🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ash_clown said:
Are you retarded? Don't let the boy off that easy. Cobra has the ability to not drink if he wanted to and I'd love to see that, but he's all in on his goth bad boy persona.
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There are plenty of alcoholics in this world that are much more intelligent and self-aware than Josh is and THEY lack the ability to quit drinking. He started off life deprived of any willpower or intelligence, at this point he’s so devoid of willpower that it is an impossibility that he’ll ever stop drinking. The persona is just a cope so he can feel justified in the behaviour, it doesn’t fuel the alcoholism so much as the alcoholism fuels it.

ASeabear8952 said:
Someone on The Boglim brought up the possibility of him getting a strike for this
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That’s likely going to happen. How many Community Guideline strikes is he at now? 3-4? He’s going to get his main channel completely yeeted and he’ll have to start over from relatively nothing again. That 100,000 is gunna look more like 30,000 without all the dead troll accounts subscribed. That’s over a decade of hundreds of people pissing away emails.
 
LongWayDown said:
The Fat Fuck from Kentucky is honestly the real start of all the bad news. He was mostly responsible for pestering Josh's employers until they fired him for simply making small mistakes most mentally atrophied people would make in a fast food setting. It completely threw Josh off and set him on what is noow over a decade of swinging blindly at "the troles".
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Honestly yootoob. While FFFKY was absolutely low down pathetic, it was only a matter of time before cobes was either let go or quit on his own. Giving him the credit for getting Cobes fired is too generous.
The Wendy's he worked at was already whittling down his shifts to the point where at the end he was only working a day a week for an hour or two. Never underestimate the boy's laziness and incompetence compounding one another. In all likelihood he was probably one tea switch up, clogged toilet, no-show, or hygiene problem away from getting the boot.
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'Ole Dente said:
That’s likely going to happen. How many Community Guideline strikes is he at now? 3-4? He’s going to get his main channel completely yeeted and he’ll have to start over from relatively nothing again.
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It doesn't work like that, you have to get 3 strikes all within 90 days. So while it could be the third strike, technically it's the first (or second, I can't remember when his last strike was, but he hasn't had 2 in the last 90 days). He'll be fine.
 
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It wasnt me it was spongebob dood

I dunno this dudes probably been called a faggot all his life he kind of deserves to use the word.
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Being called a fag for so long you get the F-card even though you're not gay, you're straight.

#justkingcobrathings
 
^ Fuck posting a '$500' wand, it's time to doordash Arby's! We have the meats!*

That Eurasian looking babe from North Carolina should have spent the $500 looking after her poor bastard son instead. Oh well, her attention is on Keem and lolcow live now, so it's no skin off my shoes. Women really are trash.

*Bacon not included (oh we ripped you off on the swiss cheese too).
 
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bonified retard said:
Also, that was at least a tablespoon of salt he added to his drink combo for some reason. Hope that doesn't become a thing.
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kidney stones comin in nicely, toobz
ah who am I kidding, the body of a boglim operates on different physics and chemical reactions than what science can explain
 
Suit Manlet said:
kidney stones comin in nicely, toobz
ah who am I kidding, the body of a boglim operates on different physics and chemical reactions than what science can explain
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Boglim homeostasis is real, toobz. His lifestyle and habits created a new type of biochemistry that runs on sugar, alcohol, grease and inhalants.
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
Like others have said he was already doxxed months ago, but I was watching NAL and yes she mentioned the name of his trailer park and said his specific unit number as well.
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Has he literally been doxed? Yeah, on Kiwi Farms. Will everyone come here to get the dox? Not really. We’re still gross evil disgusting nazis.
 
Watching Door Dash repeatedly fuck up his orders has been a great money saver. I know, thanks to Cobra, that DD messes up 80% of their orders.

Honestly its because Dashers will go up to the counter and immediately start harassing the restaurant staff for your order. The 16 year old that is suddenly put on the spot grabs your half empty bag and your latest refund is on its way.
 
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