💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Ok, it sounds better than him actually deliberately trying to medicate her ADHD with it, but I'm not sure that his kid being sat in a house filled with that much crack smoke is any better than her accidentally getting at his stash because he's a careless drunk and left it laying around.

and you just know at this point it isn't even about "sounding better" or even exonerating himself. He only cares about hurting his gay ex lover more than anything else.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he deleted it after that candid photo of his Big Chungus ass walking on stage dropped. How many push-ups can you do, Juju??

Never forget: THIS is the guy calling you fat on the Internet.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

My current theory is that he huffed paint, thinner or petrol as a "loop hole" around drug tests ever since he got out for 4 months daily and actually permanently broke his brain.

I need so so so bad in his next locals stream (in a few months) for a kiwinerd to see a galaxy gas tank hidden in the kitchen mess.

 

[3MMA]

where is Kayla

That’s what Nick wants to know.

It’s so easy to overlay this particular Nick transparency into various photos. It goes with everything. I’ve seen others utilizing it as well. It’s already becoming its own sub genre of Nick posting, especially with historical photographs or preferred lifestyle situations. These things practically make themselves. Gotta stop, must save some for later.

Nick was one of those guys that makes eye contact with the other guy

Straight men don't argue like that

Nick once spoke of having an epiphany while staring a man's Penis on a nude beach

and he still thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

Nick remembers, Aaron.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Joe hasn't said anything yet that I have seen, but I'd expect him to follow his track record of lip service to Balldo, and being a moral scold of the Farms.

When Potentially Criminal covered Nick's arraignment hearing Joe jumped on to chide him and whoever else was on for covering it. I think he was there less than 15 minutes and it was just to get on his high horse about the whole thing. Also, when Meme Copium covered Joe's lawsuit he talked shit about him covering it and Nick's ongoing legal stuff. I think Joe wants to pick up whatever remains of Rekieta's audience and doesn't want to outright dump on Nick.

 

[Space Pope]

Just to be clear, he was talking about Aaron and not Mandy?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm not sure that his kid being sat in a house filled with that much crack smoke is any better than her accidentally getting at his stash because he's a careless drunk and left it laying around.

The real problem with the second-hand crack smoke theory (if that would even be a thing), is that none of the other kids tested positive for cocaine use. I would presume they were all tested, but I don't have the Public Records in front of me. I would also presume by this hazy theory, all the kids would have equal exposure to the haze, although the oldest perhaps less since he was going to school out of the balldo bunker.

 

[Desktop User2]

So, he´s going full "I suck dick for cock"? Finally Nick, the truth will set you free. He is so over you, Aaron, he is up for anyone´s penis now!

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[SigmaBalls]

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Just to be clear, he was talking about Aaron and not Mandy?

There really needs to be a like emote for "made me lol really hard"

 

[StMaryPiper]

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Just to be clear, he was talking about Aaron and not Mandy?

I’m not sure it was for either of them. This is a subliminal way to get dick picks.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Yes, Nick, Aaron remembers when you were peeking around the corner watching him shtup your wife.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The real problem with the second-hand crack smoke theory (if that would even be a thing), is that none of the other kids tested positive for cocaine use. I would presume they were all tested, but I don't have the Public Records in front of me. I would also presume by this hazy theory, all the kids would have equal exposure to the haze, although the oldest perhaps less since he was going to school out of the balldo bunker.

Plus I think the positive was for metabolites, like her body had processed it and incorporated it into her hair, this wasn't crack vapors that had just stuck to the hair.
Its bullshit. Its a cope. Its incredibly homosexual.
Its Nick Rekieta.

For someone who lies as much as Balldo you think he'd be better at it.
He's like a hunchback skelly version of Boogie 1488 at this point.

 

[Pagan Min]

Well… We have seen some pretty wild twists and turn in this saga.

I wouldn’t count anything as out of the real of possibility.

I notice you didn't deny that you're Aaron, though...

 

[Captain Manning]

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And there we all were thinking his life was fabulous until Scandinavian prudes and the government decided to fuck him over.

It's been a while since we've discussed the when, how, and why of Nick coming completely off the rails, but I think the Mignogna appeals court loss caused something inside him to snap. He's never been a great person, and lied to everybody this whole time, but everything came roaring to the surface after that.

- That decision came down in August of 2022.
- People started to notice him nosedive not too long after that, and this thread was moved out of Multimedia.
- He is referencing "a couple of years." Couple generally meaning two.

If he were a better person, I might feel bad for him, and spit on Ty.

Nevertheless, I'll still spit on Ty.

 

[Fapcop]

A shame Nick drank all his personality and wit into the gutter.

There’s material here for a real redemption/come to Christ story.

“I was the highest earning streamer on YouTube. I had a gorgeous house. Millions in a trust fund. Five kids and a beautiful wife. But I was not happy. I tried drugs, degenerate sex… But at night I was crying for something to take the emptiness away.”

Bam! Launch an orthodox trad dad show (Nick likely burned his bridges with all other denominations) humbly beg for forgiveness, heck maybe invite @CaptainManning on to the show to apologize, and Nick could back in business.

Or he could cope and sneed on Twitter and shake his fist at those Kiwi NERDS.

I’m good with either one, honestly.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Sigh…

“Oh, I see I’m being mentioned on the Rekieta thread! Probably my good kiwi friend sending up the ol’ DIVORCE ALERT CALLING FAPCOP DICORCE ALERT!
….
….
Oh never mind. They’re just getting my hopes up for the fun of it!”

Thanks guys!

You've won me over Fapcop. Keep your spirits high and your roofies within reach.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Aaron, if you're reading this, what are your thoughts on Nick having memorized every curve, wrinkle and dimple of your penis?

 

[None More Black]

what the hell was aaron talking about when nick started chatting about seeing each other's dicks?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's been a while since we've discussed the when, how, and why of Nick coming completely off the rails, but I think the Mignogna appeals court loss caused something inside him to snap. He's never been a great person, and lied to everybody this whole time but everything came roaring to the surface after that.

- That decision came down in August of 2022.
- People started to notice him nosedive not too long after that, and this thread was moved out of Multimedia.
- He is referencing "a couple of years." Couple generally meaning two.

If he were a better person, I might feel bad for him, and spit on Ty.

Nevertheless, I'll still spit on Ty.

Rumble contract and locals revenue. I think the acceleration happened then. Essentially getting likely high 5 figure income every month.

 

[Fapcop]

It's been a while since we've discussed the when, how, and why of Nick coming completely off the rails, but I think the Mignogna appeals court loss caused something inside him to snap. He's never been a great person, and lied to everybody this whole time, but everything came roaring to the surface after that.

- That decision came down in August of 2022.
- People started to notice him nosedive not too long after that, and this thread was moved out of Multimedia.
- He is referencing "a couple of years." Couple generally meaning two.

If he were a better person, I might feel bad for him, and spit on Ty.

Nevertheless, I'll still spit on Ty.

He’s a shit lawyer and a shit human being.

Mostly because he took the case instead of going “Yeah, not really something I’m experienced in but I can ask around!”

There’s a time for whinging it, and it’s not when a man’s reputation and livelihood is at stake.