💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
There is a very short list people that go from "friend of the Farms" to bitter enemies. Offhand, it's him and Dick Masterson. There might be one or two others I can't think of ATM.
Warski and PPP are examples of the opposite I can think of where the opinion here softened on them. Still cracking jokes about them but generally enjoying the entertainment the provided, even if a lot of their info was lifted off of here.
 
Warski and PPP are examples of the opposite I can think of where the opinion here softened on them. Still cracking jokes about them but generally enjoying the entertainment the provided, even if a lot of their info was lifted off of here.
Agree. DSP could now be lumped in too thanks to Kino. Warski had a drug redemption arc. DSP a cum redemption arc. Both admitted guilt, apologized, moved forward and stayed in their own corner till things turned around. Warksi's still sober. DSP makes sure his stream is off. Neither attempted to rewrite history compared to watching Nick rewrite his in real time.

Nick could never/will never exhibit the same behaviors: acceptance, apologize, move on, shut the fuck up, practice patience for things to turn around. We're watching the final ending of a once great career.
 
I know youre reading this rekieta, you faggot, wheres my god damn 5k locals gift.
Nick's 5K gift was when he made a 2-hour stream sassily mocking other practicing lawyers about their BAD LEGAL ANALYSIS and how THEY LIE TO YOU FOR MONEY, only to get DENIED, DENIED, DENIED.

That was the funniest thing ever. Nick is funnier now than he ever was. He's so talented at acting smug and proud, only to get smacked down by reality. This is very fun, and I hope it continues.
 
Also it's hilarious that The Stranger ends in Mersault losing his court case (and going to prison, stalker child). Camus really knew the type of person he was writing about.
Well, he's sentenced to death. He reacts to that a little bit but eventually decides he doesn't even really care about that very much.
 
Imagine that, he keeps lying.
He's trying to build a narrative that everybody that once supported him was trying to ride his coattails, knew full well who he was, and then turned on him for the sake of some grift. He was ranting in one of his last livestreams that it's about the money with his critics.

And maybe some people did it for the money, and maybe some people knew all along who he really is. However, Nick also can not accept that some people, in their own way, just simply realized one day that he's not a very good person. That he is iniquitous person and a charlatan.

You do have a YouTube channel but, for whatever it's worth, I do not believe you started criticizing him because of the $$$. I feel like I can say that with some confidence here because it's not really the bulk of your content. You build model kits and cover trials.
 
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That was the funniest thing ever. Nick is funnier now than he ever was. He's so talented at acting smug and proud, only to get smacked down by reality. This is very fun, and I hope it continues.
Any time I see Nick acting smug, I rub my hands together like Le Happy Merchant because what comes next is gonna be GOOD.
 
My vote would be for a variation of #1. He's agreed to take a plea, but since he thinks he's playing 48-D Water Polo, he's going to try using his TechNickality speak when having to cop to it in court. Cue his SurprisedPikachuFace once he discovers the judge isn't going to fall for his gaslighting bullshit & nixes the plea deal because of Rackets' stupidity. ;)
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That's what's so endlessly hilarious about Nick's neverending downfall. All these absolutely retarded self-owns when there was literally absolutely nothing to be gained from doing something so outrageously idiotic. What the fuck was going through any of their heads (other than cocaine metabolites) to make them think that was a good idea?

I just can't wait to see IF it ever dawns on April that she's a charged and potentially convicted drug addict, known on the internet as a side whore (might be a badge of honor) with a stanky pussy (...not so much) directly because of Nick's actions (in addition to her own, of course, but she won't blame herself).

And Nick should be wary of April. Whatever tactics he's using to get to Aaron, she's watching, and might emulate if he fails to live up to his end of the bargain. I'm guessing Nick might be excessively confident right now that he's got her completely smitten and under his thumb, but he may be in for a bit of a rude awakening upon learning how quickly a woman like April can devalue a man once she's found a better prospect. I'd say the stinky vaj may hinder her monkey branching a bit, but let's face it, it's rural area and well... men. Where there's a willy there's a way.

Nick's 5K gift was when he made a 2-hour stream sassily mocking other practicing lawyers about their BAD LEGAL ANALYSIS and how THEY LIE TO YOU FOR MONEY, only to get DENIED, DENIED, DENIED.

That was the funniest thing ever. Nick is funnier now than he ever was. He's so talented at acting smug and proud, only to get smacked down by reality. This is very fun, and I hope it continues.

Oh, hey, I noticed you dropped something -

DENIED.
 
My vote would be for a variation of #1. He's agreed to take a plea, but since he thinks he's playing 48-D Water Polo, he's going to try using his TechNickality speak when having to cop to it in court. Cue his SurprisedPikachuFace once he discovers the judge isn't going to fall for his gaslighting bullshit & nixes the plea deal because of Rackets' stupidity. ;)
Didn't baked Alaska do this or am I thinking of someone else? I thought he took the plea deal but told the judge he doesn't think he's guilty but he wants the plea deal anyways so the judge said "if you aren't guilty I'm not letting you take it" and then he had to come back and grovel.
 
He really does argue and act like such a little jew with this shit. He’s a master of gaslighting and pilul.
He behaves as if he were a master. He does this with many things. He is in fact a retard though and his gaslighting and narrative manipulation only affects <80 IQ failures.
 
Didn't baked Alaska do this or am I thinking of someone else? I thought he took the plea deal but told the judge he doesn't think he's guilty but he wants the plea deal anyways so the judge said "if you aren't guilty I'm not letting you take it" and then he had to come back and grovel.
Yes, that was Baked Alaska. It made Happenings on the front page even.

Also, the Kids for Cash judges pulled a similar stunt by professing their innocence after agreeing to a plea deal, and that led the judge in that case throwing out the plea deal. I think one of both of them got another plea deal but kept their mouth shut.

Then there was this guy. This guy is my favorite.


Nick is not gonna be able to plead guilty while professing his innocence.

Unless they allow him an Alford Plea. And if they allow this faggot an Alford Plea, after all that has happened, I support nuking the state of Minnesota. It's bad enough he's probably gonna see no prison. Let's not tickle his Balldo too.
 
He behaves as if he were a master. He does this with many things. He is in fact a retard though and his gaslighting and narrative manipulation only affects <80 IQ failures.
He’s not even fucking good at it. If you’re going to be an annoying little nigger who does the whole “Erm ok but what does that word TECHNICALLY mean? I said I had cocaine, but I never said I did it. Yes me and April were sleeping in the same bed and I said we slept together, but slept does not always imply sex” you can’t just also bold faced lie. Like when he claims he just never said something when there is video evidence.

A true good manipulator would be able to all that shit without ever telling a technical lie, but even then, that tactic is so obnoxious and annoying that anyone who is slightly smart is going to just call you a dishonest obtuse annoying faggot.
 
Or even an outright deferred adjudication. Frankly if he doesn't get one of those it's because he fucked himself out of one, so if he has to suck up a conviction, even with no time, he's still lost and will have to answer to the bar association on top of that.
A deferred adjudication would annoy me to no end. And I'm skeptical of any serious disciplinary action even if convicted.

On the first:
Nick is 40 damn years old, already a lolyer, literally sworn in and bound by ethical and professional standards, and chose to possess a large (very large) quantity of a serious and illegal drug (and a handful of others) with 5 children in his home, keep an unsecured gun within reach of children, and be sufficiently negligent of his children over a long enough period of time that multiple people were concerned enough to escalate their observations. I've known people terrified that their young adult offenses would preclude bar admission, and what they did was nothing compared to what Nick did.

On the second:
Even the ABA, which generally rejects the notion of moral turpitude as the correct qualifier for lawyer discipline, and vs personal misconduct as an element, rather advocating that the crime bore some relation to/ reflecting on the practice of law, provides in its Model Rules for interim suspension on conviction of a "serious crime."

Rule 19:
C. Definition of "Serious Crime. A "serious crime" is any felony or any lesser crime that reflects adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness or fitness as a lawyer in other respects, or any crime a necessary element of which, as determined by the statutory or common law definition of the crime, involves interference with the administration of justice, false swearing, misrepresentation, fraud, deceit, bribery, extortion, misappropriation, theft, or an attempt, conspiracy or solicitation of another to commit a "serious crime."

But for final discipline - even in states that retain a broad "moral turpitude" standard as a potential bar to admission or for discipline, the personal use of drugs is not necessarily considered a crime of moral turpitude [note: see Note in link] (and in some places it's defined/ refined to include an element of deception or similar.

The ABA is also against a broad range of disciplinable offenses:
"Many kinds of illegal conduct reflect adversely on fitness to practice law, such as offenses involving fraud and the offense of willful failure to file an income tax return. However, some kinds of offenses carry no such implication. Traditionally, the distinction was drawn in terms of offenses involving "moral turpitude." That concept can be construed to include offenses concerning some matters of personal morality, such as adultery and comparable offenses, that have no specific connection to fitness for the practice of law. Although a lawyer is personally answerable to the entire criminal law, a lawyer should be professionally answerable only for offenses that indicate lack of those characteristics relevant to law practice. Offenses involving violence, dishonesty, breach of trust, or serious interference with the administration of justice are in that category. A pattern of repeated offenses, even ones of minor significance when considered separately, can indicate indifference to legal obligation."

However, states take different tacks. He should be glad he's not in CA. Or FL or DC.

MN, on the other hand, is very flex-y about it, especially if the action did not actually revolve around harming or taking advantage of clients. And in MN, even if disbarred, lawyers have a potentially friendly return.

I know a lot of lawyers have substance abuse problems. Will this really suspend him?
Being a substance abuser will not likely hurt him...especially if he does the treatment thing. See link above of one person's analysis of reinstatement. If they are somewhat charitable about an actual disbarred lawyer, they'll have it for people who aren't yet. And MN is the land of rehab.
 
I was watching one of those YouTube videos where they show the cops body cam today. Couple of crazy nigs involved in some tawdry domestic. Young buck had just had a baby with his heiffer. While she was in hospital, he was shacked up with another bitch and had marched off with the TV, so his baby mama had called the cops.

While they're trying to get the shit sorted out our young negro shows the detective his phone to try and make some point or other and the detective notices that he'd sent out a photograph of his paramour's gaping butthole when she was naked and sucking his cock to all of his friends.

Lil Nigra tells the cop he was perfectly justified in doing this because his cuntish baby mama had posted a picture of his shitty drawers to her followers -- pointing out that his underwear contained more shit than her new born baby's diapers did, so he was just retaliating by showing what a nasty ass slapper she was. So he gets charged. I thought the charges and bail conditions were very illuminating when compared with Aaron's charges.

Cause electronic transmission or posting of sexually explicit material
Nolle prosequi restrict non criminal justice
Special condition bond amount: $1,500
Special conditions of bond: stay away from the person, home, job and school of the victim
Do not have harassing, intimidating, threatening, provoking or violent contact with victim.

The pics he sent out were seen by multiple people. Kayla's nudes were seen by just one, but the courts appear to be taking it much more seriously. Clearly this is an example of a two tier legal system in which white wammen get more stringent protection from revenge porn than your typical section 8 dwelling welfare mama. Aaron needs to get NAACP or BLM on the case.

Here's the video. The meat of the story starts at 22:25

 
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Larry Forman (The DUI Guy) explains on Twitter why he rescinded his offer to assist Rekieta.

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Larry couldn't have saved his ass anyways.

That's not a dig against Larry, BTW. I've seen Larry's work. He's pretty good at criminal defense.

Nick has a big mouth, to be sure, but he's also just open and shut guilty. Lawyers aren't wizards. Larry dodged a ding to his W:L ratio.
 
Trials are expensive and time-consuming.
For who? The state wouldnt give a shit, would they? Each person still gets paid regardless of how fast they go AND they get accolades to use for promotion when they take heads (like nick's) no?

And so, the spinning of the narrative for the Balldo Comeback Kid arc has begun.
It may go something like this:

"My wife's mental illness took over, and she stopped caring for her children, for herself. She stepped out of the marriage and was unfaithful and began using illegal drugs to self-medicate."
"I, her devoted husband, was too proud to ask for help and ashamed that I could not fix her, so I too turned to drugs to try to do not only my job as a Dad, but I had to do her job too!!!" (tears well up in his eyes)
"I lost my wife and I lost my mind."
BUT!! NOW!!!
"I am REDEEMED!!! I am in recovery and I will stay clean and sober and I have reconnected with my Lord and Saviour!!!"
"Sadly, my marriage is over, but the children's mother is also getting the help she needs and we are in Family Counseling."
Any variation of this is my bet.
Kayla, meet Bus.

TL;DR Yeah, I am guilty, with extenuating circumstances, i.e. evil woman, Have pity on me, pls send superberries
So first he threw her into the bangbus and now he throws her under the bangbus? :story:
 
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