Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Pee Your Pants said:
For fucks sake, Staph. You sound like an utter schizo and you're probably bumming out every pagan you encounter online with your doomsday nonsense. The only 'the big R' that is coming is you, The Big Retard.
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If Stephanie believes Ragnarok is coming--really, truly believes this will happen on any plane than the astral--she's being really irresponsible about it.

She's a community leader, right? She should be using her bully pulpit and warning her trans flock about the apocalypse! Sure, they might be unbelievers who won't be pagan-Raptured, but it's all the more important then that they lay in a supply of bottled water and shelf-stable food. You don't want them to be out in the middle of Armageddon getting misgendered, do you?
 
In a weird way, I think this RAGNAROK IS COMING arc that seems to be starting up is one of the most endearingly cartoonish things she's done so far. She loves large, terribly handpainted signs, and she's finally embracing her inevitable future of being the unkempt schizo on the corner, waving a sign and yelling about how the Rapture Ragnarok is coming.

REPENT, SINNERS!!
 
BoobWhiskers said:
I think this is going to be really funny.

Based on their description, this is going to be Druid School 2.0... except discord servers with a 'theme' are almost always a bunch of people sperging out and trying to one-up everyone around them about how cool and smart and superior they are. This is also the exact sort of person Stapphy is... but in this case it sounds like these people are actually more academic mean girls, and Stapphy's information tends to be more sourced from tumblr regurgitation. She's going to get in a slapfight in no time flat, I just know it.

Or she'll start sperging about paraphilias and/or her erotic fanfiction about Loki and elf!Dahmer, or she'll call some Norse-weeb a Nazi, or someone will call HER a Nazi for being a Norse-weeb, or she'll direct them to her KF thread, or or or... the possibilities are always endless.
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she will dox her own thread immediately, she always does. she like, ends up spreading knowledge of the farms to people who would have otherwise never been exposed. voluntary, unsolicited promotion
 
I thought she said Loki was three million years old. Why would a being millions of years old care about Trump?

Here's a non-exhaustive list of world events that were much better candidates for harbingers of ragnarok (or other versions of the apocalypse) than the possible re-election of a terrible president:

-the Israel-Hamas war kicking off
-Russia invading Ukraine
-the pandemic
-gay marriage becoming legal in the western world
-Marvel movies popularizing an incorrect portrayal of Norse gods, risking their ire
- the year 2012
-9/11
-the new millennia
-any moment of the cold War
-man lands on the moon, risking the wrath of the gods with our arrogance
-the first pictures of Earth from space are published, leading to a massive and unprecedented loss of religious faith in the world, risking the wrath of God/s
-Atomic bombs wipe out entire cities
-everything else about WWII
-the Spanish Flu pandemic
-WWI

Guess what, a being millions of years old wouldn't care about any of these things, either.

And if Loki cared? He'd think lost of this shit was funny.

ETA how could I forget climate change lol
 
Pee Your Pants said:
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Is she joining the Norse group thinking she can use them as some kind of Marvel Avengers Norse army?

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Yes. A coincidence.

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I think Staph could flip anything into an excuse to talk about her tits.

Bonus pfp for @Chromeo 's collection:
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Awful.
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Ok, so she is full of shit and is just following along the classic new age woo shit, but adding her own twist

As a white woman of a certain age, I am into tarot and that shit as a small hobby. It's being discussed like, EVERYWHERE that this is a transformative year, as 2024 is ruled by Saturn, the planet aligned with karma and justice, and then moving into the age of Aquarius, which is known for enormous energetic shifts. For example, the 60s were considered an age of Aquarius, a time where the civil rights movement came ahead, protestors clashed over Vietnam and just known in general as a time of unrest.

So, basically, she has usurped very common discussions among soccer moms and PSL basic white bitches who are "spiritual", put it in her own language, and is like "OMG you guys I am a literal visionary"

TL:biggrin:R the dimensional merge is coming
 
brooky said:
I thought she said Loki was three million years old. Why would a being millions of years old care about Trump?

Here's a non-exhaustive list of world events that were much better candidates for harbingers of ragnarok (or other versions of the apocalypse) than the possible re-election of a terrible president:

-the Israel-Hamas war kicking off
-Russia invading Ukraine
-the pandemic
-gay marriage becoming legal in the western world
-Marvel movies popularizing an incorrect portrayal of Norse gods, risking their ire
- the year 2012
-9/11
-the new millennia
-any moment of the cold War
-man lands on the moon, risking the wrath of the gods with our arrogance
-the first pictures of Earth from space are published, leading to a massive and unprecedented loss of religious faith in the world, risking the wrath of God/s
-Atomic bombs wipe out entire cities
-everything else about WWII
-the Spanish Flu pandemic
-WWI

Guess what, a being millions of years old wouldn't care about any of these things, either.

And if Loki cared? He'd think lost of this shit was funny.

ETA how could I forget climate change lol
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You forgot that oversized bitch Helene smashing into Florida and grinding her way up north, with pretty much everyone expecting massive amounts of casualties.

But yeah, orange man bad. Staph is such a shallow, trite, basic bitch.
 
BoobWhiskers said:
In a weird way, I think this RAGNAROK IS COMING arc that seems to be starting up is one of the most endearingly cartoonish things she's done so far. She loves large, terribly handpainted signs, and she's finally embracing her inevitable future of being the unkempt schizo on the corner, waving a sign and yelling about how the Rapture Ragnarok is coming.

REPENT, SINNERS!!
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We were joking about Staph bothering seniors but honestly at this point she’d probably fit right in with the particularly “gone” elderly. I can picture her sulking in the corner of a nursing home mumbling in her old lady voice about Loki and Ragnarok while a nurse prepares her Olipop. The nurse reprimanding her when she tries to go for the hand sanitizer.
 
JaneThough said:
Ok, so she is full of shit and is just following along the classic new age woo shit, but adding her own twist
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I'm a little disappointed this isn't just Stephanie deciding on her own it's time to immanentize the eschaton, but it makes perfect sense if all the astrology ladies have been talking about it for a while.

Isn't Ragnarok not supposed to come until after a winter that lasts three years? And then there's a whole list of which god kills which giant, and vice versa, specifically.

She's trying to play both sides: the sage mythology-knower, and the chaos magic "lol whatever," but I think you can't really do that if you're just one out of several dozen people who claim on Tumblr to be sleeping with Marvel's Loki. The tumblrinas can all talk companionably about their own headcanons of what Loki looks like or what organic soda pop he likes best, but if one person breaks formation and says "hey actually our mutual god spouse talked to me, just me, and he's changing absolutely everything," the easiest thing for community cohesion is just to eject that person.

To have people tolerate this kind of decree, you either need to be leading a cult, or writing your own fanfiction (Alternate Universe: Ragnarok is Different). Stephanie's not the boss druid of all the online woo-woo pooners; she hasn't laid any of the groundwork to make them give credence to her personal revelation.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I'm a little disappointed this isn't just Stephanie deciding on her own it's time to immanentize the eschaton, but it makes perfect sense if all the astrology ladies have been talking about it for a while.

Isn't Ragnarok not supposed to come until after a winter that lasts three years? And then there's a whole list of which god kills which giant, and vice versa, specifically.

She's trying to play both sides: the sage mythology-knower, and the chaos magic "lol whatever," but I think you can't really do that if you're just one out of several dozen people who claim on Tumblr to be sleeping with Marvel's Loki. The tumblrinas can all talk companionably about their own headcanons of what Loki looks like or what organic soda pop he likes best, but if one person breaks formation and says "hey actually our mutual god spouse talked to me, just me, and he's changing absolutely everything," the easiest thing for community cohesion is just to eject that person.

To have people tolerate this kind of decree, you either need to be leading a cult, or writing your own fanfiction (Alternate Universe: Ragnarok is Different). Stephanie's not the boss druid of all the online woo-woo pooners; she hasn't laid any of the groundwork to make them give credence to her personal revelation.
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She wants to be a cult leader. Look at Deviantart. She wants that again.
 
brooky said:
Guess what, a being millions of years old wouldn't care about any of these things, either.
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Yeah but none of those matter because they don’t affect Steph. Not that Trump 2: Electric MAGAloo would, but she likes to think she’s oppressed.

She sounds like a lunatic, which is hilarious.
 
sounds like he needs to switch from a sativa to an indica or take a tolerance break... Maybe even quit smoking pot if it makes him that paranoid.
 
brooky said:
I thought she said Loki was three million years old. Why would a being millions of years old care about Trump?

Here's a non-exhaustive list of world events that were much better candidates for harbingers of ragnarok (or other versions of the apocalypse) than the possible re-election of a terrible president:

-the Israel-Hamas war kicking off
-Russia invading Ukraine
-the pandemic
-gay marriage becoming legal in the western world
-Marvel movies popularizing an incorrect portrayal of Norse gods, risking their ire
- the year 2012
-9/11
-the new millennia
-any moment of the cold War
-man lands on the moon, risking the wrath of the gods with our arrogance
-the first pictures of Earth from space are published, leading to a massive and unprecedented loss of religious faith in the world, risking the wrath of God/s
-Atomic bombs wipe out entire cities
-everything else about WWII
-the Spanish Flu pandemic
-WWI

Guess what, a being millions of years old wouldn't care about any of these things, either.

And if Loki cared? He'd think lost of this shit was funny.

ETA how could I forget climate change lol
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If that fat sperg found out where my rock was, and came by, with sexual menace, to flap her boxy babblers in my direction, I might finally decide to, by hook or by crook, break my unbreakable chains too-so it does work in Staph's in-world lore.

BoobWhiskers said:
REPENT, SINNERS!! CISSSERS
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Very excited for Loki to save the Earth from the evil forces of Pmurt and then take a fat retard from New York to be his bride husband in Valhalla, but only if he lets her bring along some serial killer ghosts too.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Isn't Ragnarok not supposed to come until after a winter that lasts three years? And then there's a whole list of which god kills which giant, and vice versa, specifically.
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There's supposed to be that long ass winter that kills most of humanity and only afterwards Loki breaks loose. Loki, who is the source of earthquakes by the way, leads giants south like it's a Roland Emmerich movie, while the fire giant Sutr comes from the south and burns the world tree and the abodes of the gods with his burning sword. Loki's children eat the sun and moon and the gods and giants all slaughter each other. The earth then sinks into the sea.
It goes without saying that this is all done to defend democracy in America.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
If that fat sperg found out where my rock was, and came by, with sexual menace, to flap her boxy babblers in my direction, I might finally decide to, by hook or by crook, break my unbreakable chains too-so it does work in Staph's in-world lore.
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Doesn't the lore go that Sigyn stands over Loki collecting snake venom in a bowl to ease his pain? Is she in the cave when Steph salmon slaps her way in there? Or is it when she's emptying the bowl, thus making Loki's torture increase tenfold, snake vemon splashing on his face while Steph tries to look sexy at him?

Poor Loki.
 
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