💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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In the Sick of It said:
It's hilarious to me that this fat pig thinks that the owners of MSG were personally involved in this, and not just the guest relations team being alarmed and contacting the authorities. His inflated sense of self-importance is only outweighed by his massive gut.
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Oh do not worry, he will address that when it suits him as well. For now its the high level shit because Fat is so fucking special. But in time, it will be the "criminal cyberstalkers" who did it as a way to try to murder his entire family. He will double and triple dip on anything he can to keep his bullshit lies going.
 
The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association posted this shockingly retarded statement.

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They won't even say what he did, and they will not answer any questions. Justice has been served, in accordance with Article V(5)(iii). How is this a real organization?
 
What's your favorite Pat name? I'm sure this has been asked somewhere in this massive (but less massive than Pat) thread. Rick is a classic as is "the fat faggot with bitchtits" but I'm growing fond of piggertits.
 
Judge Holden said:
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If Rick moved to a small state like New Jersey, he'd tip it over.
Rick is so fat, his blood type is ragu.
You grab onto Fatrick your fucking hands'd disappear, he's so fucking fat.
He's so fat when he goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.
When Fatrick hauls ass, he has to make two trips.
 
Pigsaw said:
between this and his "things don't have to make sense in real life" tweet, he's not well. i'm afraid the alcohol's finally eaten too many holes into his brain
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No, child. His brain is fine. He's the picture of health, here to correcT the recorD for many more years.
moocow said:
Surely smarty-pants Fatrick and his nearly-equally brilliant (can't have a woman surpassing Fatrick now can we?) wife know the first rule about police "interrogations" -- say nothing and ask for your lawyer -- and ended the conversation within moments, yes? Surely he didn't just cower like a bitch, assuming this event even took place at all.
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Interesting you mention Ricky's pants and the cops in the same context, stalker. Rick doesn't keep his pants on when the cops are in his presence. His humiliation fetish demands display of his clinical faucet dick to authority figures.
In the Sick of It said:
His inflated sense of self-importance is only outweighed by his massive gut.
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Even now, probably not by very much.

Also, fucking LOL at the lies Patrick tells. "...hundreds of different kinds of guns." "Hundreds of thousands of rounds."
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
What's your favorite Pat name? I'm sure this has been asked somewhere in this massive (but less massive than Pat) thread. Rick is a classic as is "the fat faggot with bitchtits" but I'm growing fond of piggertits.
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While fat faggot with bitch tits is an absolute classis, I gotta choose the short nicknames like "rick" or "pat". Just inoffensive little names that get a disproportionate reaction cause he's such a narcissist, that leave all the civilians confused why he's so mad.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Also, fucking LOL at the lies Patrick tells. "...hundreds of different kinds of guns." "Hundreds of thousands of rounds."
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Later, he estimated his round count in the tens of thousands. That's still an obvious lie, but it makes me wonder if he realized the previous claim was incredible or if he just forgot the details of his lie.
 
AprilRains said:
Later, he estimated his round count in the tens of thousands. That's still an obvious lie, but it makes me wonder if he realized the previous claim was incredible or if he just forgot the details of his lie.
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Great idea to boast about shit like that while whining about being swatted. Gee I wonder how boasting about how many guns you have and how you're stockpiling guns and bullets while otherwise displaying severe mental illness and belligerence in public might impact how police respond to calls about you.
 
Something Awful said:
The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association posted this shockingly retarded statement.

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They won't even say what he did, and they will not answer any questions. Justice has been served, in accordance with Article V(5)(iii). How is this a real organization?
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They did the bare minimum they have to, and they like him so they have to make it as boring as possible in the press release so nobody looks into it too much and so it "doesn't hurt his future prospects" or whatever other gay excuse they have.
 
Drama Trauma said:
What does he mean by this? (B/A)
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Has he tried calling Trump Hitler? I heard that works really well


Judge Holden said:
*sighs*
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Useful_Mistake said:
I'm glad he admits he is fat enough to be considered a state. Acceptance is the last stage to recovery.
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No stalker child, I am not fat enough to be considered a state. Those are muscle rolls. Wait for the knock
 
One day Patrick will say something too edgy against someone too powerful and he will be whisked away into federal lockup.

If you let this sperg cry about politics for an infinite amount of time, you know it will happen eventually.
 
Something Awful said:
The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association posted this shockingly retarded statement.

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They won't even say what he did, and they will not answer any questions. Justice has been served, in accordance with Article V(5)(iii). How is this a real organization?
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What the fuck is a "Director-at-Large"?

Is it like a director, except he's hopped up on bath salts and has escaped containment to run rampant on the streets to terrorize the population?
 
It makes me giggle, seeing Uncle Paul being slipped into the list of people with influence. I guess he did win two Hugos for... doing something, which is more than Rick can say.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Why is she claiming Patrick has any influence?
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If you're asking a serious question, it's because she's associating Ooga with Rick for the bit. IIRC Ooga was part of a ballwasher squad that tried to dog on Leslie when she expressed some initial skepticism of Rick's story. Never miss an opportunity to Patpost, I suppose.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Just means he was elected to be a director.
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Wouldn't that be a "Director-Elect" then?

It's an off-in-the-weeds conversation that's not needed here, but I genuinely am curious about that peculiar term. I've never heard a job title at a non-profit or corporate entity that included "At Large" except as a joke, and I feel like they're not joking here.
 
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