💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Train Operator]

While I am not a chistian myself, Glenn Beck often says

so you're quoting another Non-Christian then. lol

Edit: Mormons aren't Christians. cope and seethe polygamists. Joseph Smith was a degenerate conman who is burning in hell forever where all wannabe "gods" fucking belong.

 

[Desktop User2]

Sadly, I'm tempted to lean more towards abortion, given how much of the whole "Trad Dad" image has proven to be a farce and what a complete libertine hedonist he's proven to be.

"Manage it discreetly" is the most obvious and common abortion reference ever.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Rekieta taunted his deity and I think the deity is making it clear that he won't be having that shit.

So much for Jesus being "just a guy."
Dads tend to not like it when people talk shit about their kids.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

'Our bodies are like our temples'

If they were Aztec and you had $1,000 to bribe the priests. :V

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What page was the timeline on? I wanna look something up.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Well, Rackets certainly showed those Scandi prudes! This is going to be all over Spicer by the morning news. I think that whole property is going to be priced to move very soon. There is no possible way he thinks this will blow over socially.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He’s such a fucking nerd. He’s the most obvious mark. I would actually get angry if a used car salesman didn’t fuck him over on a deal. He probably buys the extended warranty (probably needs it with how he wrecked the Mustang).

Imagine falling for a Nigerian Jamaican scam!

 

[AnOminous]

So much for Jesus being "just a guy."
Dads tend to not like it when people talk shit about their kids.

Remember, when anyone ever asks "What Would Jesus Do," the possibilities include flipping over tables and chasing people around whipping them with a horsewhip.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

What page was the timeline on? I wanna look something up.

There were some revision posts afterwards but the original is here.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

There were some revision posts afterwards but the original is here.

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

Damn, killing Nick’wan broke him. Warski W. EDIT: Andy snuffed out Jr. and never looked back.

 

[McMitch]

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

I’m convinced now that Rekeita’s worst day was an attempted intervention to his burgeoning drug addiction.

 

[Harm]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant female sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

This was my thought as well. Nick is an obvious mark. Stoke his ego and take his money.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant female sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

PPP did a great rendition of Nick surrounded by the bulls “convincing” Nick to “do the right thing.” It’s kino

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Theres a timeline somewhere out there where the black hooker didn't abort, and Nick is forced to run around Minnesota with some ugly half nigger baby while desperately trying to swing with other couples. lmao

That's just half the city of Minneapolis. The other half is the half-black kids shooting each other.

 

[Harm]

This was my thought as well. Nick is an obvious mark. Stoke his ego and take his money.

Besides, what fucking cooking does he do which he could discuss with them?

"Haha, yes Mr. Lawpope, we too love eating single Doritos while watching our child rape anime films. But please, listen to us, our sister Laverne is sick with a child of her own and needs you to save her with your money!"

 

[AnOminous]

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

At this point, Nick's entire life, if you can even call it that, is just one Worst Day after another.

 

[dustnight]

Is this why the family bracelet is “complicated” and “private”? One of beads on the bracelet represents his aborted half Jamaican baby? Is it the brown one?

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"babe remember the time we got hoodwinked by that Jamaican stripper?"

 

[AnOminous]

Is this why the family bracelet is “complicated” and “private”? One of beads on the bracelet represents his aborted half Jamaican baby? Is it the brown one?

Lmao like that pregnancy even existed. This is so obviously a routine scam they pull. Bitch was on birth control the whole time.

Nick is fucking retarded.