💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AncientPhosphur]

What do you guys think:

1. He took a plea deal so now he thinks he's invincible

2. He has another "foolproof" legal strat like the Frank's hearing

3. He's mentally broken and doesn't even pretend to care what he says anymore

Guys it’s not that hard look he’s just back on the bottle and powder

 

[AnOminous]

If I understand correctly, if he pleads, he allocutes and waves appeal on everything. Barring some really exception thing.

Only to what he pleads to. If he pleads to guilt but without a negotiated sentence, he can still appeal the sentence if he goes to trial on that.

Otherwise, short of fraud or coercion (and just being afraid of getting a worse sentence does not count), it's set in stone.

Also it's not technically a plea as such (in Minnesota at least), but you can stipulate to the prosecution's case while reserving the right to appeal something like an exclusionary rule decision. In that case, if you win the appeal, and the prosecution's case would have failed without that evidence, the charges probably go away, and if you don't (and Nick probably wouldn't), the judgment stands.

Ultimately, I think @Potentially Criminal is right.
We're likely headed towards a suspended sentence and probation.

Or even an outright deferred adjudication. Frankly if he doesn't get one of those it's because he fucked himself out of one, so if he has to suck up a conviction, even with no time, he's still lost and will have to answer to the bar association on top of that.

None of that would affect the prosecution's willingness to give him a plea deal. The judge probably has a dozen other cases just like this one on his desk, and if having to watch the cokestream made him feel anything, it probably just made him want to get this thing over with as quickly as possible.

Not really, it's a sparsely populated county with about 43,000 population and also virtually every single person involved with the case has had to deal with Nick's assholery even before this case.

 

[Goofy Logic]

What do you guys think:

1. He took a plea deal so now he thinks he's invincible

2. He has another "foolproof" legal strat like the Frank's hearing

3. He's mentally broken and doesn't even pretend to care what he says anymore

Im going with 4: Three sheets to the wind on a bottle of Jack Daniels and counting.

 

[Vibralldo]

You got that Nick? Captain Manning grand dragon wolf wizard of the KKK says you're NOT ALLOWED to stream. DENIED.

I want to put a condition on it:

You may stream, but only if you provide a blood alcohol reading that's ABOVE the legal limit no more than 30 minutes prior to its start

It's the only way, Nick

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

I was going to comment to highlight the 'never needed money' quip, but then he has the audacity to couch his indifference as religious? This sentiment of, 'It's all God's money. He gives and takes', smells of a scheme to push the religious redemption strategy, and cast himself as the suffering Job character.

I believe that the sole reason Rekieta hasn’t fully collapsed is because of those in his family and elsewhere who are diligently praying for him—if not to turn his life around, then to at least crash with as little damage to others as possible.

 

[Melty Butter]

I know nothing about the law and how or if a plea can get rescinded, but I'd bet Nick will do everything he can to thinly skirt that line

We're likely headed towards a suspended sentence and probation.

The judge probably has a dozen other cases just like this one on his desk, and if having to watch the cokestream made him feel anything, it probably just made him want to get this thing over with as quickly as possible.

I'd just like to note that the Judge can reject a plea deal, and he's done it before in a drug case. The poor man had to watch the entire coke stream and took no prisoners when he DENIED! the Franks motion. Stranger things have happened. Those small odds increase if Nick keeps chatting and Tweeting. In his sentencing history, Wentzell places a lot of emphasis on accountability and quality demonstrations of rehabilitation.

Edit: More explanation

 

[StannisTheMannis]

What do you guys think:

1. He took a plea deal so now he thinks he's invincible

2. He has another "foolproof" legal strat like the Frank's hearing

3. He's mentally broken and doesn't even pretend to care what he says anymore

Definitely 3; and a variation of 2 - His strategy is to bait Aaron into saying/revealing something to self-sabotage, as well as running interference for his new buddy Melton.

This sudden tweet and chat flurry is the equivalent of flailing your arms and screaming purely for distraction and nuisance value.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

No doubt there will be some update from the courts soon if a plea deal was offered and accepted. I am inclined to think that if he accepted or is planning to accept a plea deal, it is because he finally broke mentally, and believes that if he gets the court off his back he can go back to his drug abuse ways with no consequences, or his family/mother forced him to accept the plea deal as a requirement to continue getting trust fund money. Due to the seemingly rapid change in attitude, I bet his parents/mom forced him to accept a plea deal.

The absolute delusion of calling a trust fund "God's money" rather than his parents money is very funny.

 

[break these cuffs]

I know youre reading this rekieta, you faggot, wheres my god damn 5k locals gift.

Who else do you paypig for? Might be some undiscovered lolcows in that list.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta has returned to Twitter to respond to a South African wine mom after she felted him in the replies


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Due to the seemingly rapid change in attitude, I bet his parents/mom forced him to accept a plea deal.

100% agreed.

 

[Slur Generator]

Things have been quiet in the baldoverse.

 

[daniel day]

Who else do you paypig for? Might be some undiscovered lolcows in that list.

Meh, just a meme. I have a strict policy of not touching a lolcow firsthand in any manner, which includes directly interacting with their chat or giving them money. Commenting on the kwickiforumz is as close as Ill get.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta has returned to Twitter to respond to a South African wine mom after she felted him in the replies

He's getting healthy by cutting out all negative influences in his life

Like people telling him stupid advice like "don't drink so much", "stop doing hard drugs", "be faithful to your wife", and "stop supporting people who sexualize children"

Nick knows best, after all

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta has returned to Twitter to respond to a South African wine mom after she felted him in the replies

I hate wine moms. But South Africans can be pretty fucking based at times.

"Rattled like an old Volkswagen Beetle."

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He also admits that he's done cocaine.

It took five months for him to admit something we've known ever since his arrest (it's mind blowing that this much time has passed).
How long until Nick admits he's gay?

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Rekieta is cherry-picking some legal advice for Melton on Twitter right now. It's funny to me that most of Rekieta's thoughts seem to revolve around Aaron drama at the moment.

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He also keeps hinting that he has so many stories to tell. Like the REAL story about his case that he never told:

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EDIT: He also admits that he's done cocaine. I'd say we can be certain that some deal was made now.

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I fully support of PedoMelton taking legal advice from Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

How long until Nick admits he's gay?

I got five bucks that says he'll admit to that before he admits to his Locals that they're not getting their 5k gift.

Any takers?

Anyone?

I fully support of PedoMelton taking legal advice from Rekieta.

Same. Melton deserves Nick's legal advice.

 

[Spergichu]

What do you guys think:

1. He took a plea deal so now he thinks he's invincible

2. He has another "foolproof" legal strat like the Frank's hearing

3. He's mentally broken and doesn't even pretend to care what he says anymore

Two will result in the funniest outcome so I'm going with that.

 

[Train Operator]

More Rekieta comments on Melton's behavior towards Aaron's kids:

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face the fucking wall nick. i hope your kids get taken away from you because you are a legitimate danger to them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Muslim saga?

His family is too Protestant and Catholic for that.

Is Healing the nickname of any Minnesota glory holes?

Is this a subtle hint he needs 'sexaul healing'?

Due to Nick being such an amazing Christian. Maybe he will consider reading The Bible sometime?

1 Timothy 6:9-11
But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.

It has been demonstrated that people ITT know more about Scripture than Nick.

So the answer is, 'No'.

Rekieta implies that @Potentially Criminal and other LawTubers knew that he "was a crackhead" when he was still popular:
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A tweet from a guy who is very regretful about his time on drugs:
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Is he advocating that people SHAME others for doing drugs!? Aren't some people functional?

I thought he was the cool, libertarian!

I don't remember him saying that, and in the transcript I saved, I didn't find that. But it may be phrased in some other way by the transcript.
He talked about a previous Franks case that he claimed he won (spoiler: he didn't won the Franks argument specifically).

But he did say that the practicing lawyers who thought the Franks challenge wouldn't be granted had BAD LEGAL ANALYSIS.

I got the impression he thought he would at least get the hearing.

if he has to suck up a conviction, even with no time, he's still lost and will have to answer to the bar association on top of that.

I know a lot of lawyers have substance abuse problems. Will this really suspend him?

I was told that American lawyers get suspended for fucking up their clients--not their lives.

I believe that the sole reason Rekieta hasn’t fully collapsed is because of those in his family and elsewhere who are diligently praying for him—if not to turn his life around, then to at least crash with as little damage to others as possible.

Agreed. Even at the pragmatic level, social pressure and society can do a lot of heavy lifting when someone is discontent in their role and begins to wander.

It took five months for him to admit something we've known ever since his arrest (it's mind blowing that this much time has passed).
How long until Nick admits he's gay?

He still hasn't admitted Hedo II holidays, so we have a bit of wait in store...