💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Spergichu said:
Can't wait to hear how Rekieta, the sole proprietor of a law firm named Rekieta Law, was never actually a lawyer just like how his Youtube channel of the same name was never a law channel.
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I was never a lawyer, little baby child, and my name was never Nick Rekieta. Those are merely your delusions, child. You have been informed, many thousands of times, that my channel was never a law channel, and you will stop referring to it as a law channel immediately.

Wait for the knock.
 
Oh no Rekeita-bros, I think I found out why Nick failed to complete his CLE’s:
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Please forgive my phone posting I’m not at home right now. Also, I know the range for his CLE requirement probably disqualifies him from this particular criterion.
 
Captain Manning said:
BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
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Owes fines, owes property taxes, owes bar fees, lapsed registration, lapsed insurance. Bet he owed his dealer money as well. But he can pay the tattoo artist!
 
Captain Manning said:
BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

View attachment 6587095

I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
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Fuck me! Now I have to change the title card on the video I have been slowly working on to Balldo Attorney: non-practicing non-lawyer :story:
He should tattoo the N onto his forehead like Dr Neo Cortex to go along with his other horrible tattoo ideas. But his N would stand for Non-practicer, Non-lawyer, Non-streaming streamer, Non-Catholic, Non-monogamous, etc.
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200MB said:
Such a catty faggot lmao.
Nick bouncing around from Twitter to different YouTube chats/comment sections like a maniac. He's seriously unraveling.
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He really is giving off teenage girl energy. The secondhand embarrassment would be unbearable if it wasn’t so goddamn funny.

Edit: @Desktop User2 Jinx! Didn’t even see your post, we are on the same wavelength.
 
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