Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Not all kombuchas are the same. Kevita and Aldi's house brand are easy to drink - if you can drink a ginger beer, you can drink those kombuchas. That person who doesn't drink any likely has the palate of a five year old. That said, I did have a homebrew "mixed berry" once that tasted like the odor of hot porta-potty.

I haven't had Olipop but I had a "probiotic soda" the other day that was the same kind of deal, and it tasted like if Koolaid was made with Sweet N Low. I hate fake-sugar taste. It did not feel like it was doing anything good for my gut health.

I really hope that nobody lets their kid trick-or-treat at Staph's door. Unless she's planning to park her doughy ass at Mama and Papa Frigly's and hand out her patchpaganda there. What would I be more annoyed to find in my niece's treat bag - a Chick Tract, or a Staph patch?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I really hope that nobody lets their kid trick-or-treat at Staph's door. Unless she's planning to park her doughy ass at Mama and Papa Frigly's and hand out her patchpaganda there. What would I be more annoyed to find in my niece's treat bag - a Chick Tract, or a Staph patch?

I have never seen a Chick Tract, regardless of where I found it, look like it was molding like the worst of Staph’s work. Less chance of micro exposure to T gel with the tracts, too.

 

[pink cigarettes]

booze

She calls her mom a "gal", says she learned the word "booze" from cartoons, and is constantly inserting pointless dead-end commentary into conversations. It's like she's been raised in a cave with no one to talk to but extreme boomers her entire life. How is this bitch so online, so internet brain-addled, yet has zero recent pop culture knowledge beyond "comic book Loki " or any understanding of how to interact in comments sections??

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She calls her mom a "gal", says she learned the word "booze" from cartoons, and is constantly inserting pointless dead-end commentary into conversations. It's like she's been raised in a cave with no one to talk to but extreme boomers her entire life. How is this bitch so online, so internet brain-addled, yet has zero recent pop culture knowledge beyond "comic book Loki " or any understanding of how to interact in comments sections??

You know, the usual answer.

 

[Saul Goodman Fan]

She calls her mom a "gal", says she learned the word "booze" from cartoons, and is constantly inserting pointless dead-end commentary into conversations. It's like she's been raised in a cave with no one to talk to but extreme boomers her entire life. How is this bitch so online, so internet brain-addled, yet has zero recent pop culture knowledge beyond "comic book Loki " or any understanding of how to interact in comments sections??

Switch the pronouns and replace Loki with Sonic and you’ve described Chris-Chan. Even the ghost harem and Loki returning shit is pretty similar to the dimensional merge. Maybe Staph could’ve been Chris’s true love in another lifetime.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

I, too, tasted an Olipop when I came across one visiting my parents in the northeast. It tasted of some artificial flavor I can't stand, and I'd rather drink sauekraut juice.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Switch the pronouns and replace Loki with Sonic and you’ve described Chris-Chan. Even the ghost harem and Loki returning shit is pretty similar to the dimensional merge. Maybe Staph could’ve been Chris’s true love in another lifetime.

Ragnarok is the new The Merge.

'Loki's Cave' sounds like the name of a great dive bar.


It'll be a party for one.

 

[glass_houses]

I find it so strange that her main social outlet seems to be giving presentations on gender shit to seniors - if there's anyone who won't put up with gender and pronoun shit, it's gay elders who've very likely been called "queer" as a slur at least once in their lives.

When I was a little baby sped, I would often attempt to befriend adults because kids my own age were intolerant of my autism. Adults are much more patient and accepting of sped kids and even speds need social interaction. And Staph isn't even friends with the people at the home, she's just making speeches at them. She's completely unable to connect with people on a social level, even with individuals who are her own age and have equivalent cognitive deficits. She's also intensely attached to the idea of herself as a scholar and queer community leader, but absolutely no one looks up to her or takes her with any kind of seriousness.

Disabled elderly residents at a home are a captive audience. No one comes to visit them or even remembers that they exist. They can play cards or watch television like they have every single day for the past three months, or they watch some idiot random mumble a stupid monologue. The pain reminding them that they're still alive.

 

[moorhen]

She's completely unable to connect with people on a social level, even with individuals who are her own age and have equivalent cognitive deficits. She's also intensely attached to the idea of herself as a scholar and queer community leader, but absolutely no one looks up to her or takes her with any kind of seriousness.

She can’t connect with people because she doesn’t care about anybody outside of herself.
You can see it in the way she talks to people on social media. Every single reply she makes is about herself. Her “advocacy” pages don’t advocate for anybody who isn’t her.

She must be exhausting to be around. She seems like the kind of person who’s idea of a conversation is waiting for the other person to stop talking so she can continue what she’s saying.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I find it so strange that her main social outlet seems to be giving presentations on gender shit to seniors - if there's anyone who won't put up with gender and pronoun shit, it's gay elders who've very likely been called "queer" as a slur at least once in their lives.

As much as I'd like to see Staph get torn a new asshole by a living relic of the Silent Generation who gives no fucks and entertains no bullshit, it's not going to happen. I'd almost guarantee she is met with nothing more or less than polite indifference because zero members of her captive audience have the foggiest idea what the fuck she is talking about. Staph often doesn't make any sense as it is, she's got to be impossible to parse at all for old people without the literal years of context and at least passing familiarity with concepts that don't exist outside of niche communities of terminally online shut-ins.

"Our program’s mission isn’t to create priests or even to create scholars. Our goal is to equip everyday people with the tools they would need to think critically and analyze the Literary, Historical and Anthropological sources to better understand their religion and evaluate what people say about it."

In other words, she got scammed again. Noted. Lmao

(Yeah I realize it is essentially a bible study group for neopagans, so it's not necessarily a complete scam for the spergs who just want a place to talk about it with people they won't bore to tears. It involves legitimate sources and critical thinking, though, it's not just a captive audience who wants to hear about Staph's delusional self-insert fanfics and revolting sex fantasies that revolve around her but happen to feature pagan motifs occasionally. She won't like it.)

 

[AfghanBlue]

As much as I'd like to see Staph get torn a new asshole by a living relic of the Silent Generation who gives no fucks and entertains no bullshit, it's not going to happen. I'd almost guarantee she is met with nothing more or less than polite indifference because zero members of her captive audience have the foggiest idea what the fuck she is talking about. Staph often doesn't make any sense as it is, she's got to be impossible to parse at all for old people without the literal years of context and at least passing familiarity with concepts that don't exist outside of niche communities of terminally online shut-ins.


In other words, she got scammed again. Noted. Lmao

(Yeah I realize it is essentially a bible study group for neopagans, so it's not necessarily a complete scam for the spergs who just want a place to talk about it with people they won't bore to tears. It involves legitimate sources and critical thinking, though, it's not just a captive audience who wants to hear about Staph's delusional self-insert fanfics and revolting sex fantasies that revolve around her but happen to feature pagan motifs occasionally. She won't like it.)

Wonder how active their members only Discord server is and how long before she gets banned from it.

 

[Meowzers]

Switch the pronouns and replace Loki with Sonic and you’ve described Chris-Chan. Even the ghost harem and Loki returning shit is pretty similar to the dimensional merge. Maybe Staph could’ve been Chris’s true love in another lifetime.

see, i like that you compare her to chris-chan, because i got a definine chris vibe from this clip.

Jesus christ frens (apologies for the rotation)
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The gasping, the COPD on this bitch. The pronouncing "hertz" as "ers" like how Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs" (which always annoyed me as a hokey, mock-salt of the earth affectation)

she's trying to seem intense and badass and passionate as she growls "FISKEN BÜBEN SLÅPPEN" or whatever the fuck but instead looks cartoonishly constipated, and then the second the song is done she relaxes instantly right back into her dead-eyed, purse-lipped expressionless face. it's such a classic chris thing to so.

i'd say they were just gender-bends of the same person but yarbs is a bit more coherent and "normal." when you see gyro walking down the street you just think she's an unfortunate looking and possibly mentally impaired woman, but you see chris and you get a STRANGER DANGER, ABORT SITUATION feeling. pathetic girl pooner autism vs. creepy male trooner autism.

I, too, tasted an Olipop when I came across one visiting my parents in the northeast. It tasted of some artificial flavor I can't stand, and I'd rather drink sauekraut juice.

i tried a can of ollipop root beer when it was on sale (at 2.50, what a steal!) and i also couldn't stand that artifical stevia taste. i think it might have been slimier than your ordinary root beer because of that slippery elm bark stuff gyro raves about.
personally i could have fucked w/ it if it wasn't for that god awful diet soda taste (sorry diet coke fans, i just don't like diet sodas, (or sodas in general tbh (just drink water ffs))). imo it'd taste more like a "natural" drink if it just had normal sugar and not fake sweeteners.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Spoiler: Text

This is not the original blog post that I intended to make, at least, not on this date.

But, it’s happening.

Loki is almost free, and the armies are gathering. Ragnarok is almost here. But we’re not going to Asgard. No, because I believe that that happened four years ago, when the pandemic was unleashed.

This time, the war is being fought on Midgard, and the enemy is not the Æsir, but rather, Trump and project 2025. And, by extension, the Christian church (or rather, its fascism).

It’s going to start very shortly, and it’s not going to stop until the threat is over with.

Also, not all of our enemies are “red.”

I went to see Loki last night, bound upon the rock, only for him to reveal that he’s almost free. Just from that demonstration, Eric Adams, the tyrant of New York City who has waged war on his own subjects, was hit by federal charges.

I have the feeling that he’s just the beginning. There’s going to be a blitzkrieg. They’re going to fall one by one.

This is all I have for now.

A reminder that I will be in New York City myself next week, including for the new moon. I will be conducting another Urð’s well ritual once I return home.

I will also be busy participating as a newfound member of The Troth, an inclusive heathenry organization, so look for me on its Discord!

Finally, I must implore you to stay safe from Covid. It’s getting bad again.

See you again soon!

For fucks sake, Staph. You sound like an utter schizo and you're probably bumming out every pagan you encounter online with your doomsday nonsense. The only 'the big R' that is coming is you, The Big Retard.

Bonus deviancy:

Muscles don't magically grow on T, you fool. You don't walk - or masturbate - using your hips, ass and stomach. None of what she said makes sense, nor did anyone need to know about a stranger's sexual habits. She is so fucking gross.

 

[Chromeo]

Have any Kiwis drank Olipop? She mentions it so much and I wondered what it actually tastes like.

I tried one on vacation a few years back, it was so nasty. Maybe that's the Stevia taste everyone else mentions, I don't drink enough Stevia to know. I'm a big diet soda person for sure, but Olipop was weird and gross.
Edit: also they only sell it in the like, kombucha section near the produce at the grocery stores I've seen carrying it. It's not even in cases or with the other sodas, it's individual can only. I just don't get the appeal.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

You know, even with the ragnarok sperging and tmi posting, the saddest thing to me is that she's planning to "be busy" on a fucking discord server, like she's doing very important work and not just farting around on a platform made for gamers, trannies, and groomers. If that's all I was doing with my life, I'd want the world to end too.

 

[JaneThough]

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Spoiler: Text

This is not the original blog post that I intended to make, at least, not on this date.

But, it’s happening.

Loki is almost free, and the armies are gathering. Ragnarok is almost here. But we’re not going to Asgard. No, because I believe that that happened four years ago, when the pandemic was unleashed.

This time, the war is being fought on Midgard, and the enemy is not the Æsir, but rather, Trump and project 2025. And, by extension, the Christian church (or rather, its fascism).

It’s going to start very shortly, and it’s not going to stop until the threat is over with.

Also, not all of our enemies are “red.”

I went to see Loki last night, bound upon the rock, only for him to reveal that he’s almost free. Just from that demonstration, Eric Adams, the tyrant of New York City who has waged war on his own subjects, was hit by federal charges.

I have the feeling that he’s just the beginning. There’s going to be a blitzkrieg. They’re going to fall one by one.

This is all I have for now.

A reminder that I will be in New York City myself next week, including for the new moon. I will be conducting another Urð’s well ritual once I return home.

I will also be busy participating as a newfound member of The Troth, an inclusive heathenry organization, so look for me on its Discord!

Finally, I must implore you to stay safe from Covid. It’s getting bad again.

See you again soon!

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For fucks sake, Staph. You sound like an utter schizo and you're probably bumming out every pagan you encounter online with your doomsday nonsense. The only 'the big R' that is coming is you, The Big Retard.

Bonus deviancy:
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Muscles don't magically grow on T, you fool. You don't walk - or masturbate - using your hips, ass and stomach. None of what she said makes sense, nor did anyone need to know about a stranger's sexual habits. She is so fucking gross.

So she’s now wandering around talking about the end of days. Just like the Christian loons she hates. Horseshoe theory is real.

 

[armfleshween]

View attachment 6458462

Spoiler: Text

This is not the original blog post that I intended to make, at least, not on this date.

But, it’s happening.

Loki is almost free, and the armies are gathering. Ragnarok is almost here. But we’re not going to Asgard. No, because I believe that that happened four years ago, when the pandemic was unleashed.

This time, the war is being fought on Midgard, and the enemy is not the Æsir, but rather, Trump and project 2025. And, by extension, the Christian church (or rather, its fascism).

It’s going to start very shortly, and it’s not going to stop until the threat is over with.

Also, not all of our enemies are “red.”

I went to see Loki last night, bound upon the rock, only for him to reveal that he’s almost free. Just from that demonstration, Eric Adams, the tyrant of New York City who has waged war on his own subjects, was hit by federal charges.

I have the feeling that he’s just the beginning. There’s going to be a blitzkrieg. They’re going to fall one by one.

This is all I have for now.

A reminder that I will be in New York City myself next week, including for the new moon. I will be conducting another Urð’s well ritual once I return home.

I will also be busy participating as a newfound member of The Troth, an inclusive heathenry organization, so look for me on its Discord!

Finally, I must implore you to stay safe from Covid. It’s getting bad again.

See you again soon!

Haha, I knew it.

 

[Vandy2]

Funny that Ragnarok is only happening now that Gyro is into Norse shit. What a coincidence.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I will also be busy participating as a newfound member of The Troth, an inclusive heathenry organization, so look for me on its Discord!

I think this is going to be really funny.

Based on their description, this is going to be Druid School 2.0... except discord servers with a 'theme' are almost always a bunch of people sperging out and trying to one-up everyone around them about how cool and smart and superior they are. This is also the exact sort of person Stapphy is... but in this case it sounds like these people are actually more academic mean girls, and Stapphy's information tends to be more sourced from tumblr regurgitation. She's going to get in a slapfight in no time flat, I just know it.

Or she'll start sperging about paraphilias and/or her erotic fanfiction about Loki and elf!Dahmer, or she'll call some Norse-weeb a Nazi, or someone will call HER a Nazi for being a Norse-weeb, or she'll direct them to her KF thread, or or or... the possibilities are always endless.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Is she joining the Norse group thinking she can use them as some kind of Marvel Avengers Norse army?


Yes. A coincidence.


I think Staph could flip anything into an excuse to talk about her tits.

Bonus pfp for @Chromeo 's collection:

Awful.