💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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Wu quickly replies:
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He is desperate for any W, please help him John!
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Third World Aristocrat said:
He is desperate for any W, please help him John!
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"Neither did I."

>stares at PILES of public records

Is he just trying to fool himself with these easily disproven lies at this point?

NOBODY believes him.

Oxyjen said:
It is after 5AM in Minnesota.
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I'll make fun of our junkie for a lot of things, but not for being up late. I'm a night owl, and it's 4AM here. Not tired, just having some pasta, listening to 'To Catch a Predator' police interrogations, and working on the Rackets movie.

But, he has kids. You know what, nevermind.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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Wu quickly replies:
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If you told me a year and a half ago that Brianna Wu and Ana Kasparian would be dunking on post-cocaine possession arrest Nick Rekieta, I wouldn't have believed you. It truly is a miraculous spectacle that has occured in such a short amount of time.
 
Schpoots said:
Nick is really channeling that Ethan Ralph "It's not truuuu" energy.
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Can't wait for him to channel some of that Lowtax "eating a bullet" energy...

EDITED TO ADD: Yeah, I know he'll never do it, since he's a narcissistic douchebag who'd never do anything to improve society like that... But hey, I can still dream! LOL
 
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I'll make fun of our junkie for a lot of things, but not for being up late
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Actually you’re right. Also, Nick is a great dad. He was simply up early to walk the dog, take a quick jog around the estate as the sun rises, and then set about the business of cooking breakfast for Kayla, April and the 5 kids. Wholesome.
 
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Actually you’re right. Also, Nick is a great dad. He was simply up early to walk the dog, take a quick jog around the estate as the sun rises, and then set about the business of cooking breakfast for Kayla, April and the 5 kids. Wholesome.
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Imagine Nick running. lmao, he's a weak, frail twig man.

What would he cook for breakfast for Kayla? He can't, no food in the house. Spaghetti-Os are all out, those damn kids ate the last can last month.
 
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Imagine Nick running. lmao, he's a weak, frail twig man.
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Also, what about his *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* "heat allergy" that's supposedly interfering with all that running he used to do??? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN-CHILD???
 
My God, he is now getting absolutely bodied by the lowest of the low. For those unaware, Chad Zumock is a failed comedian who is most famous for being a Dabbleverse z-lister (and for criminal convictions for stealing credit cards from gym locker rooms). He usually broadcasts to an audience in the 10s of viewers

Getting owned by this loser and the likes of Wu is beyond embarrassing. Nick, just cancel your internet bro...
 
Phillip Green said:
My God, he is now getting absolutely bodied by the lowest of the low. For those unaware, Chad Zumock is a failed comedian who is most famous for being a Dabbleverse z-lister (and for criminal convictions for stealing credit cards from gym locker rooms). He usually broadcasts to an audience in the 10s of viewers

Getting owned by this loser and the likes of Wu is beyond embarrassing. Nick, just cancel your internet bro...
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It's funny how balldo and Karl washers in comments deflect to credit card theft like it makes Zumock look worse than crackets.
Right now, Zumock is the best thing to come from the Dabbleverse and I'm happy it makes the right people seethe.
 
Phillip Green said:
My God, he is now getting absolutely bodied by the lowest of the low. For those unaware, Chad Zumock is a failed comedian who is most famous for being a Dabbleverse z-lister (and for criminal convictions for stealing credit cards from gym locker rooms). He usually broadcasts to an audience in the 10s of viewers

Getting owned by this loser and the likes of Wu is beyond embarrassing. Nick, just cancel your internet bro...
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We’ve been begging Nick to hang it up for over a year now, see my post from February;
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Dear Nick,

Null defined what a lolcow is during his interview with Sean being “Someone who just constantly steps on a rake over and over again - and that they won’t listen to the advice of others.”

I know you’re already Lolcow of 2023 but a true test will be if you do slink back in, it has been 4 days now not a peep out of Twitter. Nick look at the old Simpsons meme.
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You can hang it up now, you had a great run. So many lolcows cratered in a fraction of the time you went on for. At this point we’re just going to reach diminishing returns unless your rock bottom is even lower than I can anticipate.

Go to Rehab, get marriage counseling, never post online again. One day this will all be a distant memory. Sure we’ll always laugh at you but who cares what strangers online think?

The worst thing is if you become a sad cow like Mersh. I want to laugh at you but to be like Mersh, that’d be depressing.

Or do it and sink the Mariana Trench, I really don’t care I just get off on posting good advice.

Edit: Damnit why didn’t I look at the recent posts? Oh well I guess he wouldn’t be a lolcow if he wasn’t a tenacious tard.
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And this post was made before the DUI arrest! There is no stopping for Nick, I can only assume he developed a humiliation fetish.
 
Sam Losco said:
Man, imagine getting dunked on by Brianna Wu. It's so over.
Those come backs from Nick were pitiful.
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I am salty that you actually posted my literal thoughts word for word before I got a chance to. Nick's fucking comebacks are "nu uh, YOU are." Nick, if you are reading this, do yourself a favor and STOP REPLYING anytime someone mentions your name. Your "defense" is actually making you look even dumber. All your replies are doing is showing how much this little shit is getting under your skin, which is the entire goal to begin with.
 
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