🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 695 25.1%

  • Total voters
    2,765
That awful Barb Wire photoshoot was during the era of crazy supply chain shortages of even basic goods. They likely had no choice but to wear those boots because the alternative was waiting weeks or months to get anything custom ordered that properly fit Tess and let’s face it, by the time those would’ve come in, she’d have outfatted those too.
 
The sad part about the Barb Wire photoshoot is that while she's a deathfat in it, she still manages to look visibly smaller than her current size.
 
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TEDx posted this for her talk:

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More promo materials:

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Most recent Tesstok:

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Wtf. One of these things is not like the others.
Tess because she is fat and has done nothing of worth? Or are you mistaking the pooner for a man? It's ok, it's a small picture. But the "Conscious masculinity Coach" is a massive giveaway.

Hours of women complaining about men and congratulating themselves, how will I find the time to fit this into my busy day...
 
I went to research that man/pooner and I think he's a true and honest? Just really soy and woke? I hate how bad my poondar is if I'm wrong.
Tess is fat, etc and I hate how she fake giggles behind her hand, that's fairly new, isn't it?
 
Tess because she is fat and has done nothing of worth? Or are you mistaking the pooner for a man? It's ok, it's a small picture. But the "Conscious masculinity Coach" is a massive giveaway.
Maybe the hormone doctor who is supposedly a menopause expert? She's the only one on the panel who has done anything worth listening to. The surfer has some accomplishments, but I don't know what a surfer can say at a Ted talk other than "Ocean fun!"

But the whole group is a pack of "Literally who?" except Tess, and Tess is mostly infamous for getting laughed at for claiming to be a 500 lb cake-binging anorexic.
 
Super Model? She scored several gigs in spite of her size, jobs that dried up when she started copping a big attitude.

Super manipulator is more like it.
 
In this small sea of pure uselessness, the "Conscious Masculinity Coach" stands out. (Pun intended.) What, does he teach men how to not have boners after 10PM?

OK, that was bad. But seriously. What the fuck does that even mean?

I have returned from the desert to find that things make even less sense than they did before. Tedx is a prolonged "Yes We Can" moment.
 
OK, that was bad. But seriously. What the fuck does that even mean?
It's just all the shit you hear women and fags say men should be. Emotional, crying, willing to pay for everything, non-confrontational and always subservient to feminist women in all matters.

It often tinges hard with white guilt as well, so expect some of that thrown in with plenty of male guilt over made up issues from 100s of years ago a movie from pedowood pretended is real.
 
In this small sea of pure uselessness, the "Conscious Masculinity Coach" stands out. (Pun intended.) What, does he teach men how to not have boners after 10PM?

OK, that was bad. But seriously. What the fuck does that even mean?

I have returned from the desert to find that things make even less sense than they did before. Tedx is a prolonged "Yes We Can" moment.
A proper gentleman tucks his boner after 10 and/or in mixed company. Sorry for giving away one of our man secrets but it had to be pointed out.
 
Tess because she is fat and has done nothing of worth? Or are you mistaking the pooner for a man? It's ok, it's a small picture. But the "Conscious masculinity Coach" is a massive giveaway.

Hours of women complaining about men and congratulating themselves, how will I find the time to fit this into my busy day...
If nothing else, Tess, because she's the only one who'll require a reinforced chair. The rest of them look normal sized and capable of standing for however long.
 
I had never seen the pic from the Cosmo shoot where she was sitting down, but holy shit that inner thigh photoshopping is so unnatural.
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If you crop out her feet and top half, I would 100% believe you if you told me this is a pic of the back of her legs.

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Maybe this was the same photographer that turned Anna’s arm into a thigh before she really mastered her craft.
 
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