💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'm back. Massive effortpost to end Halloween.
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November 01 report: 20 enjoy prisons + 2 childing = 22 in total.
I have the totality of 328 enjoy prisons/childing combined from October 23 - 31. Now let's get into the previous enjoy prisons before October 23:
October 22:
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We have 5 enjoy prisons so far.
October 21:
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16 enjoy prisons.
October 20:
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In total, we have 15 enjoy prisons.
October 19:
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62 enjoy prisons.
October 18:
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30 enjoy prisons.
October 17:
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18 enjoy prisons.
October 16:
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29 enjoy prisons.
October 15:
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41 enjoy prisons.
October 14:
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38 enjoy prisons.
October 13;
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31 enjoy prisons.
October 12:
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23 enjoy prisons.
October 11:
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61 enjoy prisons.
October 10:
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109 and 37 enjoy prisons.

Now to add all of them from October 10 - October 22:
15 + 62 + 30 + 18 + 29 + 41 + 38 + 31 + 23 + 61 + 109 + 37 = 494 enjoy prisons in total. We put it aside for the rest of the reports.

October 9:
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103 enjoy prisons.
October 8 + October 7 + October 6 + October 5 + October 4:
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101 enjoy prisons.
October 3:
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76 enjoy prisons.
October 2:
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70 enjoy prisons.
October 1:
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48 enjoy prisons.
Extra from March where he enjoy prisons 313 times in one day:
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Extra from September 30:
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Now to combine them:
103 + 101 + 76 + 70 + 48 + 313 + 64 = 775 in total.

Finally, the overall totality from all of October + September 30 + March 13:
328 + 494 + 775 = 1,597 enjoy prisons and childing in total :tomlinson:
That sums up the end for Halloween, stalker children. Wait for the knock, and brace for impact :tomlinson: 🎉
 
Meriasek said:
It's hilarious how he can go from "I was known to be too smart for my own good in high school, I didn't do any school work but just went in and aced every test" to "I graduated with a 1.7 GPA" in one sentence and not flinch. How does this work? {...} Do the tests count for nothing in the US?
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PL, but, no, they don't. I know this because I was a lazy fuckwit who did the exact same thing and graduated with the same GPA. You'd occasionally have teachers who would just hand-wave your homework through as long as your test scores stayed consistently high (and put you back on it when you started slipping), but for the most part dumb/lazy fucks like Rick (and myself) got by on the tests being easy (through their own fault; not through being smart) and dumb luck.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm just wondering how many people enjoyed prison though. Surely if he does this all the time it must have some result. How many of these people have enjoyed prison?
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If anyone was put into prison due to his Tweets the prison system wouldn't have to rely on politicians to come up with fake crimes to fill up institutions.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm just wondering how many people enjoyed prison though. Surely if he does this all the time it must have some result. How many of these people have enjoyed prison?
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Always nobody, because Rick's threats are moot and didn't work on the pests, due to them always being unfazed about it. When Rick calls them a criminal cyberstalking cult, there's a 50/50 ratio of unwitting civilians either listen to Rick's squealing, or them callously fuck his ass through finding out his past or criticizing him. Rick believes he's an internet police and spewing out incredible amount of ridiculous delusions thinking that he can arrest the pests and civilians and sentence them to life imprisonment. His crimes makes no sense, thus many people believed Rick is a massive retard who got flunked out of high school and can't even back up his proof.
 
OffTopic said:
His tone here is petty, indignant, and vindictive (sound familiar?), and even where he makes compelling arguments he comes off unsympathetic. He acted like a nigger and those that feel sorry for niggers and enable them deserve what they get.
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100% in agreement here, bro.
OffTopic said:
Now he's retarded.
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I think that retardation also affected his dietary habits. I'm noticing he's quite overweight by all medical standards.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
If anyone was put into prison due to his Tweets the prison system wouldn't have to rely on politicians to come up with fake crimes to fill up institutions.
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But then the recorD would finally be correcT, kitty. Enjoy a filthy cat hoarder's home (cat prison).
 
Huddy Ledbetter said:
The thing is, in American high schools in the 90s, if you made any effort whatsoever you were basically guaranteed at least a C. To have a 1.7 GPA you pretty much had to flat out refuse to even do any of the assignments, and I assume that Patty did precisely that because he felt that doing homework was beneath him.
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I'm pretty sure that when Pat was in school, the average male US high school student had something like a 2.97 GPA.

It's 3.0 GPA now. A 1.7 implies that he was severely struggling. He wouldn't be allowed to enlist in the military if he didn't get academic waivers for all those D's.

I also like how he tries to imply that "Bumfuck Technical Institute" two year school had an international footprint.

The fact he never mentions where he went to college tells me he never got in. This is a guy who boasts about everything.
 
Dean Pentel said:
But then the recorD would finally be correcT, kitty. Enjoy a filthy cat hoarder's home (cat prison).
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(Yes, it's a real card in an upcoming set)
Damn! Nearly 4am and Patrick's not correcting the record. He's been off X for over 5 hours. Though his last Xeet was about having Trump kill Epstein.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
The way I read this, based on Pat's actual output, is he only tries to write when he's inspired, and he's never had to write even when there's no inspiration. This is what we call writing as a hobby, not a job. If writing is your job, you get writer's block. Period.
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I wonder what he means by writer's block. There are exercises some writers do when they feel stuck, like they will write about feeling stuck until they move past it. I wonder if he thinks doing those exercises means he was never stuck in the first place? Or if he's too dull to run out of things to write. Some genre writers are overly detailed and they don't even tell you much in a given page. I wonder if he's like that.

The exotic V8 spaceship had grey tile floors, tile made of a mystical stone from the planet Zambodia. Zambodian stone is so expensive because the unions are very powerful on that planet. This is a little known fact, but people will put their child on the jobs list as soon as their spacewife has a positive pregnancy test. It's been like that for generations. Although they're big and strong Zambodians have nothing going for them except their physiques. Everyone knows they aren't very bright, they simply use their muscularity to force people to pay them well for their labor. None of the really smart people - like me - want to let that stand. So my mission, like an intergalactic Margaret Thatcher, is to break those very same unions. Why was I picked for the job? Is it because my spacewife left me as soon as she discovered her pregnancy? Left for a Zambodian stone mason legendary for his conquests and the way he dallied with hearts? A mason who put my own child's name on the union list as soon as he'd bedded the spacewife who was rightfully mine? Didn't he already have one of his own? Why did he have to bother me? Why was he following me and taking my women? It's only right that I should turn the tables on him.

The stone was called Paraonyx. It made a heck of a tile, suitable for the inside of a powerful spaceship that flew through the sky much like an exotic bird, the parrot, from my home planet. Parrots are known for their plumage but in a pinch they're also a great chicken substitute. I remember when I caught one in my home territory of Florida and prepared it for my love, well my ex-love, for dinner. "Help me pluck these feathers!" I said, romantically, but she turned green and quickly exited the room. We never had any problems, don't get me wrong. That was only the first of her morning sicknesses. It was actually a sign of the love we shared. It was then when I knew I had to go to the space pharmacy and procure a pregnancy test for her. That's how considerate I was as a husband. But even before we got the result, I knew my seed had taken root. Now, as I thought of destroying my ex-child's future and making my ex-spacewife cry I became almost as hard as that stone tile, made of Paraonyx. And it was not just a hardness in my heart, that's not all, but also in my nether regions. If not for my compression suit everyone would have known! I have a really large penis so it would've been obvious, and some people probably would've been offended. No one believes this, but an elderly lady fainted once when she saw my penis. She'd been around the block a few times, if you know what I mean, but she'd never seen anything like me. It also makes other men feel smaller to be around a guy like me. That's why I stopped doing sports. In the locker room my massive penis and hyper intelligent quips made other guys hate me and try to bully me. One even tried to beat me up once! I guess that's why they have to interfere with my spacewomen. If you were a stonemason making good money, and then you saw a guy like me, I can see why you'd want to steal my woman. I can get another woman ANY day. But a guy like that never will. All he will ever get is someone else's gently used, already pregnant, spacewife. Honestly I almost feel bad for him.

"Great," I thought, as I throbbed with vengeance in my personal area if you know what I mean, "now I need to find a space Fleshlight to relieve the tension." I knew I had one somewhere. I had stopped in at a brothel on my way over but those women thought they were too good for me when my spacecredits were declined. I tried to explain about the lawsuit and how unfair it was but they threw me out. I digress. Having a high libido and an intellect big enough to match is nothing but trouble. Everyone is hassling you and stalking you and that costs you money. What a paradox! But soon, I knew, I would be successful. I could feel that my ship was about to come in. I would prove everyone wrong, and when I returned with a positive bank balance those spacewhores would HAVE to service me. Or maybe, maybe I wouldn't even have to dally with them. I would definitely meet a better woman with a better heart and body before I even got to that exit on the spacehighway. One who would never leave me for a handsomer, handier spaceman. One who would never tire of my awkward lovemaking. SOON.
 
TheMeanOne said:
I wonder what he means by writer's block. There are exercises some writers do when they feel stuck, like they will write about feeling stuck until they move past it. I wonder if he thinks doing those exercises means he was never stuck in the first place?
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As a result of lacking exercise, Patrick gets stuck quite often. In door frames, in whale nets, in Ryanair coach seats. He never moves past it because he can barely move at all.
 
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PatAnon will be vindicated in the end. Trust the plan, child.
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When the truth finally comes out, it will be confirmed Jennifer:

-kills black people and turns them into pepperoni
-let’s black men fart into his wife’s vagina
-paid Quasi $80,000 for a lawsuit he lost
-got a 1.2 GPA in high school
-threatened to kill his ex wife and unborn daughter

Mark it stalker child
 
femoralcanal said:
I love when civilians go straight for his atherosclerotic obstructed jugular:
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More civilians should do this. The one that was slyly suggesting exercise tips was good but more should just call him fat to his face because then we get to see him reconcile "only stalkers think I'm fat" with people who are not following trolls or have any relationship and aren't an account made within the last month calling him fat. If a random "famous" person called him fat I'd coom.
 
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