💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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NaggotFigger said:
Rick politisperging + TDS posts:
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Canada's provinces can join the United States at any time which America would accept, which had Trudeau shitting himself over. Those Americans don't know what they're talking about when it comes to the countries healthcare system. I can honestly tell you that unless you get private healthcare you will die and if you don't die their nurses will tell you to sign a MAID form. Canada didn't want these bullshit gun laws and it's an easy way to get removed from the Conservative Party if you support it like O'Toole who was a complete fucking tool. This fat fuck doesn't know shit all about Canada let alone Ontario. If they ever invaded again his country would quickly find out why they were the original Storm Troopers. To quote a Canadian calling card given to their enemies. "Das dicke Ende kommt noch!" or The worst is yet to come. (The Americans were utterly useless in the Devils Brigade).

By the way, America invaded four times you dumb mother fucker. That's not even getting into wars. Did your mother give your history teacher a blow job every other day to get an -A in American History?
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Canada's provinces can join the United States at any time which America would accept, which had Trudeau shitting himself over. Those Americans don't know what they're talking about when it comes to the countries healthcare system.
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We should invite Alberta in.
 
An automatic clown said:
They have oil. The US will invade them soon enough
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So does Fat Rick.
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AnOminous said:
We should invite Alberta in.
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That could be a good idea, but the cities are voting NDP again and the Alberta NDP has the former Mayor of Calgary in charge. Currently his city had so little water that it was in tier 4 in or whatever it is for water shortage which basically means only use water when absolutely necessary. It would be better to wait until they get their shit together. Plus Albertians wont like their GST going up or anything done to their Provincial taxes. Not to mention they're getting more and more Leftists and trannies from Toronto.
An automatic clown said:
They have oil. The US will invade them soon enough
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Alberta gives America their oil dirt cheap.
 
Americans don't want any part of Canada. We don't like Canadians anymore. Not after They sent us Jim Carrey.

An automatic clown said:
They have oil. The US will invade them soon enough
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Maybe, but not over oil. It'll be over water. The Ogallala aquifer is running dry and the Great Lakes are just sitting there.

Somewhere in the bowels of the Pentagon, there is an modern version of War Plan Red. It is kept up to date. I suspect that the UK and Canadian counter-plans consist of two words. "We surrender." Well, more than that for the Canadians, "Nous nous rendons. We surrender."

Fort Drum is where it is for a reason.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
That could be a good idea, but the cities are voting NDP again and the Alberta NDP has the former Mayor of Calgary in charge. Currently his city had so little water that it was in tier 4 in or whatever it is for water shortage which basically means only use water when absolutely necessary.
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Edmonton has leaned left forever and it's up in the air whether Calgary is going to swing towards the NDP.

Danielle Smith is doing a great job of both alienating folks and galvanizing opposition, which is her unique skill. But Nenshi isn't some messiah figure -- a lot of people were really unhappy with him near the end of his tenure as mayor.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
It would be better to wait until they get their shit together. Plus Albertians wont like their GST going up or anything done to their Provincial taxes. Not to mention they're getting more and more Leftists and trannies from Toronto.
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No different than the 'leftists' coming from the Maritimes back in the 80s and 90s.

The big thing in AB is that the rural ridings hold a lot of sway and that won't change even if more people migrate in from out east.

The biggest issue for the conservatives are themselves for any upcoming provincial election. Nenshi is a wildcard, but if Danielle Smith is going to continue to do things like fuck with old people's pensions, etc. that could cause a swing back. But the NDP needs to win pretty much all of Edmonton and either all of Calgary or most of Calgary and some ridings in one of the smaller towns in AB which isn't as easy as you're making it to be.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
Alberta gives America their oil dirt cheap.
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Thank you 40 years of Conservative policy. And if you ask people out here, it's Trudeau Sr. and the NEP that caused all these issues.

Homofascism said:
Then why do so many Canadians threaten to flee to the US during Canadian elections?
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Because we're stupid. I only really remember this during the Harper years and that was when Dubya was in power down south. And I tend to remember it being the opposite way around (ie, Yanks moving to Canada.) Politically speaking, that's a frying pan > fire situation.
 
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Welf Welf said:
>Rick calling someone a big guy
The Plane Scene is playing out in my head, except CIA is Pat and Bane is Boomia.
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I prefer it the other way around:

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"A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!"
'No, child. He was only wondering why someone would be so delusional to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Sorry you're so stupid.'
"At least you can talk, who are you?"
'It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is the police already know who YOU are. Wait for the knock'
'No one cared who you were to you started criminally harassing me, stalker'
"If I pull that off, would you die?"
'No child, I'd spoonfeed you your own teeth'
"You're a big guy"
'Haven't gained a pound since high school, stalker'
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
'No child, you didn't catch me, I caught you! Enjoy prison'
"Well you've got yourself caught, so what's the next step of your master plan?"
'Making this Pepperoni..... With no survivors!"
 
internet friend said:
I prefer it the other way around:

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"A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!"
'No, child. He was only wondering why someone would be so delusional to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Sorry you're so stupid.'
"At least you can talk, who are you?"
'It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is the police already know who YOU are. Wait for the knock'
'No one cared who you were to you started criminally harassing me, stalker'
"If I pull that off, would you die?"
'No child, I'd spoonfeed you your own teeth'
"You're a big guy"
'Haven't gained a pound since high school, stalker'
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
'No child, you didn't catch me, I caught you! Enjoy prison'
"Well you've got yourself caught, so what's the next step of your master plan?"
'Making this Pepperoni..... With no survivors!"
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Fucking gold.
I prefer it this way too. Captures the Tomlinson rather well.
 
Don’t like 80% of Canadian faggots live within 50 miles of the USa? Easy solution - we take all of Canada except the 50 mile band of faggotry. Empty wilds with a few wild men is fine for America. We can even just call it greater Alaska or Long Maine.
 
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