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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Piggertits isn’t a real Memphis nigga (he’s white trash Arkansas ghetto). Memphis/Tennessee residents overwhelmingly support the Tennessee Titans. Ralphabish can’t be bothered to try!
 
Of all people talking about people dying...... Ralph. Even if he manages to avoid dying from the multitude of substances he's constantly ingesting, the scorching, hostile weather conditions, violent, drug-fueled rampages that the cartels occasionally engage in and packs of feral dogs that would tear out and devour his guts; he still might starve to death when the last of his donors finally lose interest and move on to some other loser faggot to throw nickels at. I think Jim would rather die in America than to live in Mexico any day of the week. He's not a traitor like Ralph.
 
Cyberpunk Meta said:
Piggertits isn’t a real Memphis nigga (he’s white trash Arkansas ghetto). Memphis/Tennessee residents overwhelmingly support the Tennessee Titans. Ralphabish can’t be bothered to try!
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They also usually pull for Tennessee, Ole Miss, or Mississippi State. Not fucking Bama, holy shit. Guntie couldn't make it any more obvious that he only pulls for the bandwagon "winner" teams.
 
Spergichu said:
They also usually pull for Tennessee, Ole Miss, or Mississippi State. Not fucking Bama, holy shit. Guntie couldn't make it any more obvious that he only pulls for the bandwagon "winner" teams.
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Even better. People usually fall into their favorite sportsball team during their youth and stick with that team. Assuming their squad isn't local, it's usually due to how well the team is playing during that time. So you can be a bandwagonner at one point, but become a normal fan if you stick with them well after their run. What makes it funny for the Ralphamale is that Bama was hot garbage in his youth. From the 90s to the early-to-mid 2000s, Bama was Vanderbilt-tier at football. That along with no connection to an out-of-state team means there is no way piggy was a fan of Alabama growing up.

Ofc, once Saban turned the program into a championship machine, Ralph became #1 sports fan. Now that would only minimally raise the eyebrows if it didn't happen to be the case for every. single. sport. That alone makes it worse, but tying in piggy's hollerin' at Mr. Feet makes him unbearable. He'd legitimately get bullied to tears if he were part of any sports-oriented friend group.
 
The Jews are posting pictures of Ralphy's fat greasy head

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Here's Piggy's new target.
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:diddler: he dun miss brudder he dun miss addall
 
NaggotFigger said:
Here's Piggy's new target.
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:diddler: he dun miss brudder he dun miss addall
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Wow, some nobody on Twitter is fat? That's riveting Killstream Kontent for the next two weeks. This time he'll bury the Kino Casino for sure, at the end of October all of his 257 viewers will dislike Andy and PPP! Winning!
 
HackerX said:
Even better. People usually fall into their favorite sportsball team during their youth and stick with that team. Assuming their squad isn't local, it's usually due to how well the team is playing during that time. So you can be a bandwagonner at one point, but become a normal fan if you stick with them well after their run. What makes it funny for the Ralphamale is that Bama was hot garbage in his youth. From the 90s to the early-to-mid 2000s, Bama was Vanderbilt-tier at football. That along with no connection to an out-of-state team means there is no way piggy was a fan of Alabama growing up.

Ofc, once Saban turned the program into a championship machine, Ralph became #1 sports fan. Now that would only minimally raise the eyebrows if it didn't happen to be the case for every. single. sport. That alone makes it worse, but tying in piggy's hollerin' at Mr. Feet makes him unbearable. He'd legitimately get bullied to tears if he were part of any sports-oriented friend group.
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His entire life is hitching himself to bandwagons. Nothing in his life is original, just mimicry.
 
Windy Moors said:
If Jim does pass first, Ralph will probably be inconsolable and cry like a fat gay baby on the Killstream.
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Elmo said:
Reminder that Faith confirmed that Ralph cried like a bitch in her arms when he found out that Jim had cancer.
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Ralphs gigantic cope about Metokur is that he's lying about his illness. He is in complete denial that his internet daddy is gonna die. No doubt in my mind Ralph will cry like a bitch on his fuck Jim festival :lit:
 
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