💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He has done so from the start. He took her to Dick Show Road Rage events (with a baby at least once) and pulled her into the thick of things.

Allegedly, he had to fond a babysitter for her at one event because she was A: sloppy stupid drunk or B: Sloppy stupid drunk and threatening to jump off a rooftop bar.
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Everything about this I don’t like. Taking a baby to a Dax event? On one hand it might drive Dax’s never wife into a furious rage and violent murder Dax. On the other hand no one under 21 should be any where near a Dax event let alone be a mom who’s with a kid and getting drunk.
 
Melty Butter said:
I get the impression that being online is his social escape from his "highly regulated social group".
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He doesn't have a "highly regulated social group." It's just that he's such a completely sociopathic freak that having to live up to any social norms whatsoever causes him to have an autistic meltdown. He's pretty much a troon in mentality in that way.
datura_binge said:
You have to remember that by the time she started appearing, Nicks "audience" were basically a bunch of Nick dick riding simps who consisted entirely of the fools who still bought into his good boy act (and thus were strangely intrigued when he did bad boy things) and paid him every single day to drink himself to death while doing eulogies to dead dogs and grandpas.
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Imagine how many people were on the verge of going to Heaven and then a Rekieta prayer came in and they were sent straight to Hell instead.
 
demicolon said:
Just noticed both Nick and Dick are balding real bad and both try and fail at hiding it. Dick with a long hippie style that looks like a pube helmet, Nick with the classic shaving the sides and combovers that make him look like Larry Laffer.
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I think it makes him look more like special needs Richard Spencer.
 
Sharpeteer said:
Old, but relevant.

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AnOminous said:
Imagine how many people were on the verge of going to Heaven and then a Rekieta prayer came in and they were sent straight to Hell instead.
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I can't imagine Nick praying for anyone but himself. The narcissism runs to his core. The performative word salad uttered for superchats are just him praying for money for himself.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
I can't imagine Nick praying for anyone but himself. The narcissism runs to his core. The performative word salad uttered for superchats are just him praying for money for himself.
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Nah. Nick would never pray for himself.

Apart from the improbability of him admitting a higher power than himself exists, he's far too terrified of a booming voice replying to his pleading ....

Denied!
 
Watching Rekieta said:
I can't imagine Nick praying for anyone but himself. The narcissism runs to his core. The performative word salad uttered for superchats are just him praying for money for himself.
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Honestly even as a quasi-practicing Christian myself, his fake prayers are what really sent me over the edge. How someone could bring themselves to take money from people in exchange for a public prayer for a loved one while being a complete and utter degenerate behind the scenes is fucking loathsome. I honestly think in some ways, Nick is lucky he picked Christianity to latch onto because most actual practicing Christians will take you at your word, so unfortunately for them...Nick is a prolific liar and probably got away with this stuff until he literally could not lie his way out of it anymore and that's when it got reported. Imagine being a member of his small town church and interacting with this guy semi-regularly, and watching him act like some kind of online law-preacher and calling himself the law-pope and shit. It's so insulting.

Also...nobody likes to see kids get fucked with. A day or two ago someone posted this video of Kayla looking like a goblin which was years old at this point...and even in that video she was talking about how one of the kids got sick from drinking rotten spoiled milk that had been in a bottle/cup left out for too long. Idk if any of you are parents, but just imagine the level of neglect you'd have to be at to not 1. clean up a dirty milk container 2. not realize how fucked it is that your kid got sick from drinking out of it and worst of all 3. using it as an anecdotal story online for the public to see in a story about your love for your partner. And again, bear in mind, this was a video from at least 3 years ago I am fairly certain, so it's wild how long this shit must have been going on.
 
datura_binge said:
Also...nobody likes to see kids get fucked with. A day or two ago someone posted this video of Kayla looking like a goblin which was years old at this point...and even in that video she was talking about how one of the kids got sick from drinking rotten spoiled milk that had been in a bottle/cup left out for too long.
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I seem to remember people being perturbed by that even at the time. Do you know how bad milk has to be to make you sick? It must have tasted horrible. Were they already so deprived of nutrition they had to resort to eating spoiled food because their parents were conked out on booze and drugs and too busy having perverted sex orgies to feed them?
 
The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
 
AnOminous said:
He doesn't have a "highly regulated social group." It's just that he's such a completely sociopathic freak that having to live up to any social norms whatsoever causes him to have an autistic meltdown. He's pretty much a troon in mentality in that way.
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Just to clarify, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and I were discussing Joe, not Nick, with this quote (it's Himedall's quote) and my contention that creators who get into trouble do not have close irl friends. I mention this only bc I don't think anyone believes that Joe is a sociopath.

Having said that, your broader point unintentionally works. Nick is rebelling from the "highly regulated social group" of Spicer/Willmar/Evangelicalism. I'd argue that Joe has a similar dynamic. His Orthodox Jewish community is difficult for him. Joe's just not as bad as Nick... thus far.
 
Hrothgar said:
The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
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The guy who posted that is a massive retard. The way he writes it sounds like it's some contradiction of who Balldo pretended to be as opposed to him being an absolute degenerate druggy that put his kids at great risk. It's one thing to discover he's a pervert that wears a Balldo, you can realistically assume that's compartmentalized and move on, but there really is no moving forward from him giving a small child coke.
 
Melty Butter said:
Just to clarify, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and I were discussing Joe, not Nick, with this quote (it's Himedall's quote) and my contention that creators who get into trouble do not have close irl friends. I mention this only bc I don't think anyone believes that Joe is a sociopath.
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Oh, duh. It is accurate about Joe. That said, he actually might be a sociopath with his bizarre litigation history.
 
Gorton Colu said:
Was this before he started his show? I can't recall. It's one thing to take your wife to some "comedic" live show vs making her a part of your show.

Either way, she seems like someone who should have socialized more growing up and also not done musical theater.
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I do not have a hard timeline locked down. I started researching Nick pre-YT fame from those who knew him as part of the Dick Show/TBPITU fandom, but many of them had hazy memories with a few bright spots. Most of the old guard has moved on from Dick, so there were not too many to even approach and ask.

The event would definitively have been in the 10's, so if it was late in 2017, it may have overlapped with his very early show.

datura_binge said:
Honestly even as a quasi-practicing Christian myself, his fake prayers are what really sent me over the edge. How someone could bring themselves to take money from people in exchange for a public prayer for a loved one while being a complete and utter degenerate behind the scenes is fucking loathsome. I honestly think in some ways, Nick is lucky he picked Christianity to latch onto because most actual practicing Christians will take you at your word, so unfortunately for them...Nick is a prolific liar and probably got away with this stuff until he literally could not lie his way out of it anymore and that's when it got reported. Imagine being a member of his small town church and interacting with this guy semi-regularly, and watching him act like some kind of online law-preacher and calling himself the law-pope and shit. It's so insulting.

Also...nobody likes to see kids get fucked with. A day or two ago someone posted this video of Kayla looking like a goblin which was years old at this point...and even in that video she was talking about how one of the kids got sick from drinking rotten spoiled milk that had been in a bottle/cup left out for too long. Idk if any of you are parents, but just imagine the level of neglect you'd have to be at to not 1. clean up a dirty milk container 2. not realize how fucked it is that your kid got sick from drinking out of it and worst of all 3. using it as an anecdotal story online for the public to see in a story about your love for your partner. And again, bear in mind, this was a video from at least 3 years ago I am fairly certain, so it's wild how long this shit must have been going on.
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Who else remembers Nick and Drexel doing a loooong segment on how exploitative Christianityis in the Black community? Add in Nick's recent polemics against the 'grift' of religion and appropriation by political parties and personalities cheapening it.

Methinks the Balldo doth protest too much...

Hrothgar said:
The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
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A: Nick said he got his children back and it was 'resolved'.
B: Nick said they they would never let them back if there was a threat.

Therefore, it IS resolved.

This is all the evidence we have, and Nick will imply you want to dox his kids or hurt them if you ask for more information.
 
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