management decides to be a cunt, your loses will be minimal.
 
Twitter (multiple times). YouTube (once). Reddit (multiple times). Multiple forums.

I wasn't even trolling. I wasn't abusive or threatening. I simply stated an opinion. I was banned from Twitter for saying a child rapist should get the death penalty. I was banned from Reddit for saying males pretending to be female are not women or girls.

We live in strange times.
 
Remember Yahoo Answers? This isn't a good example because I somehow never managed to get banned but I would routinely post insanely wrong answers there.

Another place I never got banned from was the late lamented IMDB forums. Those were fucking great. You could get pages of responses by posting absolutely zero-effort shit like Denzel Washington was awesome in Pulp Fiction.
 
I once got banned from a Facebook group for calling a mass shooter mentally unstable. Some woman came in to lecture me about being ableist because not everyone with mental health issues kill others and she had PTSD herself, blah, blah. My response was something along the lines of, “yeah, I understand that, but also if you shoot up a place and then put a bullet in your head, you’re probably fucking insane.” Guess they didn’t like that.

The weird thing was this was just a funny meme group. I have no idea how mass shooters even came up in the first place.
 
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