💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%

  • Total voters
    703
Nick and Kayla really have to plea out and take the L here, going to trial would get so much worse for them.

"Hey guys, new stream tonight, I got big personal news. We're all taking the pleas, because it's the smart thing to do and more importantly: it's the only thing I ever said I was going to do. This is why I never talked about my case, to anyone, anywhere, ever, because this was the master stroke I was planning all along. I want to tell you all about it, and show you the video, but I can't, it's part of the plea deal, but hey that's what the state does."

Nick and Kayla really have to plea out and take the L here, going to trial would get so much worse for them.
I didn't see this MATI clip until just now, Josh makes some pretty interesting points here about the possibility of the video being evidence in April's case. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaVfmECKRQ
 
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I didn't see this MATI clip until just now, Josh makes some pretty interesting points here about the possibility of the video being evidence in April's case. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaVfmECKRQ
Oh nice, I missed MATI today, that is some great info.
Yeah, its not in evidence yet, they are just saying "we have this, watch it and enjoy"

I hope they use it in the trial, then its a matter of public interest.
 
No proof of life guys I think he's dead.
When the 72hours involuntary psychiatric hold becomes 1440 hours finding a cellphone to seethe on xitter can be a challenge, at most you will get to use your daddy's phone during visitation and only if you hide like a bitch from the staff.

Edit: now that I seen he's finally xeeted I have to ask, wasn't it exactly 3 days since the Denyocaust to coming back to xeeting? I dropped the psych hold bit as a joke but it might have happened.
 
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It's about Aaron's omnibus hearing. Remember, he thought Aaron was going to plea guilty to the felony. After the omnibus happened, Nick expressed surprise that it didn't go down like that and Aaron instead now has a settlement conference later in the year. Nick canceled his stream that night after Aaron didn't cop to the felony.
If I'm not mistaken, Aaron plead not guilty in his hearing.
Depending on the level of desperation and vindictive cuck rage Nick might just try to claim it was all Aaron's drugs.
I would like to see how he explains the cocaine found in his safe in the master bedroom of his house was actually the property of someone who had stopped associating with him and hadn't been to his house for 6 weeks.

Let's say it was Aaron's (it wasn't): you kept cocaine from someone who hadn't been around you for over a month? It's sentimental cocaine? That doesn't help you at all. That makes it fucking worse if you had over 40 days to get rid of it and didn't. He should start hitting himself in the face with a straight razor.
 
I would like to see how he explains the cocaine found in his safe in the master bedroom of his house was actually the property of someone who had stopped associating with him and hadn't been to his house for 6 weeks.

Let's say it was Aaron's (it wasn't): you kept cocaine from someone who hadn't been around you for over a month? It's sentimental cocaine? That doesn't help you at all. That makes it fucking worse if you had over 40 days to get rid of it and didn't. He should start hitting himself in the face with a straight razor.
Well he could argue that he's a non-practicing lawyer, a non-practicing father, a non-practicing streamer, and a non-practicing gun owner. There is a pattern of behavior that would suggest that he is a non-practicing safe owner as well.
 
It was clearly all planted.

In his safe.
On the nightstand.
On his nose.
Inside his nose.
Inside his wife (Aaron pre-charged his cock with a bullet to shoot it into our wife!)
Aaron even dosed the kid to frame them.

It is all true, the Toe is a genius supervillain.
 
I think they're assuming a sane defense strategy that doesn't involve Nick or Kayla taking the stand and making wild allegations that the drugs belonged solely to April or Aaron or someone else. If they do that, as dumb as it would be, and the state leaves that unrebutted, it opens the door to a closing argument that is basically the only people who know for sure whose drugs those were were Nick, Kayla, April, and maybe Aaron. The only two who testified were Nick and Kayla. The state could have called both of the others. They didn't. Why not?

I think this would be idiotic but Nick is an idiot.

How much notice in advance will the prosecution get that Nick and/or Kayla are testifying? Nicky won't let Kayla or April testify. He doesn't think they are smart enough to answer properly. Nick is the only polyqule member smart enough to stream, talk to media/police or testify.
 
Exactly what I’ve been thinking for a while. It reeks of it being the only play he’s seen work in the past (because he’s only practiced law for like twenty minutes). It’s the saying about the man with an only hammer seeing everything as a nail.
Possibly but it was really the only play, as badly as it was executed. There's clearly nothing wrong with the warrant itself, and the Franks challenge is the only way you even get to introduce extraneous evidence. Otherwise you're limited to challenging the document itself, i.e. "Your Honor, the sole basis for this search warrant is a single phone call from a schizophrenic in a mental institution who claimed to be Napoloeon and said I was harboring illegal grey aliens from Zeta Reticuli in my home."
How much notice in advance will the prosecution get that Nick and/or Kayla are testifying? Nicky won't let Kayla or April testify. He doesn't think they are smart enough to answer properly. Nick is the only polyqule member smart enough to stream, talk to media/police or testify.
They're going to have to provide a witness list. They can't just spring a surprise witness on the other side.
 
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So does anyone have an image of Rekieta sitting on a Kiwi Farms Law couch with the honorable Judge Stephen Wentzell, Judge Jennifer Fischer, Judge Rodney Hanson, Judge Keith Helgeson and Kristen Pierce standing behind him? Maybe use the image of him dressed for lolicon.
 
Like that’ll stop our LAWPOPE king from grabbing a glass of whiskey and cruising in his cool mustang showing off its raw power to the Minnesotan PRUDES who can’t let a man enjoy the need for speed.
Winter is almost here he should buy a motorbike, everyone will think he is so cool.

COPE AND SEETHE, CRACKETS!
COPE, SEETHE AND QENIED.

So does anyone have an image of Rekieta sitting on a Kiwi Farms Law couch...
It's not exactly what you asked for, posted by @3MMA:
Kiwi Law Couch.png
Notice that he is sat on the floor no Kiwi Law Couch for Rekieta.
 
BTW don't expect Nick to stream for at least a week - he probably started hitting himself in the face when he saw his Franks hearing was denied and the bruises are too big to hide with makeup.
While this is probably true, I'm still clinging to my theory that he got grounded by his parents because it's funnier.

Aaron even dosed the kid to frame them.
He must have put it in the kid's spaghetti-o's! The fiend!
 
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I think they're assuming a sane defense strategy that doesn't involve Nick or Kayla taking the stand and making wild allegations that the drugs belonged solely to April or Aaron or someone else.
Luckily, Nick's timeline for disclosing all defenses he's intending to raise has already passed. The state already will have a decent understanding of their gameplan via discovery. MRCP 9.02(1)(5) makes it so that Nick must disclose defenses he'll be raising, including an alibi such as this, and this discovery must be provided before the Rule 11 omnibus. We'll know fairly soon if he's attempting any shenanigans like that just based off the state's witness list they'll file, if they haven't already filed it. So if Nick is trying any of that bullshit, it can't be some big gotcha moment
 
It's about Aaron's omnibus hearing. Remember, he thought Aaron was going to plea guilty to the felony. After the omnibus happened, Nick expressed surprise that it didn't go down like that and Aaron instead now has a settlement conference later in the year. Nick canceled his stream that night after Aaron didn't cop to the felony.
There's a twisted reason behind that aborted stream and it wasn't to gloat, the reason he's going so hard on this is that he thinks he can claim moral superiority (It's the only place he thinks that he can). Nick's whore wife sent Aaron her whore pictures and Aaron showed one of the whore pictures to a friend, Kayla and by extension Nick and his entire family are now the victims of Aaron. Nick the Cuck also gets a chance to Big Man for his whore wife, much like Ron Toye (not a cuck) did.

Meanwhile Nick will keep saying that his crimes were "victimless" while Aaron's was not, Paper beats Rock, Nick wins at life because Aaron is a pathetic shit. Never mind that his daughter tested ten times the cut off point for Cocaine, never mind that his children were fucking starving and didn't have any clean clothes, never mind any of that. Aaron is the big bad guy and Nick is the victim.

No, Aaron is a shit, April is a crack whore, Kayla is an overmedicated whore and Nick is a faggoty Cuckold, you aint winning anything Nick. The only person winning out of this is Montagraph, get ready to give him your Mustang VROOM VROOM.
 
Nick is too egotistical and retarded to not respond to an account called Breaking Baldo News that has his drunken face as the avatar
He's like Patrick Tomlinson arguing with his toilet. Maybe worse. At least you never had to pay Fatrick 20 bucks just to reply to you.
When the 72hours involuntary psychiatric hold becomes 1440 hours finding a cellphone to seethe on xitter can be a challenge, at most you will get to use your daddy's phone during visitation and only if you hide like a bitch from the staff.

Edit: now that I seen he's finally xeeted I have to ask, wasn't it exactly 3 days since the Denyocaust to coming back to xeeting? I dropped the psych hold bit as a joke but it might have happened.
Wouldn't surprise me. He's out there threatening suicide in public, what's he saying in private? He's no doubt drunk off his ass, punching himself in the face, and no screaming and crying. While Kayla is no doubt too busy popping pills and clapping like a seal when Picard orders an Earl Grey hot, maybe April is getting genuinely scared. Maybe his parents or kids were in the house and called the police so he didn't neckrope. Maybe a neighbor overheard him.

Someone could check the Kandiyohi County police scanner to see if there was a call placed to the Balldobunker. Only reason I doubt it is because if Nick met the police again he probably would catch a disorderly conduct charge for his retardation.

No matter the reason, I'm sure it's lulzy. Maybe Chad Dad Nick was grounded by his parents/his kid. Maybe he punched himself in the face so much he got a black eye. Maybe he drunkenly tard raged so much Daddy sent him back to rehab.
 
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