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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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AltisticRight said:
Daily reminder that piggymoobs wouldn't purchase a $50 TERF magic game for horsey yet he'll spend twice of that on gay hats.


What does this retard talk even mean? Coached the Gators in the '90s? What? 70-7?
Sorry I don't speak gay retard baby. If you want to make a dimwitted metaphor, at least make it make sense, polsci "major".
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He just hates that the gators always kicked his razorbacks/volunteers whatever team he actually liked growing up before Alabama was the bandwagon team
 
Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Lacking the necessary identification to get a rental. Too broke to spend the night in a brothel on his birthday. Sad, pathetic.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Adam Green seems to always invite suspect individuals to his house: two confirmed wife beaters (BigTech & Piggertits).

Isn’t Adam a father to a young daughter too and soon to a baby? What the fuck is wrong with him?
 
Rage Pig said:
Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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He is such a bum, begging people for rides and crashing on their couch like a teenager. A man of almost 40 years should be completely embarrassed that he can't pay for his own room and ride, but ofc Piggy has zero shame.
 
Rage Pig said:
Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Did that trad family know about Ralph choking his wife?
 
Rage Pig said:
Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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I’m confused. When was this supposed to have happened? Two weekends ago on Shanaynay’s birthday when he already said he was at the TJ brothel?
 
Ralph boasts that the niggerball team his former father-in-law supports lost badly to another niggerball team, and that his own favored niggerball team had never met a similar fate. Seething Reethan angrily pilpuls when it is pointed out to him that said niggerball team, did, in fact, lose badly to another niggerball team in recent years:
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EyeGuy said:
Ralph boasts that the niggerball team his former father-in-law supports lost badly to another niggerball team, and that his own favored niggerball team had never met a similar fate. Seething Reethan angrily pilpuls when it is pointed out to him that said niggerball team, did, in fact, lose badly to another niggerball team in recent years:
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Ralph's W conditions: person he hates experiences a mild inconvenience for a moment.
 
Imagine being so desperate for any type of attention you have to post the scores of the football team of someone you're not legally allowed to interact with. Couldn't be me.
 
It’s pretty common for folks to get together with their family to watch “da game” in Harry’s region. I would imagine that his granddaughter is there while friends and family help prepare food. These events usually last a few hours. Imagine spending dozens of hours a month surrounded by your family while some quadruple fitted hog person is on twitter.
 
I'm sure Harry was in pure misery, wishing he could sit in a tin shack in Mexico watching a game on a laptop with shitty internet. Ralph has totally and thoroughly buckbroken him. You can tell because Harry is too busy wanting to hang himself and isn't manly enough to even respond to Piggy's constant seething about him.
 
Obscura539 said:
It’s pretty common for folks to get together with their family to watch “da game” in Harry’s region. I would imagine that his granddaughter is there while friends and family help prepare food. These events usually last a few hours. Imagine spending dozens of hours a month surrounded by your family while some quadruple fitted hog person is on twitter.
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I miss those days. Half the neighborhood is watching the game while the kids run amok and nobody had a cellphone in their band. Technological progress is not always a good thing.
 
Autistic Integrity said:
He just hates that the gators always kicked his razorbacks/volunteers whatever team he actually liked growing up before Alabama was the bandwagon team
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1. Take it back. Go Vols
2. He was probably riding the Gators bandwagon in the 90s because it makes too much sense.
Rage Pig said:
Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Something obviously isn't adding up. He used "staying at the hotel" above the brothel as an excuse for someone noticing him there. Now its "nice try alogs, but people can tolerate me. Someone let me sleep on his couch! I'm still not destitute though!!!"
BlueArmedDevil said:
Lacking the necessary identification to get a rental. Too broke to spend the night in a brothel on his birthday. Sad, pathetic.
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Whatever happened to 5 star days???
 
Truly Rural said:
Imagine being impressed with sandwiches. And then having sandwich daddy take you to meet with a toddler.
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Here Ralph, here's a couple of sandwiches so you don't keel over from starvation. Now come on, let's go. I'll take you up to see that kid you call your son. The one that calls every man daddy. Much like he will when he's 17.
 
HackerX said:
1. Take it back. Go Vols
2. He was probably riding the Gators bandwagon in the 90s because it makes too much sense.

Something obviously isn't adding up. He used "staying at the hotel" above the brothel as an excuse for someone noticing him there. Now its "nice try alogs, but people can tolerate me. Someone let me sleep on his couch! I'm still not destitute though!!!"

Whatever happened to 5 star days???
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Alas, those halcyon days are gone. Now we are watching a man overstay his welcome on this mortal plane.
 
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