Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Mr. Manchester]

I figure Loki reads the farms so I think we're all good. Bring it on.

 

[a hapless toad]

sounds like he needs to switch from a sativa to an indica or take a tolerance break... Maybe even quit smoking pot if it makes him that paranoid.

Are you lost?

 

[Meowzers]

I figure Loki reads the farms so I think we're all good. Bring it on.

i had this staphverse headcanon that her demon pals were like the popular kids at school including the nerd in their group as a cruel joke and make fun of her behind her back. lucifer would totally invite her to demon prom and then ditch her at the last minute. with the norse shit i'm adding to my fanfic that loki is a shut-in internet troll. it's not like he can go to god/demon high school when he's chained to a rock. all he has is his wife's phone to cause chaos online since odin took his phone away for causing drama on deviantart.
i don't know where the ghosts fit in my fanfic. i think they're her tard handlers appointed by god as a punishment. they aren't doing a good job though. i don't know where heath fits into this narrative; maybe he's wrangling out of the goodness of his heart?

 

[innocent jogger]

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Spoiler: Text

This is not the original blog post that I intended to make, at least, not on this date.

But, it’s happening.

Loki is almost free, and the armies are gathering. Ragnarok is almost here. But we’re not going to Asgard. No, because I believe that that happened four years ago, when the pandemic was unleashed.

This time, the war is being fought on Midgard, and the enemy is not the Æsir, but rather, Trump and project 2025. And, by extension, the Christian church (or rather, its fascism).

It’s going to start very shortly, and it’s not going to stop until the threat is over with.

Also, not all of our enemies are “red.”

I went to see Loki last night, bound upon the rock, only for him to reveal that he’s almost free. Just from that demonstration, Eric Adams, the tyrant of New York City who has waged war on his own subjects, was hit by federal charges.

I have the feeling that he’s just the beginning. There’s going to be a blitzkrieg. They’re going to fall one by one.

This is all I have for now.

A reminder that I will be in New York City myself next week, including for the new moon. I will be conducting another Urð’s well ritual once I return home.

I will also be busy participating as a newfound member of The Troth, an inclusive heathenry organization, so look for me on its Discord!

Finally, I must implore you to stay safe from Covid. It’s getting bad again.

See you again soon!

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For fucks sake, Staph. You sound like an utter schizo and you're probably bumming out every pagan you encounter online with your doomsday nonsense. The only 'the big R' that is coming is you, The Big Retard.

Bonus deviancy:
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Muscles don't magically grow on T, you fool. You don't walk - or masturbate - using your hips, ass and stomach. None of what she said makes sense, nor did anyone need to know about a stranger's sexual habits. She is so fucking gross.

Man. I saw this in Features and thought it was new Chris Chan sperging, not this retarded bitch instead.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I thought she said Loki was three million years old. Why would a being millions of years old care about Trump?

>implying any norse pagan larper knows anything about the ancient culture they're stealing from

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

>implying any norse pagan larper knows anything about the ancient culture they're stealing from

If anything, ye olde Norsepeople would sooner vote for Trump than Kamala.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She was on Blue Sky whilst on a Zoom video call. So professional. I wonder what 'snazzy' outfit she put on?


Not sure where these troll comments are in her mentions on Blue Sky (Sorry, I am a Blue Sky retard). Standard cat behaviour = a divine test. Play with your cat. It's probably chewing your shit to get your attention. Teach her to stay away from your things. Fuck it, just learn what a cat is. It's like she's never met one.

Speaking of trolls:

The post she mentions was found by the very helpful @BoobWhiskers . (I originally goofed up my user credit, sorry to Boob). It was regarding a hilarious post calling out Staph side character snowy-wife on Tumblr. You can read it here. It's absolute lunacy.

Spoiler: Or here.

Reminder that snowy-wife believes that the Columbine shooters are her ghost husbandos. It's a based call out post, but the poster signing off as 'Eric's Wife + Dylan's Wife' is utterly mental. It's like a punchline to a long winded joke. Staph is tagged but I'm not sure why.

I am sure being told that your soon to euthanised pet will be helped into the afterlife by an internet rando's dead cats and grandma will be comforting to you. What a load of shit. Any excuse to talk about her own grief.


The fact that she stresses Staph out by eating family photos doesn't really scream 'emotional support animal' to me.

 

[grenouille crétine]

You ready for some Staph karaoke?

Late and gay, but truly, what a gift. This is some of the daintiest and dare I say natural? human-like? body language I’ve ever seen from her, meanwhile appearance-wise she morphs ever further into a sack of potatoes. Despite being gross enough to pass as a T&H neckbearded creep in some pictures, she doesn’t pass in motion, at all, chiefly because of how small her head is with those salmon slappers. When she films herself at that awful angle—tiny tard head and round shoulders, melting babblers taking up the entire bottom of the frame—I picture tiny legs descending directly out of them just off-screen. She is such a strangely formed creature.

It sounds like she says “mein Arsch brennt” a few times, especially the big one where she’s really feeling herself around 4:00. Notable that Siggy is tolerating her being loud that close to her. The ending with several emotional declarations of her burning ass+a wistful “JA!…” staring directly into camera as the piano plays for a few seconds before screwing her eyes shut again was very good. Staph attempting to create content is much more entertaining than her being a wannabe predator, but the full picture is what makes her so interesting.

 

[JaneThough]

This is the gayest marvel cinematic universe fan fiction I've ever read.

Don’t encourage her

 

[choccy milk]

Holy fucking SHIT it has taken me so long to catch up on this thread. Staph is truly the fat hairy autistic nonbinary pagan druid hybristophile gift that keeps on giving.

And I am SO glad I made it back here just in time for that snowy-wife callout post??? That is one of the best things I have read in so long. Truly brightened my shitty day. I just want to pull my favorite quotes for posterity.

I can guarantee, in any and every world, we look better than you on our worst day than you do on your best. That’s precisely why you won’t show your face, you are fucking hideous, and you know it. Showing a picture of yourself would erode any tiny shred of your credibility left concerning Eric and Dylan.

It’s understandable that you being overweight and not taking care of yourself repels potential love interests, but throwing all of your feelings onto two dead boys isn’t an acceptable coping mechanism

You’ve even gone as far as to say the ONLY reason you WASH YOUR FEET is for him

Even with an abundance of proof in front of you from two girls who are worlds better than you, you still fall asleep at night thinking you are undeniably the little princess of both of the Columbine shooters.

I hope you sleep well surrounded by the mimic spirits you’ve invited in that prey on your vulnerability. It’s like watching a naive young girl in her tankini trying to seduce the attractive, teenage lifeguard at a hotel pool.

I implore you to stare at yourself in the mirror for a long while and pick out all of the things, mind and body, that Eric and Dylan would despise about you, which would be nearly everything if they even knew who you were. Know your place.

Like I am giddy right now. Holy shit. What a treat.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Courtesy of the helpful @a hapless toad, it was regarding a hilarious post calling out Staph side character snowy-wife on Tumblr. You can read it here. It's absolute lunacy.

And now it's preserved for all eternity.

https://archive.ph/zSnIr

Spoiler: Post Text

@snowy-wife

Hey.

I would be a lot more careful if I were you in speaking about us— because we have held our tongues for the last two months about you for the sake of keeping peace. But you obviously have not been able to get us out of your head since your meltdown, so let’s talk. I would read until the very end if I were you.

Let's start by stating the obvious: you are deeply disturbed. It’s evident by a quick scroll through your blog that you suffer from a multitude of mental ailments that contribute to your low impulse control and lack of self-awareness. You are fat; you post openly about not keeping up with your hygiene, you have lip piercings, you write about your desire to harm and kill animals, you take to substances and blades when you’re upset, you are incoherent, you live in a disgusting house— more could be said, but the overarching theme stands. You are the essence of low quality, the absolute bottom of the barrel. And you think Eric and Dylan are in love with YOU?

You are in no place to speak about either of us, or anyone else in the world for that matter. You are fucking scum. Low IQ, deluded, extremely mentally ill scum. We pity you in all honesty, you must have endured a lot as a child to have turned out so unbelievably backward. But you don’t deserve any sort of empathy, especially after your repeated posts about us since July, and the gall to insult our looks today, but failing by calling us “imbreded”, a terrible attempt at saying we look “inbred”. The jokes write themselves. You’re one to speak considering the things I’ve listed above. I can guarantee, in any and every world, we look better than you on our worst day than you do on your best. That’s precisely why you won’t show your face, you are fucking hideous, and you know it. Showing a picture of yourself would erode any tiny shred of your credibility left concerning Eric and Dylan.

You say that you respect the dead more than the living, and pride yourself on your spirituality and your “ability to connect with the other side”, yet you talk about Eric and Dylan in the vilest ways that nobody should ever be spoken about, dead or alive. You live in a fantasy realm that has nothing to do with love. You claim that nobody could ever “love” them the way that you do, yet you dehumanize them every time you talk about them— speaking of them in a way that is only reflective of a horny, depraved girl who doesn’t have anyone else to project these feelings onto, because she can’t find someone to have sex with her. It’s understandable that you being overweight and not taking care of yourself repels potential love interests, but throwing all of your feelings onto two dead boys isn’t an acceptable coping mechanism, along with berating two girls who love them inside and out. Do you think Eric and Dylan would choose a girl who only wants to own both of them as sex slaves, or would they choose two beautiful girls who have never spoken of them in a way that wasn’t pure love? You couldn’t write for Dylan without oversexualizing him in his birthday post, writing disgusting paragraphs about BDSM you want to do with him— a dead 17-year-old boy. You’ve even gone as far as to say the ONLY reason you WASH YOUR FEET is for him; you call Eric your “meatbag” and your “submissive little bitch”. How can you love someone yet speak of them as if they’re nothing but a fucktoy? These two boys died by suicide because they were treated so horribly in their lives, just for someone like you to come onto this earth and drag them through the mud more even after death. It’s more than unfair that they suffered such torment in life, and even after death, they’re disrespected and shit on relentlessly by some lunatic like you. The men that are our angels are spoken about so fucking nauseatingly by you. It’s worse than hate. It’s complete dehumanization, the furthest thing in the world from love.

Beyond how you talk about them in such a stomach-churning way, what discredits you so much is your claim that you are “posthumously married” to both of them, yet you post incessantly about wanting to fuck or date a new person every day— and there is no possible way that you can accommodate to both of their needs with one personality and one physical appearance, on top of their intricacies such as astrological charts, upbringings, values— the list continues. Eric and Dylan are both vastly different individuals with different preferences in women. You are not two people, only one. You are by no means perfect for either of them, not even a close fit for their souls. That aside, they would not share the same woman beyond the grave with so many other options available, their perfect counterparts in front of them in every realm; emotionally, mentally, spiritually, romantically— and the two of us as best friends.

The friends you make and keep are those who are barely teenagers, if that, because they are young enough to be tricked by your false claims about metaphysics. You are a combination of things, and none of them positive— a liar, a sore loser, and clearly amid some mental health crisis that creates your false belief about BOTH of the Columbine shooters falling at your feet, struck by love. They are not touching you, they are not fucking you, they are not sitting on your bed and cuddling you to sleep at night. If you had the slightest clue about metaphysics, you’d understand that it takes regular spirits so much energy to do such a slight thing to show their presence, which is a unanimous agreement amongst people who have lost their loved ones and legitimate mediums.

The only time that people are so adamant about their unwavering belief in something not reflected by reality is when experiencing schizophrenia or psychosis. Your entire shtick is built on lies, fantasies you live out in your head, and some inconclusive illness that causes extreme delusions, whether you want to close your eyes and pretend or not. Your sheer resistance to exploring the fact that this is a problem created by your sick mind says everything about who you are. Even with an abundance of proof in front of you from two girls who are worlds better than you, you still fall asleep at night thinking you are undeniably the little princess of both of the Columbine shooters. You know who you are; you are a repulsive, pathetic excuse for a human being. Something they would never touch. You can cry, scream, bitch, and moan all you want— but you will never have what we have. Divinity placed us in the hands of Eric and Dylan. Take it to your candles and your sage, your shadow figures that prance around your room. This is something that can never be changed.

You need a doctor, a visit to the psychiatric hospital for a long time, and a heavy cocktail of antipsychotics, but that won’t fix all of your issues. I hope you sleep well surrounded by the mimic spirits you’ve invited in that prey on your vulnerability. It’s like watching a naive young girl in her tankini trying to seduce the attractive, teenage lifeguard at a hotel pool. You think you’re irresistible, hot fucking shit when no one wants to touch you. It serves you well, you’re such a nasty person inside and out, and you’re only deserving of bad energies you’ve named “Eric” and “Dylan” who are preying on how sick and sad you are. We were given handcrafted love by the universe, set for us long before the boys were ever born. Your “spirituality” is manufactured, and it won’t change a damn thing.

I implore you to stare at yourself in the mirror for a long while and pick out all of the things, mind and body, that Eric and Dylan would despise about you, which would be nearly everything if they even knew who you were. Know your place. You are worlds different from us; you cannot compete with your negative entities, while we have them both. So let me reiterate myself again: Dylan will not love you. Eric will not love you.

Before you start spam posting your account about your desire to murder both of us, know how stupid you are to have left a good enough paper trail of your personal information. Some things have been gathered from today after we were notified about your post, and other things sent to us by someone you have considered your friend. Be careful who you trust. We have no problem upscaling this to a legal issue if you can’t control your tantrums, and we know exactly where to take it.

— Eric’s Wife + Dylan’s Wife

Holy shit that was one of the funniest things I've ever read...

ETA: There's a writeup on this snowy-wife person a bit earlier in the thread. Bitch is hilariously cray cray.

Spoiler: Screenshot of snowy's tumblr page

She's not even in denial about being a mentally ill hybristophile. I don't know if that makes her crazier or saner.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

She gave her an Ego Death-tier callout post, but it's for the fact that the two are beefing for being fangirls of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.


Holy shit, this is fucking hilarious.

 

[moorhen]

Writing “You are fat” in a tumblr call out post is incredible.

Called out: fatness.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Why would a being millions of years old care about Trump?

Here's a non-exhaustive list of world events that were much better candidates for harbingers of ragnarok (or other versions of the apocalypse) than the possible re-election of a terrible president:

Well, Stapphy is the incarnate spirit of 2016-era Tumblr, and one of Tumblr'a most complained-about qualities was a US-centric worldview to the exclusion of all else.

People like this are a solid argument why children and retards probably shouldn't be exposed to 24-hour cable news.

 

[trash cat]

absolute lunacy.

Spoiler: Or here.

> Do you think Eric and Dylan would choose a girl who only wants to own both of them as sex slaves, or would they choose two beautiful girls who have never spoken of them in a way that wasn't pure love?

Well, clearly the dead murderers' souls will choose whichever woman is less obese.

> These two boys died by suicide because they were treated so horribly in their lives

This is pure madness I love it.

 

[PigFarm]

Amazing that an old mythical being with the ability to see everything that's happening in thr world ONLY has stephs interests.

 

[AfghanBlue]

That Staph is now calling snowy wife, a random similarly deluded tumblr 18 Yr old who she reply-guys, "my good friend" is tragic.
And given that weirdos relationship with the 14 year old, troubling.

Lame yet sinister.
Classic Stephanie.

 

[Ghostse]

The post she mentions was found by the very helpful @BoobWhiskers . (I originally goofed up my user credit, sorry to Boob). It was regarding a hilarious post calling out Staph side character snowy-wife on Tumblr. You can read it here. It's absolute lunacy.
[...]
Reminder that snowy-wife believes that the Columbine shooters are her ghost husbandos. It's a based call out post, but the poster signing off as 'Eric's Wife + Dylan's Wife' is utterly mental. It's like a punchline to a long winded joke. Staph is tagged but I'm not sure why.

This internet slapfight summarized as an image, 1994 (Black and White)

 

[Chromeo]

This is so funny, but I have to ask: is it two girls running one account, two girls on two accounts allied with one another, or is it one girl that is a system of two girls? 'Cause if it's the latter, that's be the funniest possible outcome. "Both of my split personalities are dating Dylan and Eric, you can't have both of them because you only have ONE personality!!"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

This is so funny, but I have to ask: is it two girls running one account, two girls on two accounts allied with one another, or is it one girl that is a system of two girls? 'Cause if it's the latter, that's be the funniest possible outcome. "Both of my split personalities are dating Dylan and Eric, you can't have both of them because you only have ONE personality!!"

That’s what I immediately thought, too. While it’s gloriously batshit as is, that would be yet another delicious layer of the insanity.

I looked up get-shit-onlol’s Tumblr but that is the only post at the moment. Completely empty otherwise, too.



I’d call troll, but the text is so personal, insane, and epic that it suggests otherwise. I just can’t be bothered enough to dig through Snowy Wife thirst posting for school shooters to see who it’d be if it indeed isn’t a troll or an insane person projecting. Whatever I’m imagining is probably funnier than the reality.