💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sam Losco]

It was handled poorly but mugging the camera from the jury box was pure faggotry that people were right to distance themselves from.

Are you talking about the DUI Guy incident at the Depp trial? Because that's not what happened AT ALL. You are compelely fucking wrong. No one was "mugging the camera" from the fucking jury box, the jury box isn't on camera and if it was, DUI Guy wouldn't have been in it. He made a reaction from the galley that was seen on camera as he was in the background.

And from my memory, every account of the wedding struggle session comes from known faggot and liar Nick Rekieta and his gaggle of loyal coattail riders.

I don't recall Nick telling a struggle session story, it was Legal Mindset that talked about his struggle session with Bytes.

 

[not william stenchever]

Why does Nick act like a jilted lover?

Because he longs for Null's tender embrace.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Because he longs for Null's tender embrace.

Some people just can never get over the one who got away.

And Nick misses the deer sneeder so very much. It's super fucking gay.

 

[Melty Butter]

Now Nick is the degenerate and he has no recourse to get the crowd on his side any longer.

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Ugh, of course this mong puts two spaces between sentences.

I went back to see all of Nick's Locals comments from yesterday. Here's the entirety with some repetition of your posts.

Spoiler: Nick's Locals comments - Sept. 19, 2024

He has a big announcement™ that he's been waiting to make since Sept 11th (though nothing significant comes to my mind from that day).

So I dug around from Sept. 9-11 ITT, Aaron's, and the legal thread. It's hard to predict what will set Nick off but here are some highlights of what was going on. Bold is what seems the most likely to trigger Nick imo.

This thread:

• Backwards Internet and the "altered" clip discussion
• @3MMA Posted a quote from Rekieta: "Trying to convince someone else to 'correct the record' for an Internet audience is nonsensical"
• Ana Kasparian
• Franks hearing and Nick's hypocrisy discussion
• Nate and Kurt, and then Sean post highly critical videos of Nick's response wrt the Franks Hearing
• @Peace Through Power posted Nick's tweet implying Null and the Farms likes little boys. He further posts about the Cease & Desist wrt Aaron.
• @Not Who You Think leaned into the Nick/pedo discussion wrt the anime he likes and American Beauty
• @Balldo's Gate posted this with damning evidence from Camelot saying that it was probably NICK who sent Aaron the nudes of Kayla. BG later posts about the occurrence of the word "cuck" in Nick's stream by year.
• Gross bathroom in the 2nd house discussion

Aaron's thread (there may be errors here; the lore there is... deep):

• @MunsterCheeseJr posts clip of Aaron expecting "good news" regarding his case.
• @Guntkvd posts clip of Mersh shitting on Melton
• @Dixieland Buckaroo posts the details of the amended complaint removing the harassment paragraph from Aaron's charges
• Discussion of whether Nick or his PR team have an account and is posting on that thread. Null rings in on that issue.
• @Jungle Strike posts some gossipy receipts about Aaron's past.
• Lots of posted receipts of Melton being disgusting wrt Aaron's daughter.
• @Permanent Resident Cope posts a clip of Camelot saying Nick likely sent the nudes of Kayla to Aaron and, possibly, others.

State of MN vs Nick, Kayla, April thread:

• @Useful_Mistake posted Nick's newest filings

 

[ChromaQuack]

What's amusing is that Nick thinks he any leg to stand on when it comes to talking about bad legal takes and how mad he gets at "really bad legal analysis." Nobody here, including the lawyers that are Farmers, represent that they are experts on anything going on in Minnesota. Who cares if people's legal takes here are wrong?

Nobody here earns an income from giving legal takes to the public online, unlike a certain Balldo I could mention.

That's his ego talking, he thinks the retards here, lawyers or not somehow fail to live to his standard.

The thing is this nigga is so retarded he never noticed that initially his takes were never too relevant to his content, his 'job' as it were was translating 'lawyer to english' for the normies and picking funny lolsuits to get some drama views on top.

His takes could have been (and were) consistently wrong and while people would have given him shit even laymen understand that cases can go somewhere you don't expect real easy; his ego however could not take being wrong even when the consequences of being wrong were chat giving him a small playful ribbing in good faith.

He invented a standard in his head that was nothing but a self-imposed delusion and then spiraled when he failed to live up to that fantasy, it's quite hilarious how narcs can self-destruct like that.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So, is Nick still planning on streaming tonight, or is he going to hang out in a podophiles' chat arguing with furries again?

 

[ChromaQuack]

So, is Nick still planning on streaming tonight, or is he going to hang out in a podophiles' chat arguing with furries again?

Nick is not streaming ever again, he's too afraid.

 

[thebigdream]

I hear the Honorable Judge Pussy Liquor is a big fan of The Steel Toe Morning Show. She's doing the right thing.

Find someone in Minnesota who isn't a fan of the The Toe, I'll wait. Even Rekieta was so star struck that he offered up his wife.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

So, is Nick still planning on streaming tonight, or is he going to hang out in a podophiles' chat arguing with furries again?

Nah he won't stream. I doubt he even remembered making the comment till he read his thread today.

He routinely drops I'm going to stream on 'whatever day' in low traffic places to get some heat off his back. This includes Locals and random YT chats. Until you see an announcement on X, it is not going to happen. If he makes a Xeet more than 6 hours before the start it's still 50/50. An hour before the xeet time it will probably happen.

He already gets railroaded on his xeets about being a cuck. I don't think the YT janny's brooms are strong enough for the sweeping these days.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

That's his ego talking, he thinks the retards here, lawyers or not somehow fail to live to his standard.

The thing is this nigga is so retarded he never noticed that initially his takes were never too relevant to his content, his 'job' as it were was translating 'lawyer to english' for the normies and picking funny lolsuits to get some drama views on top.

His takes could have been (and were) consistently wrong and while people would have given him shit even laymen understand that cases can go somewhere you don't expect real easy; his ego however could not take being wrong even when the consequences of being wrong were chat giving him a small playful ribbing in good faith.

He invented a standard in his head that was nothing but a self-imposed delusion and then spiraled when he failed to live up to that fantasy, it's quite hilarious how narcs can self-destruct like that.

I actually lean more on believing the story that he knows he is garbage and doesnt know what else to do while hitting himself on the face when he argued with our wife about his streaming career. So I do believe he is riding this out on a hail mary gamble rather than thinking he is actually right in the law since he knows the worst outcome is still not prison and actually rids him of his kids.

Also I dont believe that nick was a dindu nuffin during the dui and legal bytes kerfuffle. 100% confident that he did some wormtongue shit in the background. No way he does the "i dont like drama but i constantly bring it up on my solo streams" and not fuck with the drama in the DMs.

 

[RotPockets]

Could ‘Court Appointed Cuckold’ and ‘Local Informant’ be added to his placard of shame? I think it would be so “funny” and “weird” if the next coke dealer that searches Nick’s name might potentially deny him service. Gape Ape on the other hand is much more ‘service oriented’ so Lord Balldo will enjoy limply watching that shit regardless.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And from my memory, every account of the wedding struggle session comes from known faggot and liar Nick Rekieta and his gaggle of loyal coattail riders. The “Legalbytes/Hoeg Law Betrayal Saga” hits all the same notes of people not wanting to huff Nick’s farts and getting incinerated for it.

I don't recall Nick telling a struggle session story, it was Legal Mindset that talked about his struggle session with Bytes.

Legal Mindset falls under the "gaggle of loyal coattail riders", however much he isn't part of that now (not that there's much of a gaggle anymore)

Don't tell me that wasn't coordinated in DMs.

Also I dont believe that nick was a dindu nuffin during the dui and legal bytes kerfuffle. 100% confident that he did some wormtongue shit in the background. No way he does the "i dont like drama but i constantly bring it up on my solo streams" and not fuck with the drama in the DMs.

Correct.

That's what made 2023 great since he tried pulling the same thing but with himself playing both roles since he didn't have any little minions to send after his rivals, leading to him screaming at Eric July in between hoping he makes a million dollars.

Nick is a faggot and how he treated people was wrong, but bitching about DUI Guy making a face is also top tier faggotry and someone was taking herself way too serious to be on the internet. Imagine insisting on behaving like a stuck up 18th century nobleman while couch commenting on a legal case on the internet in the 21st century.

He was attention-seeking to force himself into a viral moment, which worked.

So I dug around from Sept. 9-11 ITT, Aaron's, and the legal thread. It's hard to predict what will set Nick off but here are some highlights of what was going on. Bold is what seems the most likely to trigger Nick imo.

Great roundup, but you'd probably be better off looking at what was on sale at Pure Pleasure that week.

With nearly 3.5 weeks with no stream there's a decent chance at this point that he simply doesn't stream ever again, and therefore never makes this HUGE personal announcement. I really don't get why he doesn't stream regularly without talking about his case, but I think he's completely unable to stream about non-Nick topics if that means not "correcting the record".

 

[AnOminous]

"Yeah, my intro I played before every stream mentioned that I run a law firm in central Minnesota. Ever hear of advertising? You're all stupid! (Almost as stupid as the average black person)"

It was NEVER a law channel. It was always a BALLDO and a CUCK channel. You are just stupid that you didn't realize it was always a channel about being a complete and utter cuck, sucking dicks, and being gay.

You look so stupid right now.

Ultimately even if you construct the perfect gotcha he'll either give you a copout non-answer or he'll just deny reality and lie to your face. The only way to deal with someone like this is call him a faggot and move on.

Ultimately, you can piss in his face. And what can he do about it? NOTHING!

That is how weak he is.

Nick is a cuck. A cuck is the weakest thing in the world. You can fuck his wife in front of him. He can do nothing about it. In fact, he gets off on his own weakness. That's what a cuck does. Nick is a CUCK.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

He may actually start calling it a swingers (cuck) channel at this point. He’s been increasingly open about what he let Aaron do to his wife.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Some people just can never get over the one who got away.

And Nick misses the deer sneeder so very much. It's super fucking gay.

It's a common thing for people who completely decimate their lives to look back and realize that sometimes the people who were telling you you're a fucking retard and get your priorities straight really did mean the best for you. Being surrounded by sycophants and enablers becomes its own sort of perpetual Hell.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does Nick act like a jilted lover?

Because he's a CUCK.

Nick is not streaming ever again, he's too afraid.

We have so totally owned this weak fag pussy to the point he is terrified to stream. He is literally too weak and cowardly ever to stream again. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

We rule. We have totally owned and forced that worthless coward and faggot to cuck to us and never stream again. We OWN him.

 

[Swole McPole]

Rekieta's first message in Melton's live chat (sent before the stream actually started, since he was sitting in chat waiting for it to start) was reminiscing about the good times.

If I'm the judge in Aaron's case and his lawyer brings it to my attention that Rekieta is hanging out on the streams of a guy who's making lewd comments about Aaron's daughter, I'd just be taking the view that all these people are scum, that if Kayla wasn't a grade A slag married to a retarded cuck, Aaron wouldn't have her nudes to be showing to his retarded chums and that all these losers are just wasting the court's time with their retarded petty in-fighting.

I'd take a particularly dim view of the whole business given that Rekieta claims to be some kind of lawyer -- even if he's never had any kind of meaningful practice. I'd be like, where does this cunt think he is? The Jerry Springer Show?

Patrick Melton has now disabled the live chat replay.

I'm betting this is at Rekieta's request.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm betting this is at Rekieta's request.

Imagine being a crying cuck so desperate to hide your feeble reply guy chats that you beg a fat pedophile to make them secret.

What a sad kid diddler. What normal person would do this?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Imagine being a crying cuck so desperate to hide your feeble reply guy chats that you beg a fat pedophile to make them secret.

What a sad kid diddler. What normal person would do this?

"I am not a cuck, I have never cried. I wish I had feeble reply guy chats to hide. I never asked him to make anything secret, I just wanted him to know.
I have never diddled any kids. I am a very normal person."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It turns out the search phrase "balldo nick rekieta" has taken top spot on Google search suggestions after typing in the search term "balldo"



I would like to warn people NOT to click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button after typing in the search term "Balldo".

The below video is NOT NSFW, but is extremely disturbing. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised.