The Cole Smithey Thread

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xXRonPaul_42016Xx said:
Face it. You all hate Cole because you ARENT Cole. Cole is an insufferable, untalented leech on society. And it hasnt slowed him down a bit. Hes done nothing to deserve his money, or his wife, but he has them. In a cold uncaring moral void of a universe he won the lottery, and you will never forgive him for that. Because you DIDNT win it. Go ahead and hate. Because tomorrow hell still be living in his nice apartment, with his hot gf, writing shitty movie reviews.
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In Carniggo Hall, throwing bundles of money on the fire, watching news reports of the 14BC conflagration.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Why is it every lolcow and crazy community documented on the farms has copious warnings to not get personally enraged at them, yet people have no problem expressing their hated and loathing for a boring film critic?
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Getting angry at Cole is like shouting at a brick in a shitty wall. Nobody cares, and the wall's still shit.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Why is it every lolcow and crazy community documented on the farms has copious warnings to not get personally enraged at them, yet people have no problem expressing their hated and loathing for a boring film critic?
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Arent professional critics like considered bottom feeders just above lawyers and politicans? Add that to the sniffing of his own farts and thinking hes unironically the smartest critic in the world how can you not hate him?
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Why is it every lolcow and crazy community documented on the farms has copious warnings to not get personally enraged at them, yet people have no problem expressing their hated and loathing for a boring film critic?
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BECAUSE...um....blah blah blah logic is why!
No, seriously, I've never had an idea of why people are always mad at cole. He literally just chills and drinks his microbrews.
 
DragoonSierra said:
Arent professional critics like considered bottom feeders just above lawyers and politicans? Add that to the sniffing of his own farts and thinking hes unironically the smartest critic in the world how can you not hate him?
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Roger Ebert was a pretty cool guy and he was a professional critic.

He did write a way worse movie than other movies he called shit, but no big deal.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Our target lolcows include child molesters who don't seem to accrue as much vitriol as cole.
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Nick was never smug and pretentious about what he did. And even if he was he was too retarded to understand why it was wrong. That being said I hate Nick Bate too but I hate him a lot less now that hes in prison and his thread actually became entertaining when he got arrested.

Cole is not retarded and he cant use that excuse.
 
My god, I don't know how to spell this out clearer for you spergs. Cole is one smug asshole out of a billion. Half of this forum's population probably eclipses his bullshit with their own. Stop making excuses to talk about how much you hate a man who has no impact on your life or on anyone else's just because he writes bad reviews.

Now this thread has basically turned into "I'm better than Cole because" so fuck it, it's closed until someone can offer a decent reason why you need so badly to shit on someone who isn't even a cow in the first place for 90 more pages.
 
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