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[Otis Mallebrok]

Dumbass Troon blames his failure on “transphobia.”

"I cried because a cocker spaniel was being really mean to me"

These people, man. It's fucking unreal just how inept and stupid they are. Even the cocker spaniels are dunking on them

 

[batteredpancakes]

"I cried because a cocker spaniel was being really mean to me"

This has gotta be a symptom of paranoia right? Instead of saying the dog was being difficult he humanizes it and acts like the dog was being malicious.
A mentally ill 'victim' who thinks everything is out to get him.

 

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TiF realizes all transwomen are assholes.

I like how troons can't help but act so obnoxious they'll somehow manage to peak even TIFs.

Wtf are "girl lessons"?

Probably something like this or this.

Dumbass Troon blames his failure on “transphobia.”

How can it be transphobia if, according to trans logic, it's totally impossible to tell someone's trans by just looking at them.

 

[stupid frog]

What do i have then? A vagina shaped penis?

At best, yes

 

[Positron]

That demonstrates that he has either never been clocked or he just hasn’t noticed being clocked before.
This in turn shows that he has never been in a situation which wasn’t influenced by his father.

Yup, even "Jazz Jennings" reported being bullied at school.

Assuming "Gelly" is real, what he direly needs is someone to recalibrate his priorities. Yes he was dealt a rough hand in life, and his life-goal is dashed -- but then so was many young people. If you were in a road accident and had to have your leg amputated, then you can say goodbye to your dream of being an NBA star. If you even lose the terminal segment of your index finger, a lot of piano repertoire will be off-limit to you. But such people got on with life, and they come to term with their disabilities and dashed hopes and find their self-worth in some other pursuits. It won't be easy; they need a lot of help. For the case of "Gelly", that would entail learning to accept that he will never be a sex-having woman, but that doesn't mean that life is devoid of meaning. A lot of doors are still open, and a therapist should be there to help him realize them. If he still likes men, he can try to cultivate a companionable, non-sexual relationship with them. Unfortunately -- and this is the ultimate cruelty and injustice -- no therapists will offer the help he needs, for fear of being tarred and feathered as "transphobic" and practicing "conversion therapy".

 

[Accidental Protege]

This has gotta be a symptom of paranoia right? Instead of saying the dog was being difficult he humanizes it and acts like the dog was being malicious.
A mentally ill 'victim' who thinks everything is out to get him.

That's why I can never really laugh at the transphobic animals, as absurd as the concept is. I don't trust troons not to mistreat them simply for behaving the way they're supposed to, like they do with everyone else. No one deserves to deal with troons, not even/especially animals.

On a lighter note, I just noticed my computer doesn't try to autocorrect "troon" anymore!

 

[Billy Hargrove]

act so obnoxious they'll somehow manage to peak even TIFs

If you scratch the surface a lot of pooners report hating male troons. I saw a Reddit thread where like multiple pooners admitted their troon friends said they were jealous of them being sexually harassed or molested as children. also troons are very mocking and make fun of pooners even more brutally than kf does.

Of course the regarded pooners blame this on “trans androphobia” or whatever gay term instead of just realizing troons hate all women.

 

[Xev]

I bet that troon hates cocker spaniels because of the word 'cock' in the breed's name

 

[peepooman]

For the case of "Gelly", that would entail learning to accept that he will never be a sex-having woman, but that doesn't mean that life is devoid of meaning. A lot of doors are still open, and a therapist should be there to help him realize them. If he still likes men, he can try to cultivate a companionable, non-sexual relationship with them

I might be wrong, but being a literal eunuch, Gelly should have no libido or sex drive whatsoever. I believe that his only motivation for sex is getting validation that he is a woman. Getting their vaginas penetrated is something that women do and he is a woman with a vagina, so obviously he has to get his vagina penetrated. Plus I think that he doesn't want to feel like all the pain and time spent dilating is being wasted if he doesn't use his "designer coochie".

 

[FinnSven]

I might be wrong, but being a literal eunuch, Gelly should have no libido or sex drive whatsoever. I believe that his only motivation for sex is getting validation that he is a woman. Getting their vaginas penetrated is something that women do and he is a woman with a vagina, so obviously he has to get his vagina penetrated. Plus I think that he doesn't want to feel like all the pain and time spent dilating is being wasted if he doesn't use his "designer coochie".

It probably doesn’t apply to Gelly, having been placed on blockers at 12, but some eunuchs were reported to have and enjoyed sex.
Including castrati who had been gelded at the onset of puberty.

I suppose this doesn’t automatically mean they had a sexuality. Just that it was a function they could indulge in.

It’s also unclear if they were an active participant or just perhaps enjoyed receiving anal or giving oral.
Or other sexual practices which don’t require both parties to have functioning genitalia.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I might be wrong, but being a literal eunuch, Gelly should have no libido or sex drive whatsoever. I believe that his only motivation for sex is getting validation that he is a woman.

Seems like it. He's just doing what he's been told to do.

what kept me going was knowing that everything I did would be worth it,. in the end, to end with me finally being a woman.

i'm also nervous in general to lose my virginity. i read it hurts the first time. i have almost zero sexual experience, the most I ever got was the first time i attempted to have sex last week and that went so poorly.

i was nervous and initially thought i shouldn't, but he made me feel comfortable and safe, and i have also been dying to try my vagina out and lose my V card.

He talks about his neopussy like it's a new truck.
I wonder if we'll get an update on him actually having sex in the future. It'll be interesting to hear how "enjoyable" sex is for a puberty-blocked kid.

Gelly just posted some more information on his mother. This is a his comment on a post another TiM made about coming out.

I'm going to go against the grain and say to not give up hope on having ur mother come around. My mom never said anything like that to me growing up but she did stuff like tell me that I could be a boy that likes makeup or say that I should wait until I was older to make a decision etc. we didn't get along and eventually my parents split up bc they did not agree on blockers. After that our relationship became strained and i thought it would never get better. However, she did slowly come around, she gendered me correctly and called me by my chosen name. Our relationship is good now.

you only have one mom and i know what she said was mean. But remember that there is a lot of misinformation and she's scared. Even if it's ignorant she just wants what she thinks is best for u. i know everyone here wants u to lash out and cut her off but don't do that please, just be calm and give it some time, u might be surprised at how she changes.

Poor mother. It's too bad she married a wealthy degenerate. Money always wins in the courts.

 

[CoolFool]

Gelly just posted some more information on his mother. This is a his comment on a post another TiM made about coming out.

I know this kid is misguided and stupid as hell but at least it's nice to see him tell another troon not to cut off his parents like so many do.

He talks about his neopussy like it's a new truck.
I wonder if we'll get an update on him actually having sex in the future. It'll be interesting to hear how "enjoyable" sex is for a puberty-blocked kid.

That's also how Jazz Jennings talks about his AmHole. Jazz said he felt zero arousal and has never had an orgasm. He seemed naive about sex and honestly believes that he will finally feel something once he has sex. It's a child's understand of how sex works. Jazz's surgeon, Dr. Bowers, also later admitted that if you've never had an orgasm before getting bottom surgery, then you won't ever be able to have one afterwards either. Grim.

 

[DickMain]

You’d also think that if they were at such a risk for getting killed they wouldn’t be SO open about being trans. More of them would try (the key word being try) to live as stealth

I've said elsewhere in the past, but it's not good enough to just live silently and happily as who you feel you are to achieve internal validation. Transtrenders that think they can be a real life anime girl live and die solely on validation from external sources. It's for asspats on twitter, or the approval of the freaks who groomed you (if young), and for those freaks it's to be a consequence-free whore who won't stop at any sex, age, species; you name it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It makes you wonder why the Lesbian subs don't just treat Transbians the same, but as another poster said, if that was a Lesbian talking to a Troon the Lesbian would likely get banhammered murdered and super mega'd instantly when the Troon tardraged out

Admire your optimism.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Zach's more floridly crazy, with the horse dildos and the 'ironic' snake cult. And he went through normal puberty so his lunacy is all on him I'm afraid.

Questionable.
He wasn't medically prevented from normal puberty, but in his pre-transition videos he looks pre-pubescent.

True - I suppose Zach could have hypogonadism or Klinefelter's or smth. but knowing that guy's propensity to TMI you'd think we'd know about it by now.

Zach has mentioned his pediatrician recommending putting him on testosterone when he should have been starting puberty because his penis was too small. View attachment 3065012

Dumbass Troon blames his failure on “transphobia.”

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Nigga, it’s a test. You’re not supposed to get help during the test. Plus keeping the dog calm is part of your job. By your own admission you failed.

I assume that he was trying to be a dog groomer (in addition to a child groomer), but "I also cried because a cocker spaniel was being really mean to me on test day" is random.txt worthy

 

[Dr. Butt]

Either his dad is a gross cooker with a fetish for ‘pinkpilling’ little boys,

I'm kind of liking "cooker" as a term for pseudo-AGP lolicon coomer groomers that troon out their sons (e.g. Schrieber). Like they slow cook that meat in the home kitchen for 18 years. Good typo, hope it catches on.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Zach has mentioned his pediatrician recommending putting him on testosterone when he should have been starting puberty because his penis was too small.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but ...

 

[klarine]

New Gelly post. He's posted on r/depression asking what he is.

"vagina doctors can't tell the difference" omfg this tard kid Blud really has never interacted with a coochie before so he doesn't know how to compare his ditch to the real thing.

He had to have makeup lessons and "girl" lessons, whatever that means, probably because of his pedo father. To find out none of this shit, surgery, blockers or hrt will ever make him a woman must be mortifying. I almost feel sorry for the tard.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

I'm kind of liking "cooker" as a term for pseudo-AGP lolicon coomer groomers that troon out their sons (e.g. Schrieber). Like they slow cook that meat in the home kitchen for 18 years. Good typo, hope it catches on.

Seems to be a common enough fantasy. Someone a few pages back mentioned that one celeb kid is talked about enviously a lot. I also saw an obviously fake green text about a troon who came out to his dad and his dad was super excited and started buying him dresses and maid outfits. Seemed obviously written with one giant Troon hand. I guess it combos a lot of their degen fantasies: pedophilia, incest, and sissification.

Goodness, I hate troons.

 

[Standardized Profile]

She has a tiny bit of insight, but is still delusional enough to rationalize it away:

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AngusKhangus777

Afraid of girls​

(Im in highschool which is why i sound insane) I want to know if anyone else has a problem with being terrified of cishet girls in particular. I think this is some sort of residual internalized lesbophobia? Or something? I mean to be clear I'm pretty scared of cishet kids my age in general, but I feel guilty and nervous every time I talk to a girl I don't know, which only happens when I'm forced to. I don't feel this way about girls who are obviously queer or are trans but I do have a problem with anything beyond friendship or basic interaction. I feel bad every time I have a crush on a cis girl, and feel too bad to ever hit on/ask out any girl at all, doesn't matter if she's trans or cis or straight or queer. I'm actually more into girls than guys but I constantly say that I'm gay and have only dated one girl to the 4 guys I've been involved with. I feel very comfortable with my female friends but I feel creepy even being near girls my age who I don't know. Is this normal??? I've never been bullied so where are these feelings coming from.

I didn't know this. Poonerism doesn't stop with cross-sex hormones and surgical reconstruction, it requires bleeding. The ancient medical treatment for relieving the body of bad humours. Adding testosterone-induced polycythemia to my list of pooner health horrors:

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Expensive-Plum-1089

Question for people who have done long-term therapeutic phlebotomy​

Advice

I just got my 4th treatment done, and even though I’m on a half dose of testosterone, my hematocrit not only didn’t decrease but it went up. And my hematologist has only one phlebotomist on staff. She really tries but every single treatment sucks. The blood doesn’t flow well, and she is constantly digging around in the same two veins on each side. This time, she suggested that I get a port to make it easier all around, and because by the looks of my values I’m going to need to be getting weekly treatments for a long time.
Has anyone here got a port for therapeutic phlebotomy? What is it like? I tried looking on google and YouTube but 99% of what I find is for chemotherapy ports, and I don’t even know if it will be the same kind of port.

Pornsick pooner transitions into an incel, thinks back hair and a rot dog makes you a dom (but is too scared to talk to girls):

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Legitimate_Phase2498

NSFW 34 yo gay trans guy who’s scared to date​

TW: sex stuff
When I presented as a woman, I was very confident sexually and went on many dates. Took 4 years off dating due to dysphoria/mental health/etc. I’ve socially transitioned. I’m a couple months on T. Obviously pre-top surgery.
Testosterone has TOTALLY changed what I like, sexually. I used to be a bottom/sub. Since T, I am exclusively interested in being the dominant partner. I now feel scared shitless of sex… I feel like a total virgin. What if I mess up or I’m too shy to be a dom. I don’t know what tf I’m doing. But I’m so horny and miss sex Honestly, between needing top surgery and feeling clueless about how to perform my new fantasies, I’m so lost. I could see myself literally never having sex or dating again I’m so overwhelmed.

Very very disrespectful:

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Velvetclowns

Nipple covers?​

I don’t really have a need to bind (and I don’t like to anyway) but my nipples PROTRUDE from tighter fitting shirts and it makes me uncomfortable. I try to use bandaids but they rip my chest hair off lmao Any suggestions on covers that will actually stay on but won’t give me a chest wax when I take them off?