💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
Look who's Tweeting again!

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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
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Date: To Be Announced

:story: This buck-broken motherfucker is incapable of committing to anything. Hasn't streamed for a month and has used all that precious free time to put together yet another promise without any details except "it's happening at an indeterminate date" and "something something honesty and freedom." Surely he realises that all this is a recipe for only streaming to haters who will only pressure him to talk about his case?

The 5K locals comment is top shelf. It makes no conceptual sense. He failed to deliver on the gifts long before the government got involved in his life, and he seemingly has a lot of free time on his hands these days to send them, yet hasn't.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
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"Subject: Integrity"??? What in the actual FUCK does this dipshit know about integrity??? Then again, he's announcing this for a Locals thing, so those low-IQ buffoons will lap that shit up without questioning it...

Also... "Loadout: Honesty and freedom from restraints"? Nick, Nick, Nick... You can't talk about HONESTY when you lie as often as you do, fuckwit...

Edit: a missing letter... stupid keyboard...
 
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Potatoherder said:
We are very close to the locals yearly reup and with people openly stating they won't reup i bet he is a bit panicked.
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It's probably already past the renewal date for a large number of subscribers who subscribed in October 2022 and then didn't cancel before the annual renewal.

He might have looked at the numbers and put out a statement with no specifics as to when he will actually stream.

thebigdream said:
Hasn't streamed for a month and has used all that precious free time to put together yet another promise without any details except "it's happening at an indeterminate date" and "something something honesty and freedom." Surely he realises that all this is a recipe for only streaming to haters who will only pressure him to talk about his case?
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It depends on how long he intends to delay his return on streaming. If he manages to delay it another month or 1.5 months, there's a decent chance his case will be "resolved", or at least "resolved" to the extent he can talk about it without having as much worry about saying something that might be used against him.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
P.S. Drexel does not seem to have scrubbed his Twitter.
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Not even the tweet where he was tricked into linking to Monty's GFM?

:story:

Actually, nowadays, he might even find that one funny. I dunno. He could claim it's a 67d chess move. Monty's win at the appeals court, funded by that GFM, led to Nick doing the cokestream. Which led to where we are today.

Is Drexel black Kaiser Soze?

Nah. But wouldn't it be a trip.

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Dude! When did he announce the Locals Gift? How long ago was that now? How many YEARS?

"I got sidetracked by having my life ass fucked by the government."

And, before that, it was Monty's fault.

Fuck any special needs person still defending him or believing him. They get what they deserve.
 
Him delivering the 5k gift now wouldn't make any sense.

"Here's the 5K Subscriber gift! Now I obviously don't have those people here anymore, but email me with an email receipt for your sub dating back to when I had 5K Locals subs, and that will count."
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There's no reason to lie about it anymore. It would actually be strange now for him to try and deliver it.
 
The 5k Locals grift was a $1 hit of cocaine for all the members. That is why he had an ounce of coke in his safe, that was for the locals members. So when the cops took it, he couldn't send out the locals gift because the cops confiscated it.
 
Captain Manning said:
Sure there is! I mean, not morally, but have you seen his Locals?

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No, wait. That's an old photo. That's too many people. Hang on...

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Yeah, okay, that's a more recent photo of his Locals now. Nick is on the right. You can tell by the nose.
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I'm going to be super pedantic and say that his current Locals dents either 1) have justified being lied to through some sort of cope, or 2) Don't even remember/know about the 5K gift. Lol

But yes, I'm still recovering from the brain rot induced after seeing his Locals chat initially after the arrest happened.
 
Who on the Kouncil authorized this stream?

There are no requests in triplicate.
We have no proof his bulls are bonded and insures.
His cocaine is of unknown purity


WHAT KIND OF OPERATION ARE WE RUNNING HERE
 
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