💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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He thinks that if you disagree with him on one of the hard-line absolutist stances he takes on things, it's because you have some vested interest in whatever he's complaining about. Disagree with him on EVs? Obviously you must own an EV! Pointing out how he's fallen for fake news? You must be a Democrat! Think iPhones and Macs are overpriced and overhyped? Clearly only an Android or PC user would say that!
It's part coping mechanism to prevent him from thinking that he might be wrong about something, part Jack being unable to grasp that people can make judgments on things without having some attachment to the thing in question.
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I think he's finally coming out as a Dem. He has a MACKBOOK, iPhone, EV scooty puff, and talks like a fag, so what else could it be?
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Well, he did recently express skepticism of Reaganomics, advocated for a progressive tax on food, and called for the abolishment of the Electoral College...
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The fuck is he on? Does he think that things like PCs and androids are only for Democrats or something?
Meanwhile EVERY single artist and person I know that just wants their computer to work is a Machead. They're also Democrats.
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There was a tiny bit of violence in the film. Some blood. But to be honest, it is not as much as you think. Realistically with a couple of edits that could have gotten a PG rating. It is that thin of line, they just got over the PG-13 hump.
The film actually came off as having more of a campy tone compared to the first two. More attempts at lighthearted, MCU-esque humor.
Part of me feels he is trying to say that given the electric vehicle and political remark. Politics carries with it brand favoritism in his mind. Part of me also thinks it isn't solely a political statement, more that he is trying to make a broader boast that he has this great ability to read people and be able to determine so many things by analyzing how they speak along with what they say.
What I am more amazed at in that post is that he is so stroked out he used the word "and" twice when listing things rather than just use another comma after listing off "a pc" in that post.
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This is maybe his worst/most hilarious intro yet
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The electric vehicle I can almost understand if it wasn't for the fact the biggest EV maker out there is Tesla and how Elon Musk is 100% for Trump. You'd think that Fatty would be all for Tesla because of that.
But again half the time I feel we need a Mushbrain to English dictionary to understand what he's trying to say. I mean any faggot that can't figure out Siri needs access to teh intarwebs to find out stuff is an idiot.
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That's fucking retarded and Jack is niggercattle.
I miss it when environment shit was neither left nor right. Now it's to the extreme on both sides. What a gay world, and it's because idiot two-digit IQ havers like Jack exists. That's an exaggeration because Scalfatty is less intelligent than a paramecium. Isn't the CEO of the biggest EV manufacturer an orange donor? Retard.
Almost all of my leftoid friends use Apple junk. Rightoid ones are a mix. Scalfatty is a dunce.
How is he feasibly and logistically going to load guns? His arm doesn't even work. If he somehow achieves such a feat, he should just do some tard-brain sashimi.
a bottle of what? Fatty supposedly doesn't drink.
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Ranch dressing.
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he literally couldn't open a bottle nor load a gun. these are things he's physically incapable of.
there's a lot of larping on the internet but jack is in a class all his own.
"when trump wins i'm going to applaud, play piano, shoot a bow & arrow, climb up a rope, run around the block, tie my own shoelaces, do a handstand, use a fork and knife" etc
there's a lot of larping on the internet but jack is in a class all his own.
"when trump wins i'm going to applaud, play piano, shoot a bow & arrow, climb up a rope, run around the block, tie my own shoelaces, do a handstand, use a fork and knife" etc
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If Trump loses he'll definitely pop a blood vessel. Even if you're a staunch Republican there's an upside no matter the outcome of the election.
Hell, that'll probably happen if Trump wins too so also works for Democrats.
We can bridge the partisan divide, starting with our shared loathing for Jack Russell Scalfani.
Hell, that'll probably happen if Trump wins too so also works for Democrats.
We can bridge the partisan divide, starting with our shared loathing for Jack Russell Scalfani.
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This. BITCH.
In response to this, which Jack considers unimpeachable logic:
In response to this, which Jack considers unimpeachable logic:
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I wonder how bad (the liquified and calcified remains of) his brain would implode if he tried to use a Linux machine. Doesn't even need to be something like Arch; I'd bet he'd get stumped and angy on a simple, user friendly distro like Mint or Ubuntu. 10 bucks says someone could convince him that the terminal is the hacking program and running
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I hope if Trump loses Jack makes a video of himself crying about the end times like this lady did in 2020
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So he doesn't see that that's why he got fat in the first place... and then refuses to get a shot to lose weight because that's not how he got fat?
The sheer STUPID from this man actually hurts at times.