💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Something Awful]

Wrong again, Rick. But your gut is. Enjoy obesity.

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[The Dog]

After looking at a few of his recent tweets, it seems he’s come up with a few more variants of, “Enjoy Prison, Stalker.” I wonder if he sits down and workshops them, trying to find the perfect combination of words that will finally own those pesky OnA/Kiwi Farms trolls. Probably spends more time on that than actual writing.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He types his catchphrases so many times in a day, I wonder if he ever gets all liquored up on an empty stomach and a fist full of adderall and practices his movie protag voice in the mirror. Remember the reloading drill video and that dumb awkward face he makes at the camera? I can see him doing that in the bathroom mirror and being all like, “you chose what happened to you next. Enjoy it. We. Will.” I bet he’s accidentally “enjoy prison”-ed at least one person irl. Pat rules.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

He's so pompous and hateful that something like Norm/11 was inevitable. Even if he hadn't tweeted anything about Norm he would have childed the wrong person someday and come to wider attention, and everything would have played out exactly as it has.

This. He was already having his car messed with and at least 1 false service call before Norm 11. The Norm version just makes him sound more sympathetic.

Would not shock me someone he did The Fatpricking to called his employers/state licensing before Norm 11 as The Fatprick sure went hard into 'making these people lose their jobs!'. Almost like he wanted others to have happen to them what had been tried with him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

After looking at a few of his recent tweets, it seems he’s come up with a few more variants of, “Enjoy Prison, Stalker.” I wonder if he sits down and workshops them, trying to find the perfect combination of words that will finally own those pesky OnA/Kiwi Farms trolls. Probably spends more time on that than actual writing.

Maybe he's gotten AI to help him. Not that he would admit it. He never admits to anything.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He never admits to anything.

He denies things. Usually just parroting whatever silly accusation the pests come up with, but sometimes he specifically denies things nobody really mentioned. It's interesting, and makes you (unlike him) think.

The anti-AI arguments from Rick have been particularly vociferous from someone who hasn't much been provoked about it ...

 

[Maude Snew]

Rickbot is glitching and thinks it's posting from the future now.

It's Fat To The Future, when he reaches 88 BMI you're gonna see some serious shit.

 

[Meriasek]

"Newspeak" – fascism employs and promotes an impoverished vocabulary in order to limit critical reasoning.

There it is, I thought all the shit about "enemy must appear strong and weak at the same time" sounded familiar. Its just 1984, stolen and made purely about fascism.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This. He was already having his car messed with and at least 1 false service call before Norm 11. The Norm version just makes him sound more sympathetic.

Would not shock me someone he did The Fatpricking to called his employers/state licensing before Norm 11 as The Fatprick sure went hard into 'making these people lose their jobs!'. Almost like he wanted others to have happen to them what had been tried with him.

Oh dude his Reddit account and I think some random forum account he had he was constantly complaining about how maga terrorists were fucking with him because he’s a poor widdle democrat. He’s been engaging in these delusions of victimhood long before norm/11

 

[FinnSven]

It's Fat To The Future, when he reaches 88 BMI you're gonna see some serious shit.

I wonder how many flying cars he will destroy due to being so fucking fat that they will crash and their motors burn out from trying to support his bulk.

 

[Ded Sert]

I decided to try out that Chinese AI, just for shits and gigles. I swear, Patposters have to be the its main users... I mean, look at how it portrayed Nikki, with almost no real description!

Spoiler: Description

An extremely obese, 44 years-old man is sitting on a couch in a dilapidated old house. He is an alcoholic, unemployed man, and he is always on his computer, tweeting non stop. His head is redish and bloated from alcohol, while his arms are thin, with very little muscular mass. He is very stupid, but has an arrogant face. On the other side of the room his wife is looking at him, with a very sad, disappointed face. She has big ears, and a pair of sunglasses resting on her head.

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it's so accurate!

 

[Pig Cannon]

After looking at a few of his recent tweets, it seems he’s come up with a few more variants of, “Enjoy Prison, Stalker.” I wonder if he sits down and workshops them, trying to find the perfect combination of words that will finally own those pesky OnA/Kiwi Farms trolls. Probably spends more time on that than actual writing.

No, little child buddy, he did not workshop them and you can tell Pat did not use AI either because AI would've gotten the grammar correct. Enjoy prison, big stalker guy.

 

[Blackhole]

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Wrong again, Rick. But your gut is. Enjoy obesity.

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All of the fat that was supposed to be in Patrick's brain went into his big manboobs and bulging gut.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I wonder if he ever gets all liquored up on an empty stomach and a fist full of adderall and practices his movie protag voice in the mirror.

He can't be taking Adderall, dem jiggly pig titties would have disappeared already.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah actually, furfags are currently having a slapfight with new FA admin over diapers and are unironically childing each other and threatening violence like fatrick lmao
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I hope these furfags do meet in real life and engage in a pathetic fight, only to be broken up by disgusted and unamused coppers.

A night for them both in the cells with some unreasonable actual criminals and thugs would be the medicine they need.

As Pat says, Enjoy Prison.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not that Patrick or the moron he retweeted know this, but there's under 5000 homeless people in Finland, a country with 5.6 million people. That's only 0.0893% of their population. Meanwhile in a country like USA that wouldn't work and has shown it wouldn't work. They also take an insane amount of money from people because Europe is a socialist shit hole that needs to be burned to the ground thanks to the state the Left have put it in.

I'd rather just do what Japan does with their homeless. Less money spent.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Not that Patrick or the moron he retweeted know this, but there's under 5000 homeless people in Finland...

Finland is also (mostly) ethnically homogenous, doesn't share a border with a failed state run by drug lords, and has its defense paid for by US taxpayers.

 

[Irish Turtle]

Would patrick get raped if he went to prison for false 911 threats?

 

[Maude Snew]

I'd rather just do what Japan does with their homeless. Less money spent.

Little baby infant child, who allowed you to have an opinion on homelessness? Sorry you're so stupid, Rick is out there every single day solving the homeless problem one pepperoni at a time, you should thank him for his service while you're enjoying prison, stalker. That's why his diet is already over.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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