🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Damn this bitch is HUUUUUGE!!!! Her legs are so close to bursting at this point. The way she has to walk now is worse than it used to be, and I didn't even think that was possible.

In other news, she did not pack all of that just to stay 5 days. She's definitely going to overstay her welcome (not that we didn't already know), and "ToMmY" is going to regret trying to get into them folds. She's gonna have to roll her out of the house cause hamburguesa isn't going anywhere at this point. 5 days... what a joke. And yknow if she really is there for only 5 days, those poor fucking animals. Being hauled for 19 hours just for that, after just getting used to her new place too. Christ. Please take away her animals.
 
She's always been this massive, she's not using filters anymore and we can thank Slommy for that. TYVM.

Once a narc steps 1 foot into your home it's game over. Yall worried about Amber but It's Slommy who will feel the wraith of a narc. AMber has a 100% perfect record of destroying life and stealing souls.
 
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So it took them 7 extra hours to make this trip, a car rental to haul her massive ass there, took her three pets when it we have been easy for her grandmother, aunt, or pet sitter to look in once on the cats (those poor animals during that trip), literally went through all her clothes and took all that fit, packed her whole bathroom (ironically the stuff she uses the least) and all for just FIVE DAYS supposedly? The travel time is longer than the trip. That is really hectic. Stupidity hectic. And all because she is too fat to fly for four hours.

And I can't get over those pictures of her. She is definitely back to 600lbs, no almost about it. Did she film herself waddling? Would love to see how it is compared to before. God damn she must be in constant pain. Not that I care, but it's still shocking.
 
I don't think she's officially "moveeeeeen" (yet) but she's definitely not planning to returning to Oklahoma anytime soon if all goes well. I know she's a retard but surely someone with a few braincells would have suggested leaving the pets (the cats at least anyway) and not taking lidurhully everything she owns with her if she was only there for a week or whatever.

Ah who am I kidding, this is just the slow start of the latest uhaul saga, especially now her and Alexis are back to being big showbiz bffs (as thought they'd ever actually fallen out in the first place).

It was nice knowing you Mommalynn, see you again in a couple of years when Emily either gets tired of babysitting your giant toddler or she croaks it, whichever comes first!
 
I just cannot fathom looking the way she does and managing to convince myself I'm gorgeous and everyone wants to fuck me. She's so deformed. Her legs look worse than they did at Gaycare. truly.

Those poor cats, even if someone ABSOLUTELY HAD to drive with cats for 19 hours straight, they should be taken out on leashes to stretch their legs and get fresh air periodically, more than once. She's such a raging, selfish cunt. I'm quite tophat over that nonsense. She even has the audacity to mention they're stressed like it's just a cute little thing.

No-one cares about your discomfort lard arse, people care about how much your poor animals must be suffering during that journey. I guess as long as she can go get her fish taco fondled, nothing else matters.
 
Amber's making local news!
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Even if she actually wanted to return to OK ( :story: ) she prolly got fed enough to end up bedbound again. And if not, then surely she's already found some dumb ass excuse to extend her stay, or officially declared herself hectic queen of Slommy's bed/couch/floor mattress.

My only wishes for this saga are that 1) Slommy keeps her kid away from hamber unless she wants her to get the 'Gracie cat special'. And 2) that she's actually is allergic, and rehomes the pets with someone who will never put them through a 20 hour road trip again.
 
Dave&Bust-a-nut said:
In other news, she did not pack all of that just to stay 5 days.
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This was almost two weeks ago. If she was only going for 5 days, she would be back home by now, and we'd all be bleaching our eyes from the horrendous tiktoks she'd be shitting out. It was never intended to be 5 days, no matter what she said to anyone.

Regarding her lease: I think she signed for October 1st (her move in date was somewhere around the 6th to 8th), but I saw a comment somewhere that Alexis said Ambo's on a month to month, so who knows what the exact renewal date actually is.

Didn't she try to sabotage her housing during the beginning of the Beck era? Like, Amber was posting on social media about how her lease was ending and she'd have no place to stay. People were telling her to talk to her landlord and she was saying that he didn't have anything for her to rent (while providing sketchy text messages to try and "prove" it). And then during what was supposed to be a week at the gaycare to get to know the boys (and look for a new place to live), Amber just couldn't find anywhere to stay and ended up never leaving their house? I don't know. This kinda feels like that to me. And really, her entire adult life has been her repeatedly manipulating others to take her in. This is like the mainland version of the migrants at sea spotting a ship, then slashing and submerging their inflatable raft so people will swoop in and rescue them.
 
lostinwoods said:
Yall worried about Amber but It's Slommy who will feel the wraith of a narc
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I'm not worried about Amber. If anything I'm hoping this latest adventure hastens her demise.
I feel bad for Emily's daughter who may well grow up to be a decent person yet her mother's degeneracy will always be an internet search away.
We're all concerned for Amber's pets, since she doesn't seem to be.
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dude imagine driving AMber for 8 hrs what a f'n nightmare that must be, hope Mom got paid well.
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I hope they got the smell out of that rented van.
 
Flan Pwincess said:
My only wishes for this saga are that 1) Slommy keeps her kid away from hamber unless she wants her to get the 'Gracie cat special'.
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How can she keep her kid way, does the child not live with her? Amber will NOT enjoy having a child around, she needs Emily's 24/7 attention and SHE wants to be the baby. I think the kid will be the main reason this situationship will not work out.
 
I'm going to be so surprised if Amber ends up going back for the rest of her things, she'll end up abandoning it and leaving it for her landlord to sort through all 900 of her temu/shein purses.

As for the pets - there is no way she isn't moving there if she's taking her animals. Who takes their pets on a 10+ hour journey for the fun of it? When I moved 9+ hours away with my cats I took breaks every hour on leashes. It's not hard. Hamburger is just a selfish neek.

Ontop of that, mamalynn AND her stepdad came to wave her off goodbye? Sending her off to slaughter and washing their hands of her by the sounds of it. Can I blame them? Not really. I'm sure we'll see her again in 4 years either when Tommy Beiber gets tired of Hambers narcissism, or she dies and mamalynn is updating us on it. We can only hope.
 
Flan Pwincess said:
Even if she actually wanted to return to OK ( :story: ) she prolly got fed enough to end up bedbound again. And if not, then surely she's already found some dumb ass excuse to extend her stay, or officially declared herself hectic queen of Slommy's bed/couch/floor mattress.

My only wishes for this saga are that 1) Slommy keeps her kid away from hamber unless she wants her to get the 'Gracie cat special'. And 2) that she's actually is allergic, and rehomes the pets with someone who will never put them through a 20 hour road trip again.
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I was under the impression the Dad has custody of the daughter so she won't be in regular close proximity to Fat Cunt.

The sad reality of rehoming the animals is that they wouldn't vet any potential adopters. They'd either discard them in the nearest shelter (kill or not) or hand them over to the first person who asks.
You think Emily would give a shit? Nope. And Amber doesn't feel any emotions towards them, if they get in the way of her ''love'' she'll abandon them all.
 
It's always hilarious when she tries to act like an anachan. She went from claiming that the last thing she cared about was food to showing herself throwing back a sandwich so stuffed full of greasy contents that she had to unhinge her jaw to eat it and exhibiting more interest in picking apart her Dunkin order than in the comfort and well-being of her cats. Who cares if they're stressed and one hasn't made a sound the entire time they've been on the road? What's really upsetting here is that Subway's closed.
 
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