Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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>Concord
>Fairgames
2024, I am already forgotten...
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If you look at steam reviews for DA:VG with comments in them, it's just people arguing lol. Positive reviews despite saying it has a terrible story. Unapologetic shilling. Calling people who dislike it incels. Saying you can't give an accurate review at ONLY 12 hours played. Even trannies telling other trannies the game sucks. This has to fail, when the only people that like your game sound like shills, it's over.
 
VasonJoorhees said:
Why even bother adding different dialogue options if they all mean the same fucking thing?
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The writers have an upped word count to justify their continued employment, the voice actors have stuff to do while waiting for the project to finish, and most importantly it adds more uncompressed audio to the files so it's harder to justify pirating. 100 gigabytes of space feels a lot shittier if you didn't pay 70 dollars to play it, doubly so for a game you already know you hate.
 
Spirelord: Downfall said:
100 gigabytes of space feels a lot shittier if you didn't pay 70 dollars to play it, doubly so for a game you already know you hate.
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That's why you use private trackers. A torrent that size will be freeleech and you'll get extra bonus points for seeding a large file. My ratio shot up when I downloaded and seeded Starfield.
 
30+GameOvers said:
>Concord
>Fairgames
2024, I am already forgotten...
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Ha, great that someone did the edit of that presentation.

I will ask this: how many of these developers and cunts in general are doing this merely for the money?? I know there are quite a few who are doing this for ideological reasons (troons & niggers) yet you have to ask yourself: there must be quite a few who are doing it merely for the money and pretending to be woke only to get big bucks at the end of the day.
 
SpookyObserver said:
Positive reviews despite saying it has a terrible story.
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Sounds like the opposite of what happened with Deadpool & Wolverine, where the critics gave it middling scores despite conceding it gave the fans absolutely everything they could possibly want and having nothing bad to say except 'it's basically a comic book movie'.
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
Ha, great that someone did the edit of that presentation.

I will ask this: how many of these developers and cunts in general are doing this merely for the money?? I know there are quite a few who are doing this for ideological reasons (troons & niggers) yet you have to ask yourself: there must be quite a few who are doing it merely for the money and pretending to be woke only to get big bucks at the end of the day.
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That absolutely retarded presentation/vertical slice of the game that leaked shows me that a large portion of these people are doing it to either further their political agenda or to make the next avengers. God knows marvel slop is one of the only bits of "culture" these inbred mutts seem to know or respect.
Oliver Onions said:
Sounds like the opposite of what happened with Deadpool & Wolverine, where the critics gave it middling scores despite conceding it gave the fans absolutely everything they could possibly want and having nothing bad to say except 'it's basically a comic book movie'.
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"Critic" scores are meaningless, these days people watch their favorite content creator so they can be actually told why they think the way they do. Review sites without a secondary public scoring system or a a way to leave a review that counts as such are going the way of legacy media.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Even E.T. was successful by today's standards, it sold over a million copies in the fucking 80s. It was only catastrophic for Atari because they expected it to sell several million, which is why the extra carts had to get dumped after word of mouth spread that it was a giant turd.

Concord is the new gold standard imo. No game in history has failed so hard, so fast, so expensively.
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But we'll be hearing about E.T. forever, while Concrap gets swept into the dustbin of history.
 
Incecticyder said:
Dustborn was indie
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Wouldn't call funded by several corporate investor groups and several countries' governments with an absurdly high budget indie exactly but yeah that shit was never going to sell lmao.
 
The Lawgiver said:
Wouldn't call funded by several corporate investor groups and several countries' governments with an absurdly high budget indie exactly but yeah that shit was never going to sell lmao.
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I was talking about it being basically amateur hour. You know, people without as much experience. They were an indie studio with a lot of money. There was little experience even if there was a lot of capital but fair point.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Didn't they throw a bajillion copies of Forspoken out into the landfills last year?
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Wasn't properly confirmed if my memory serves me right, and the copies found at a dumpster weren't the regular ones, but the special edition steel books that came with the regular disc case, so they could be empty for all we know

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Terror Sandwich said:
1 year after release and still no profit from the game.
Journos still try to twist this as a success.
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Considering the track record of wokeshit lately, if the studio isn't a smoldering crater with everyone fired at the end of a project, this counts as "success."
Incecticyder said:
I pronounce it the same way Romanian TV does and it helps a lot. NONBEENAREE!
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I once said it "nonbinaREEE" on purpose (with a more subtle emphasis) in front of someone like that and they sperged at me. I pretended to have no idea what they (well she really) were talking about.
 
Pepe Cortisona said:
Wasn't properly confirmed if my memory serves me right, and the copies found at a dumpster weren't the regular ones, but the special edition steel books that came with the regular disc case, so they could be empty for all we know

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Looks like a lesbian's debut rap album.

AnOminous said:
Considering the track record of wokeshit lately, if the studio isn't a smoldering crater with everyone fired at the end of a project, this counts as "success."
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Are we certain there is no chaos behind the scenes? I am not.

AnOminous said:
I once said it "nonbinaREEE" on purpose (with a more subtle emphasis) in front of someone like that and they sperged at me. I pretended to have no idea what they (well she really) were talking about.
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Well, if they pronounced it in front of you, it is really hard to play it of as a mistake. I am sure there are other ways to mock them though like calling her other neo-pronouns like zhir or something or better yet refer to her as a dude. She will politely correct you at least once if you do not refer to her as her actual gender.
 
SpookyObserver said:
If you look at steam reviews for DA:VG with comments in them, it's just people arguing lol. Positive reviews despite saying it has a terrible story. Unapologetic shilling. Calling people who dislike it incels. Saying you can't give an accurate review at ONLY 12 hours played. Even trannies telling other trannies the game sucks. This has to fail, when the only people that like your game sound like shills, it's over.
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As seen on Twitter.
 
FedPostalService said:
The fact the Dragon Age has shifted a decent amount of units shows what utter neighbour cattle a lot of gamers are.
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Except it didn't.

Even being optimistic with the player numbers and the budget, it's still a massive loss.


And remember, this is meant to be the game that saves Bioware after shit like Mass Effect Andromeda.
 
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