💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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A weird troon with serious Lolcow potential has been found via Wikipedia


TLDR: Extremely autistic Christo-Pagan troon with a micronation in North Carolina and galactic empire after annexing a star.

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Terrifik said:
was part of nothing ever happen chads &LOST :story: :medallion:
happens happened due to interenet meme daddy
Aug 6, 2024- Dragoneer Has Passed Away - Oct28,2024-happening & gapped by payment processors.
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A furry has apparently conducted a thorough investigation into recent events. Unfortunately, archive.is seems to be down for me, which is concerning. If anyone else is able to archive this, please do.

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A summary for @Null for today's stream:

  • The current Happening is that all but two Furaffinity Discord staff have resigned. Most if not all admins and moderators of the actual Furaffinity site have resigned. No one has stated why because they all were under NDAs whenever whatever caused them to resign happened. It apparently has nothing to do with controversial site rule section 2.7 involving minors, instead they are all said to have left for "personal reasons."
  • One of the only people left running both the site and Discord is Sciggles, ex-wife of the late Dragoneer. Another is likely the lead tech admin Yak who doesn't care about drama and just maintains the site.
  • Furries are angry because site leadership is proactive about trying to ban disgusting content involving minors, rather than waiting for their hand to be forced by payment processors. They were threatened once in 2010, banned "cub porn" at the time, and since then have continued revising rules and banning different interpretations of content involving minors, even though their payment processor hasn't told them to. This is being framed as a bad thing.
  • They have had rules against cub porn for ages but only enforce it when someone reports it, and one lone user recently took it upon themselves to report thousands of diaper porn images, forcing the staff to take action. As a result, babyfur/diaperfur people felt suddenly targeted unfairly and have risen up in solidarity.
  • Events of great importance are being re-litigated, such as the great Sonic age-up decree of 2012 and the mass Eevee porn banning of 2023.
  • A lot of fucking "well actually" rationalization going on about why unevolved/baby Pokemon aren't technically children and how some baby/diaper lovers don't look at their characters sexually so that makes it all ok.
Banning children with bulges and poopy diapers is a site-ending, mass-exodus-triggering faux pas. Bizarro world.

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Angry Shoes said:
Who do we think the dead lolcow is going to be for this Halloween stream?
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90% sure it's coach red pill, nulls been asking about him occasionally.

Wikipedia is back to it's old tricks
And is declaring Trump a fascist in a factual and non ambiguous manner. They're using and misquoting some ridiculous articles in order to do so.
 
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Charles "Charlotte" Clymer, most well known for the below greentext, is now a spokesperson for AllVote.
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AllVote is a PAC that seemingly runs campaigns to confuse voters in the run-up to the election, despite their stated mission being to increase voter turn out.
The Philidelphia Inquirer is now reporting that they've been sending out texts to people falsely claiming that they had already voted in the upcoming election in Pennsylvania. This has also apparently been noted in Arizona and North Carolina.
“Records show you voted,” the text read, linking them to an official Pennsylvania website with information about polling places and early voting.


But the message did not come from an official government resource or a well-known get-out-the-vote advocacy group. Instead, it was signed by “AllVote,” a self-proclaimed voter-mobilization program that election officials have repeatedly flagged as a scam to be avoided and ignored.

If “AllVote” sounds familiar, the name has been linked to other confusion-sowing text campaigns in the lead-up to the election. Montgomery County officials in August warned voters about “AllVote.com” that was texting registered voters and falsely claiming that they were not registered to vote — part of a scam to “capture personal, sensitive information from voters in an attempt to exploit them later on,” election commissioners said.

Election officials in Arizona and North Carolina raised concerns about text campaigns from an organization with the same name in recent months.
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Of course, AllVote gets their top spokesperson, Clymer, out to defend their campaign by stating... oopsy it was totally just a typo! Also, no you can't know how many people we lied to
Charlotte Clymer, a contracted spokesperson for AllVote, sent The Inquirer an apologetic statement, describing the texts as a well-intended reminder-turned-disastrous mistake, thanks to a typo committed by staffers.

“We are mortified by this mistake and the confusion it has caused,” the organization said in the statement.

The organization would not say how many voters were sent the erroneous text.
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Oh, also you can't know who funds this. That could make our funders unsafe™ due to all the far-right lynching squads going around
Clymer described AllVote as “funded by progressive donors aiming to increase voting participation” but declined to provide details about the group’s backers. A political action committee with that name was registered this year. Yet little public information is available about AllVote, and its website lists no founder or staffers.


Clymer said the organization does not disclose its backers for fear of being targeted by the far-right. She also said that election officials and news reports that issued statements characterizing their recent efforts as phishing scams were incorrect.
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Thank goodness this was good faith disinformation!
 
Here are some exerpts from Trump's NAZI rally at Maddison Square Garden for your news segment.

It was honestly something out of that cartoon you read on twitter.

The tone was set even outside the venue, where RSBN interviewed an animated asian woman waiting in line:


It did not disappoint for over-the-top speakers. Trump's speech was largely unremarkable, but...
First was Rudy Giuliani, who always brings schizoboomer energy!


He also had this quotable quip:


Grant Cardone says of Democrats "we need to slaughter these other people"


Oh yeah, this guy (Tony Hinchcliffe) made headlines with this joke:


We are living in a political circus. I hope your Election Stream with PPP and Warski does it justice.
 
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