The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

Highlight-blasting through this thread and following all the conversation chains and cross-referencing with the Kevin Gibes thread is like unearthing the ruins of a lost civilization. Kindness is like some conniving concubine who gets in the ear one of the monarchs and leads to horrible policy decisions that crumble the empire.

It's still hilarious how the appearance of even completely inferior and utterly insane real pussy totally destroyed an enclave of male troons.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

These NSFW posts made me feel gross just to read

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Here is three NSFW posts for you sick fucks.

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I have to admit morbid curiosity almost had me

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Moderation service didn't get this one, and I ended up seeing the top bit.

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For whatever reason, the last one was set as "Non-sexual nudity", which is set to display on default. So anyone who didn't mess with their setting is going to see it.

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You should just go through the SRS thread. You'll become numb to horror, and learn all about fistulas.

 

[a hapless toad]

LOL congrats I guess?

 

[AMHOLIO]

LOL congrats I guess?

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I'm still waiting for these to show up as a weapon in a murder trial.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm still waiting for these to show up as a weapon in a murder trial.

Since their lengths and other dimensions are standardized, maybe some forensic photo analysis based on the dilator in the corner of the frame. The stripes in the bedspread are approximately 30mm apart; see the blue dilator on the table?

 

[Human Waiter]

Seems like the polycule is still sharing a single rat nest


Hopefully this problem won't push back the grand opening


Jen seems a lot more focused on working on his game these days, not that is has cut down on the re-tweets.


No NSFL tweets this time, I guess the new car smell is starting to wear off. I'm sure we will get a couple when the amhole is officially recovered.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Lovely mental scarring from Jen's neovaginal farts and also realizing that Kevin was very turned on.

 

[AnOminous]

Seems like the polycule is still sharing a single rat nest

I've never heard a real woman talk about her real pussy being "tired." Maybe that happens with a necrotizing stinking meat tube on a man, though.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I've never heard a real woman talk about her real pussy being "tired." Maybe that happens with a necrotizing stinking meat tube on a man, though.

Yup, what they're describing is an Aching Wound, not anything a real woman deals with.

Man, I miss the old days in this thread, of counting Alpaca heads and judging taco tuesday spreads. Now its just the floatsam of failed lives and spent hopes and dreams. It doesn't hit the same to have them scattered about achieving nothing.

 

[Flour]

Yup, what they're describing is an Aching Wound, not anything a real woman deals with.

Man, I miss the old days in this thread, of counting Alpaca heads and judging taco tuesday spreads. Now its just the floatsam of failed lives and spent hopes and dreams. It doesn't hit the same to have them scattered about achieving nothing.

To be fair, they never achieved anything.

 

[AssignedEva]

To be fair, they never achieved anything.

They achieved a two year stint generating the most entertaining thread on the internet. This was more fun than most TV shows.

 

[Randomrando]

I'll always wonder what would have happened if Kindness didn't weasel her way in but it will never not be funny that a Paul jumped ship the second he got real pussy.

 

[Chris Konon]

They achieved a two year stint generating the most entertaining thread on the internet. This was more fun than most TV shows.

I'm disappointed it didn't end with Troon Waco though.

 

[glad vlad]

Since we’re reminiscing, my favorite abandoned plot line was the time they were looking into buying an unfinished earthship. Watching them attempt live and maintain an unfinished self built house made of rammed earth and tires could have been so magical.

 

[Flour]

They achieved a two year stint generating the most entertaining thread on the internet. This was more fun than most TV shows.

This is true. Personal growth and character development was somewhat lacking though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm disappointed it didn't end with Troon Waco though.

Agreed. We were robbed.

 

[FinnSven]

Agreed. We were robbed.

Paul would 100% have scurried to ATF lines to surrender immediately.

Penny, fed poster J and some of the others who played militia would have been gunned down.

Penny probably specifically while holding two pistols trying to look like he was being gunned down in a blaze of glory.

Kevin and Jen would be removed wrapped in those silver blankets, trying to blame everything on Earl and the Field Troons who tried to steal his tropical punch and monitors.

 

[Ghostse]

To be fair, they never achieved anything.

they achieved Total Camelid Death.

 

[Crex Crex]

I'm disappointed it didn't end with Troon Waco though.

We were denied an epic series finale featuring a three-way battle between the tranchers, the ATF and Earl's desert nazi militia... sigh.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

The Tranch at its most active was the best thread I could ask for (aside from the animal cruelty). A cult of troon perverts trying to make it to show everyone how stunning and brave they are, making up an invisible nazi militia who are trying to stop them, losing money every day because an alpaca ranch isn't profitable, Kev and the Dung Eater sitting about and contributing nothing but getting more privileges than anyone who works, and it all comes tumbling down because real vagina.