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Well, was she?
Nobody wants to fuck Rosie o donnel pal, nobody.
OH.

That's who.

Mmmmmmmm... Yeah no I'm no expert on courting the ladies but she's always just kind of come off as visually... emotionally loud. Stressed? We've seen her smiling with her daughter.


When I was a wee clownlet, even I knew about her back and forth spat with Orange Man. In this context, it was mutual shitflinging so I'm not gonna recognize 'calling a woman too ugly to rape' a valid criticism against the guy. Takes two to tango and they were both vicious to one another.

Like full on LOATHING. Genuine hate.
 
Here's my prediction. If Trump wins, and particularly if there's a Republican sweep in Congress, many of the leftists will go out with a whimper. I'm talking specifically about a lot of the activist base, the ones who are screaming about fascism on Reddit and DU, the ones organizing marches and protests etc. They've been whipped into a state of constant outrage ever since the Obama years and that takes a toll on a person. During the Trump years the constant fearmongering was driving some of them into a suicidal state, they went even crazier with Covid and they've been compelled to support Biden, a demented puppet who was as clearly unfit for the job as a president has ever been. Then they were told to fall in love with Kamala as Biden was abruptly dropped and the Dems are repeating all their classic panicked messaging again.

There comes a point where a person just gets overloaded with this stuff. I suspect that many of them are exhausted with this emotional rollercoaster and if Trump wins, and the "sky is falling" rhetoric gets turned up to 11 again, they're just going to tune it out. Ditch the Reddit group, turn off the TV news and find something else to do. Of course politicians and career activists will still be grifting, but I sense that many of the rank and file people are building up a distaste for ideology compelling them to support sleazy neocons because Trump is the devil, and if the media throws another hissy fit after Trump gets back in they're going to unplug from it, as much for the sake of their health as for any other reason.
At that point most nations usually turn on the emigration spigot and allow these people to self-exile to somewhere else like Canada. I mean give me rainbows but I could imagine some sort of agreement made with Canada for this sort of thing.
 
So why are people so ass mad about the McDonalds thing?

I get it's a great little photo op and what not for him and ties in well to his No Tax on Tips, but why the fuck are they pissy about it. Why not do something similar?
Legit why are they like this I don't get it.
 
So why are people so ass mad about the McDonalds thing?

I get it's a great little photo op and what not for him and ties in well to his No tax on Tips, but why the fuck are they pissy about it. Why not do something similar?
Legit why are they like this I don't get it.
Because it makes Orange Man look too good. People weren't spitting in his face or telling him he's a fuckhead while he was working the window.

It's nice. They don't like him being associated with nice.
 
If Trump wins there's going to be a new taste at McDonald's. One of his spokespeople has just released his plans for menu updates.

 
So why are people so ass mad about the McDonalds thing?

I get it's a great little photo op and what not for him and ties in well to his No tax on Tips, but why the fuck are they pissy about it. Why not do something similar?
Legit why are they like this I don't get it.
Two reasons:
1: It's a direct and targeted shot at Kamala Harris's claims of working at McDonalds
2: Whenever Harris tries to do anything even remotely similar, she looks like an octopus piloting a human-shaped robot.
 
So why are people so ass mad about the McDonalds thing?

I get it's a great little photo op and what not for him and ties in well to his No Tax on Tips, but why the fuck are they pissy about it. Why not do something similar?
Legit why are they like this I don't get it.
The PR of it is too good for him and it makes his detractors SEETHE.

Multiple people I know personally that have been politically left/centrist (in a both sides bad way) this election cycle have told me (because I'm the only vocally pro-Trump person in a few social circles) today that "damn Trump's looking pretty good (as in his campaign/PR) right now" because of the McDonalds photo-op (on top of the assassination attempts).
 
That's what makes Trump absolutely American.
this country started with a president telling a guy to move his fat ass and try not tipping over a boat, and now it will be made great again because of another president telling a guy to move his fat ass (this time to the ballot!)
Who the hell thinks that’s funny!?
that's a pretty bland joke, replacing your wife the second she has cancer. like there's a 90s drama all about it because it was such a go-to punchline in the decades before that. Madtv even made a sketch about it.
but this is an excerpt from today's Gospel reading:
i assumed those were just picked out by the local church, you're telling me the priests even follow a schedule and pre-written homilies?
. I will correct my stickers and admit that I was completely wrong.
proven wrong 3 times in a weekend? ouch
I'm sure she gave many a blowjob in their bathrooms.
pretty sure i saw her go into a bathroom with some guy that looked like MC hammer on crack, but that was at a burger king.
he’s like the real world Homer Simpson.
i think he's closer to Cosmo Kramer, Homer never had good ideas and was seen as the city slicker he was. meanwhile Kramer fit in with anyone, pimps, gangsters, businessmen, audiences, and the old. Kramer would 100% work at mcdonalds or try and build a wall or run for president. things happen to Homer. Kramer makes things happen.
 
So why are people so ass mad about the McDonalds thing?
It’s really simple

Orange man…… BAD!

Remember these are the same people who made steak with ketchup or two scoops international news and proof of trump being an insane leader at the level of Caligula. Everything short of him dying is gonna make these people pissy
 
It's virtually impossible to paint this as "Hitler 2.0". I can't stress enough how much of a PR win this moment was.
2024 'Orange Man Bad' recap.

Debate a corpse, knock corpse out of a race.

Cause corpse to get replaced by a bigger retard out of political panic from corpse's handlers.

A faggot tries to assassinate you, fails, you get the feds roasted on live television by the red and blue teams and you get a badass picture out of it.

After memoryholing your near death experience, your opponents sell the bigger retard as one of the common people and a black woman, who can totally purchase a bag of chips.

You debate the bigger retard, end up exposing housing corruption and barbaric vodou practices where the Simpsons live, gets memed into national attention.

Second failed assassination attempt, talked about for two days.

You call the bigger retard's common people lie out and actually work a shift with the filthy paupers who can't afford $700 earrings.

You make people realize you are in fact, not mega orange hitler.

The seethe powers the frier, and the salt is used to make them crisp taters so gosh darn tasty.

I dunno guys, seems like a pretty solid upwards trajectory.
 
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