💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[lindsayfan]

I honestly think he lures them into with the "I have a big yoodooob channul"

they're all bros from his lazer-lightshow megachurch men's group, is my guess. the fidgety fey one is obviously trying to repent from taking thick veiny cocks in his hairy holes and the walrus moustache wood rubber probably bad-touched his own niece.

note there is no link to the cutting boards in the description. jack is nothing if not consistent

 

[Dead Air]

They are just Jr's grindr dates.

 

[The Stranger]

They are just Jr's grindr dates.

You silly, the people Jr is interested in are too young to be on grindr

 

[p1138]

note there is no link to the cutting boards in the description. jack is nothing if not consistent

Guy probably doesn't even have a website and just shows up at farmers markets and maybe has a booth at the county fair or whatever. Fatty did actually put the email address for him in the description down toward the bottom.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That elk burger is way undercooked. Burgers use ground meat, which should always be cooked thoroughly. The bacteria that causes food poisoning lives on the surface, so when the meat gets ground, it goes all over, so you really want to make sure your burger is cooked enough. Your burger shouldn't be bleeding red. Burgers might "bleed" grease, but it should be grease and not the blood (well, not blood but myoglobin). Since elk is lean, it shouldn't lean anything unless you cut it with another meat or add oil to it.

We're talking the same faggot that did a bison burger, said it was perfectly cooked, barely had any color on it and when he cut it open it was still raw. Not rare. Not bloody. I mean just raw.

And of course the cold cheese and the shitty teriyaki sauce he used to sell on top.

 

[semitooth]

lol

 

[Bassomatic]

I love elk meat, I've posted in the Wern thread but not everyone hangs in both so I'll be short and just mention the first time I ever saw an elk in person I shot it. Ate my fill and donated all the meat.

A well made elk steak I had in Canada once is legit on the top 5 meals I've ever eaten in my life. So I have a soft spot for it, I don't often get it esp for burgers, despite our fancy high end butcher carries it. Seeing jack ruin it just makes me sadder than angry. I still hate Jack tho.

Man, I know I'm beaten to the punch but this is Bison burger 2 man. I've seen gun shot wounds that bled less than that damn thing.

I suspect those guys he roped in are from his mega church and tried being REAL Christians by helping a fellow out. I can't picture the story Jack spun about his top end kitchen fame and all. If someone at my Church asked me to help their super famous big YT channel, I'd be flattered and never suspect they would lie to me a fellow worshipper in the house of worship.

I think if we were in the situation these two got cat fished into (I used that term because Jack is gay and probably asked for handies) we'd do same fake smile and nod trying to GTFO as soon as humanly possible. Jack is such a fake nice guy I'm sure he lured them in with "Hey I got elk meat ya'll should come by have a burger and check my cool youtube cooking" Who'd say no to that? Whoops.

I think Jack and his abuses of meat need to become PETA propaganda, hell sometimes Jack makes me want to go Vegan seeing how bad you can make animal products and this is coming from a man who fucking loves his scrapple.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That skinned gator looks fucking vile. Jack’s videos make such great appetite suppressants.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

ink Jack and his abuses of meat need to become PETA propaganda, hell sometimes Jack makes me want to go Vegan seeing how bad you can make animal products and this is coming from a man who fucking loves his scrapple.

Jack is amazing that if he stands for any position or does something that you oppose on principle, he is the perfect example of why it's bad.

He's not only disgusting with his meat, he represents the worst of conspiracy theorists, conservatives, and religious people. Jack is just that unlikeable

 

[AnOminous]

He's not only disgusting with his meat, he represents the worst of conspiracy theorists, conservatives, and religious people. Jack is just that unlikeable

He's one of those perfect cows in that no matter what your opinion is about some political take he has, you hate his guts because either you think the opinion is retarded or you're embarrassed to share an opinion with such a total retard.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's one of those perfect cows in that no matter what your opinion is about some political take he has, you hate his guts because either you think the opinion is retarded or you're embarrassed to share an opinion with such a total retard.

Yeah Jack's just a very horrendous human being, like even ignoring his opinions, his cooking and the way he treats others is abhorrent.

It is a shame that his "party cheese salad" is the entrypoint for people to learn about Jack, when I think his chili contest video represents him much better for being an awful cook and terrible person.

Not only does he think serving chili with moldy brisket would make a good dish, he fucking tries to serve it to random bystanders in his community which could potentially cause people to get sick, and not to mention how he acts about the contest. From going around to preemptively whine about potential cheating to acting like a sore loser because of him losing and blaming his failure on people cheating rather than him just being a god awful cook.

The fact he's barely changed in his cooking skills except making other people cook for him while presenting it as his own creations makes it worse.

 

[AnOminous]

From going around to preemptively whine about potential cheating to acting like a sore loser because of him losing and blaming his failure on people cheating rather than him just being a god awful cook.

And this is how he treats people in his church.

His chili is also a perfect example of just how bad he is. It's one of the easiest dishes in the world to make and even to make well. Seriously just Google award winning recipes and even those are easy. Yet he doesn't do basic shit like brown the meat properly and about every time, it's yet another Scalfatty open a bunch of cans of slop and chuck them in "recipes." Seriously anyone can do that shit, just buy a chili mix, a couple cans of tomatoes, chop some onions, etc.

And yet Fatty has only made something that looks like something you'd eat about twice maybe. Even those times it was at best mediocre, and that was at the "top" of his form.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Mr. “Tech Time” thinks lighting was the industry standard until now. Jack’s perception of reality is so bad that whenever he confidently asserts anything you can be assured that he is wrong and the truth is the polar opposite of whatever he says.

 

[p1138]

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Mr. “Tech Time” thinks lighting was the industry standard until now. Jack’s perception of reality is so bad that whenever he confidently asserts anything you can be assured that he is wrong and the truth is the polar opposite of whatever he says.

"the whole industry" literally everything else on the planet besides the damned iphone was already on usb-c... lol.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"the whole industry" literally everything else on the planet besides the damned iphone was already on usb-c... lol.

My last two Android phones were usb-c. Fatty is living in the stone age

 

[p1138]

My last two Android phones were usb-c. Fatty is living in the stone age

considering the mush that is his supposed brain, he might as well be. Most phones had switched to to usb-c in what, 2016-2017? Laptop manufacturers started switching around 18 I think with damn near everything on usb-c by 2020 other than the models that needed 200w power supplies and shit like that.

I've joked in the past that apple switching to USB-c would somehow convince people that apple did some great innovation, so of course mushbrain is retarded enough to think that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Mr. “Tech Time” thinks lighting was the industry standard until now. Jack’s perception of reality is so bad that whenever he confidently asserts anything you can be assured that he is wrong and the truth is the polar opposite of whatever he says.

What's worse is not that the industry is moving to USB-C which it did years ago, he probably sees the Thunderbolt 3 connector on his Macbook and thinks it's a USB-C connector. Which it is in a sense.

Thunderbolt and USB-C use the same connector and those ports are fully compatible with each other. They're different technologies and in some cases Thunderbolt is better for like streaming video but like usual he's got things backwards.

Seriously this faggot has a channel called "Tech Time" and he's fucking clueless about technology.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Seriously this faggot has a channel called "Tech Time" and he's fucking clueless about technology.

He also has a channel called Cooking with Jack. Next up: Mobility with Jack!

 

[p1138]

Seriously this faggot has a channel called "Tech Time" and he's fucking clueless about technology.

surprisingly moreso than that reviewtechusa faggot that deleted his channel recently. but it's on brand for fatty to have a channel with a theme he knows nothing about.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Mr. “Tech Time” thinks lighting was the industry standard until now. Jack’s perception of reality is so bad that whenever he confidently asserts anything you can be assured that he is wrong and the truth is the polar opposite of whatever he says.

Jack really still thinks the IPhone is the dominant phone that can change everything like it was a long time ago. Sure it's revolutionary but Apple was behind the times on USB-C because they wanted people to buy their specific chargers