💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

People like Jack make me so glad I don't work customer service type jobs anymore. He's a "great" example of the fat lazy gluttonous entitled Americunt. The customer is always right, my ass.

Why does he care that the DVD is a bootleg? Fuck, it's probably better quality than if some crap company actually bought the rights to that shit tier movie and put it in one of those $5 bins of other cinematic slop at Walmart.

You can't even see, much less understand or comprehend, the movie anyway, Jackoff. Go back to binging Blue's Clues.

At this point I think Blue's Clues is too high brow for him. He should just watch the static on tv, that's more his speed

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

At this point I think Blue's Clues is too high brow for him. He should just watch the static on tv, that's more his speed

At least there would be no "political agendas" for him to get offended at.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Is fatty such a retard that he thought a "backup copy" was not a bootleg? Yes, yes he is

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

At least there would be no "political agendas" for him to get offended at.

Disagree. This fat fuckin' creep would find one in some way, I'm positive. I really despise this asshole.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's just such a total douchebag you can't help but feel this way.

Most people you can find a positive about them. Fatty here? There's nothing positive about him. He's like a big old sack of negative, hog fat and spite. There's no positives to him still being alive.

So not only did Jagoff leave a shitty review for his mistake, he also claimed a chargeback (or asked for a refund, I don't think he knows the difference).
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He's an idiot that isn't aware that a made for TV movie wouldn't have a DVD or VHS release and the only way to get it is to literally have somebody make a copy off of tape they recorded it on. Even big name movies sometimes have to fight to get a home media release and this is after fans have pestered the company into doing so. Or you're a bunch of internet malcontents and rig a contest to have a movie like "Gymkata" released on DVD.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

To be slightly fair a few of the Christmas movies made for tv did get VHS releases back in the day. Some that come to mind because my mum had them are The Night They Saved Christmas with Jacklyn Smith and Art Carney, It Came Upon a Midnight Clear with Mickey Rooney (Both it and the previously mentioned Night also starred a young Scott Grimes), A Hobo Christmas, and Christmas Comes to Willow Creek which starred the Duke Boys seriously it had the actors who played Bo and Luke as the stars. She also had a Red Skeleton Christmas Special. Loretta Young was an old tv star and her Christmas movie which I've never seen might have been popular enough with the granny crowd in the 80's to get a VHS release, but you'd have to be an idiot to think it got a DVD release her fans were dead when DVDs came out. But I'd expect nothing less from mush brain.

 

[a terminal posture]

For the people with Jack-level read comprehension of my original poast on the topic:

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[Kosher Salt]

In addition to all the obvious signs he was given that this was a DVD-R, why would he think a MADE FOR TV movie is available on DVD to begin with??

They're made for TV. They weren't intended for home release. They're designed to be one and done.

The only reason there would have been a DVD or VHS release is if the movie was INSANELY and unexpectedly popular, or ended up being the backdoor pilot of a series. I don't know any examples of the former, and only one example of the latter-- that old show Due South, and I'm not even confident the TV movie/pilot was included in DVD/VHS sets. Either way, if it was, you'd still have to buy the whole season.

I mean, I considered pointing out that the listing also said that there was no future release, but reading between the lines and interpreting that to mean that there was never any prior DVD release seems just a bit too much to expect from a Blues Clues aficionado like Jack.

Regardless of whether the official release had been VHS or DVD, the seller flat-out said, that listing was a homemade copy. Does Jack literally not even know what a DVD-R or a "backup" is?

 

[a terminal posture]

This faggit. He puts clearly non-totally-dehydrated vegetables into a blender, then is shocked that he gets a paste at the end. You don't need a freeze drier for this, just a cheap dehydrator or even just your oven on lowest temperature setting. And putting cilantro in seasoning is pointless since dried cilantro has no flavor. And yes I have made homemade paprika, onion and garlic powder.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Jack might have just uploaded another failure, but it looks like our fatty landed himself an interview!

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rlqTJPd16FA
This faggit. He puts clearly non-totally-dehydrated vegetables into a blender, then is shocked that he gets a paste at the end. You don't need a freeze drier for this, just a cheap dehydrator or even just your oven on lowest temperature setting. And putting cilantro in seasoning is pointless since dried cilantro has no flavor. And yes I have made homemade paprika, onion and garlic powder.

This nigga is so stupid that he put in wet cilantro into dry seasonings, failing to realize you need to freeze-dry it as well. He can't even manage to make seasonings at this point. This is what happens even you try to one-up Rob, a seasoned cooking veteran, you just end up making a ass out of yourself. Can't wait for next week episode where Jack shows us how to boil water, badly.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Most people you can find a positive about them. Fatty here? There's nothing positive about him. He's like a big old sack of negative, hog fat and spite. There's no positives to him still being alive.


He's an idiot that isn't aware that a made for TV movie wouldn't have a DVD or VHS release and the only way to get it is to literally have somebody make a copy off of tape they recorded it on. Even big name movies sometimes have to fight to get a home media release and this is after fans have pestered the company into doing so. Or you're a bunch of internet malcontents and rig a contest to have a movie like "Gymkata" released on DVD.

As someone who own Gymkata on DVD....I agree on all counts. If Jack was JUST bad at cooking it would be worth a few laughs but ultimately he would be harmless. But he's relentlessly unpleasant, bitter, arrogant, and hypocritical on top of that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rlqTJPd16FA
This faggit. He puts clearly non-totally-dehydrated vegetables into a blender, then is shocked that he gets a paste at the end. You don't need a freeze drier for this, just a cheap dehydrator or even just your oven on lowest temperature setting. And putting cilantro in seasoning is pointless since dried cilantro has no flavor. And yes I have made homemade paprika, onion and garlic powder.

Or just intentionally make the seasoning paste using fresh vegetables on an as-needed basis. It's conceptually no different from a concetrated cooking base like Goya's recaito or sofrito.

I think he just wants a bowl of shit he can dump into fud as quickly as possible.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

This nigga is so stupid that he put in wet cilantro into dry seasonings, failing to realize you need to freeze-dry it as well. He can't even manage to make seasonings at this point. This is what happens even you try to one-up Rob, a seasoned cooking veteran, you just end up making a ass out of yourself. Can't wait for next week episode where Jack shows us how to boil water, badly.

This fucking retard is going to burn his house down fiddling with some inane Chinese cooking gadget someday.

 

[In the Sick of It]

"Garlic"

 

[Super Hans v2]

"Garlic"

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I'm choosing to believe TamHam is tricking Jack into eating skinned grapes. It's either that, or he soaked the cloves in olive oil overnight to get that authentic jarlic flavor.

 

[p1138]

"Garlic"

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That's his normal pre-frozen freezer burnt garlic he's been using for years.

You don't need a freeze drier for this, j

Could probably do it with a freeze drier, but you're right its absolutely not needed. But what's funny about this

You can see the damned condensation on them. He didn't leave the shit in the freezedrier, he immediately pulled the trays out, exposed them to air, and then let them draw in moisture. This probably explains why his previous freeze drying nonsense videos were also failures. He might as well have taken properly dehydrated shit and tried to do the same thing in a damned steam room. "some moisture is still in there" yes retard, because you added it.

 

[densedance]

lmaooo the fresh Cilantro in the "dried" mixture. What goes trough this retards mind?

 

[p1138]

What goes trough this retards mind?

There probably isn't much happening in the mush filled pit that is Fatty's brain but if I had to make some guesses
"meat gud"
"eat now, no wait"
"would Steve from Blues Clues suck me off if I made him chili?"

 

[Banks Davenport]

He looks particularly Arab in this one.

Wonder if Our Boy Fatty shares any DNA with Nathan Mazri. Things they have in common: perpetual soy face, an obsession with gaudy clothing, random tard rages, a passion for watching cartoons, making shit food.