💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%

  • Total voters
    687
The next debt collection happens.
It's this and don't you worry, the courts have sent the best debt collector agent in the US to get Nicky to pay. By the time he's through with Rekieta those $300 tickets will cost $150k a pop.
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:really: : I never said who they are going to cost $150k a piece though.
 
:really: "If you can't beat someone, attack their children!"

:really:"The greatest own is when you own their kids!"

:really: "Appear like a pedo when you're a cuck, and sober when you're drunk!"

:really: "As Drexel once said, it's not grooming if you wait till they're an adult!"

:really: "Hit them where they hurt the most, their children!"
 
It fits his M.O. perfectly. Nick just sits online and plans gayops against Aaron all day. I wonder if Melton here is aware of Nick’s excellent track record with defamation cases.
This one, if it even happens, will be a hoot. The sheer amount of gross shit Melton has said about Aaron's daughter (who he names in the video, but I shan't) would almost assuredly bite Melton in the ass.

He'd HAVE to find somebody with the same level of legal acumen as Nick to agree to take this case.

I can't believe a rational attorney would take Melton's "case," but this is America.

Plus, it should be noted this isn't just about Aaron. It's also about Aaron's ex-wife. The first one. Not April. He yells at her in the clip too. Both she and her new husband have also asked Melton to stop. I dunno what the fuck either of them did to Nick. Or what Aaron's kids did to Nick.
 
This is the dude who took his side piece to his court appearances lmao

I'm a cynic on the outside, but a secretly hopeful idealist on the inside. I wouldn't mind at all the children's life situation improving.

Non-practicing lawyer
Non-practicing streamer
Non-practicing debtor

Must be nice to be able to shake down grandpa next time you need a hit.

*Technically* he is practising debt accrual...

Also, it is his father and mother (or lawyer proxies) that are likely in control of any subsidizing money he receives.

By no means is this me being MATI but he should be sitting in a cell just for a few months as a form of shock treatment because clearly nothing else is working and he's clearly not willing to repent based on his comments on rehab.

If it was just drugs, I'd agree no jail time but to me the unforgiveable sin is his daughter being exposed to coke and now being neurologically fucked, potentially for life.

Yes, I agree as you said on stream, jail people you fear, not hate; I genuinely fear him from being near his kids.

He is one of those kids who would have benefitted from military school, that strange show where they threw delinquents in prison, or just being bullied more.

Crosspost from Patrick Melton thread:

Patrick Melton had a stream today where he seethed at Null, the Farms, Aaron, and Aaron's ex-wife. HE IS VERY ANGRY! He is threatening to sue Aaron because of his mentals!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vl2N6VOVfNQ
But most importantly... and why I'm sharing this here... is that at about 4:30, Melton is claiming that Nick is feeding him information about Aaron's kids. Melton frequently sexualizes Aaron's daughter, and has a history of telling "jokes" about wanting to fuck kids going back decades. This is documented in his thread.

I know Nick doesn't like Aaron (as a number of people here don't, as well), and I don't care if they want to have a slapfight, but feeding this gross faggot info about Aaron's kids is disgusting. Plus he paypigged Melton like $75-80 earlier in the month.

Truly, Nick is very classy with how he goes after his enemies, and has the most impeccable allies to help him.

If true, this is garbage. I will wait for evidence, but Nick really has exhausted the benefit of all doubt. I am neutral, but it says something about your reputation when people do not dismiss the story as bunk upon first hearing.

We might also get some Nick sperging on Twitter, in Melton's chat, or a stream about it. I'll temper my expectations to a LOCALS community post.

:really: "If you can't beat someone, attack their children!"

:really:"The greatest own is when you own their kids!"

:really: "Appear like a pedo when you're a cuck, and sober when you're drunk!"

:really: "As Drexel once said, it's not grooming if you wait till they're an adult!"

:really: "Hit them where they hurt the most, their children!"

I have a dream... If we collected all the Nick-jaks, we could make custom quotes to go with each and scatterpost them in various web locations.

The game is called Cokey-man, and you have to snort collect them all!
 
Plus, it should be noted this isn't just about Aaron. It's also about Aaron's ex-wife. The first one. Not April. He yells at her in the clip too. Both she and her new husband have also asked Melton to stop. I dunno what the fuck either of them did to Nick. Or what Aaron's kids did to Nick.
The most effective thing for them to do to Melton is.......nothing. Melton is self-destructing because he miscalculated the climate in the dabbleverse and doesn't comprehend that a-logging anyone (and people's tolerance for edgy 'humor') does indeed have limits. Any legal action sent his way he'll parade as a badge of honor that he's a master edgelord, a modern-day Lenny Bruce. Leave him be, he'll get increasingly brazen and unhinged, which will catch heat from more influential corners of the interwebs.

It looks like Melton's grand strategy is to incite a violent or threatening reaction from Aaron, his 1st ex and/or the ex's husband, then to turn around and say "Look! They wanna murder me for my free speech! I need an HRO from these monsters!"

What's the Napoleon quote about not interrupting your enemy while they destroy themselves?
 
Now that Jawsh has mentioned Nick not having streamed since the omnibussing, how many Shekels do you want to bet Nick will attempt to spite him Ralphamale style by streaming
 
Now that Jawsh has mentioned Nick not having streamed since the omnibussing, how many Shekels do you want to bet Nick will attempt to spite him Ralphamale style by streaming
The Kiwi Kontrol Kommission has determined that Nick is still too much of a chicken shit yellow coward to stream.
 
If true, this is garbage. I will wait for evidence, but Nick really has exhausted the benefit of all doubt. I am neutral, but it says something about your reputation when people do not dismiss the story as bunk upon first hearing.
Why would it be bunk?

If you watch the video, Melton says that Nick says that Aaron's son isn't retarded.

Now, you might think that's pretty innocuous, and under different circumstances, it would be.

However, the issue here is over who Melton is. He's not just an Aaron alog. He's somebody who uses Aaron's kids to go after Aaron. Frequently.

He's like Cynthia when it comes to Nick's kids, except there's every indication Melton wants to FUCK children.

And Nick knows that 100%, because Nick was in Melton's chat when Melton was efapping Mersh talking about Melton's *ahem* "proclivities."

If Nick is saying anything about Aaron's kids to this fat fuck, he is a piece of shit (I would go one step further and say he's a piece of shit for talking to Melton and giving him money regardless, but whatever). Not to mention the only reason he's buddying up to Melton is because Melton only ever discusses one subject: Aaron. That is all NLO is. All day. Every day. For hours at a time. They're not engaged in male bonding over Warhammer miniatures, or some shit.

Stupid faggot admits to being overly sensitive prior to filing a defamation suit at 6:20
Oh, I think that's the least of his problems if he decided to sue Aaron. He's IS harassing and sexualizing Aaron's children. The proof is irrefutable. In fact, Aaron's ex-wife (the biological mother of the children, and not April) wants to get an HRO to get Melton to stop, and I think she should. Melton tells her off too at about the 3:00 mark. This isn't just about Aaron. Even people not exactly enamored with Aaron (Ashley and her current hubby) have had it with Melton's shit.

Melton is gross, and if he sues Aaron, discovery will be a trip.
 
:really: "As Drexel once said, it's not grooming if you wait till they're an adult!"
No, no, no. He wouldn't quote Drexel for such wisdom. Drexel is no longer a obedient magic house negro, given that he disapproves of Nick's love for the booger sugar. He served his purpose for Nick when KickVic accused Nick of racism, and now Nick has no further need for him.

He would cite... somebody else. Somebody much newer in Nick's life.

Somebody who he thinks has his back, and shares a immense hatred of Aaron Imholte. Somebody who is said to be aligned with the Alpha Dengerate Dick Masterson.

Now who could that be?


Clip courtesy of @Balldo's Gate.
 
No, no, no. He wouldn't quote Drexel for such wisdom. Drexel is no longer a obedient magic house negro, given that he disapproves of Nick's love for the booger sugar. He served his purpose for Nick when KickVic accused Nick of racism, and now Nick has no further need for him.

He would cite... somebody else. Somebody much newer in Nick's life.

Somebody who he thinks has his back, and shares a immense hatred of Aaron Imholte. Somebody who is said to be aligned with the Alpha Dengerate Dick Masterson.

Now who could that be?

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Clip courtesy of @Balldo's Gate.
I have intentionally ignored the Melton thread and I feel justified in that decision. Fucking hell is he disgusting.
 
I have intentionally ignored the Melton thread and I feel justified in that decision. Fucking hell is he disgusting.
The fact that Nick willingly associates with that guy should tell everyone that thinking that Nick will get better is a fat fucking :optimistic: at BEST.
 
I have intentionally ignored the Melton thread and I feel justified in that decision. Fucking hell is he disgusting.
SURPRISE!

And he's Nick's second bestest buddy in the whole world now! Second only to Daddy Dick.

:really: Oh, but... uhhh... Monty is the real pedo. Just so you know.
 
I sincerely don't want him to die or go to prison. I'd like to see him get better, and part of that includes accountability. I save the "I hope they die" list for serious stuff.
There was seriously disturbing amounts of cocaine in his 9 year old. I’m leaning more towards “I hope he dies in prison in the most Lolcow way possible”
 
Kiwi Kontrol Kommission
When do we get sized for our uniform or is it a one-size-fits-all? Heard they’re pretty dope.

He's like Cynthia when it comes to Nick's kids, except there's every indication Melton wants to FUCK children.
I’ll never understand why some folks feel the need to drag kids into everything. When they go out of their way to do it, it’s a clear sign they’re either way too obsessed or not fit to be around. Either way, they should be kept away from the public via straight jacket or prison.

Melton is gross, and if he sues Aaron, discovery will be a trip.
PLOT TWIST: Kiwi Farms becomes a key player in not just one, but two court cases. Its influence stretches across both legal battles, unraveling unexpected connections and raising questions about online communities and their impact on real-world events. What started as a simple online forum morphs into a pivotal element in the courtroom drama, revealing secrets and alliances that no one saw coming.

You know...a lot of the problems with Nick and Melton would go away if they both just got a proper ass beating.
It’s time to bring back the days when once unhonorable Americans learned how to become productive members of society (women included): with a good ass whooping.
 
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