📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

Or maybe pick up a hobby, like crochet or cooking.

Bad news.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The average troon who is actually making an effort to pass will spend many thousands in the endeavor, fall short of whatever lofty ideal they had in their mind, and then spend many thousands more in the belief that a third pass at FFS or whatever will be the final piece that makes everything fall in to place.

Best example of this is the troon in Barbie itself. He's clearly spent a lot of money and time in his transition, but the second you see him next to other women or hear him speak it's "lol, tranny."

Fastest way to know if you should throw a resume in the proverbial bin is if the person writes down or says two words "Preferred Pronouns".

A close friend is on a hiring committee right now for a highly sought-after tech position (think 700+ applicants in one day of posting the position). The whole panel of interviewers agreed to just auto-filter out anyone with pronouns on their resume or LinkedIn. Made my heart happy to hear.

Adding: @The Lawgiver idk if you can fairly compare the prostate with the appendix, unless appendixes are erogenous zones and no one ever told me.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Monstrous Bubo Productions present Monstrous Mysteries #02: The shrinking circle.

Inspector Bubo is called to two separate crime scenes, with two different victims. One, a strikingly homosexual man, suddenly discovers himself utterly resistible to the men who formerly courted him. The other, a ladies’ man, is disturbed by a chill in his formerly warm relationships with friends and family. Others have been left baffled by these seemingly random crimes. Can Inspector Bubo discover the hidden clues that bind together these two men?

Victim 1


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Spoiler: WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT crime scene photo

Victim 2


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Spoiler: full victim statement and crime scene photo

The last 3 people ive let in on my journey have been incredibly disappointing. I’ve been made incredibly uncomfortable with inappropriate questions and comments. I’ve been informed of someone’s “very well informed opinion” of trans people without even having a discussion with me. I’ve been exposed to an unconsidered cis male perspective (Joe Rogan energy), and told I’d be an embarrassment to be seen in public with.

None of these people did any research on queer or trans perspectives. The science was ignored, in favour of the gospel of the manosphere. One or these peoples children called while on speaker phone and said they were embarrassed because they didn’t realise my wife was married to “A ‘they’.”
There’s a lot of “cut them out, you don’t need their negative energy” in response to posts like this, and while drawing boundaries around what is acceptable is important… this stuff hurts.

I’ve been managing difficult emotions for more than a week, and I couldn’t even bring myself to present as I feel inside because of the hurt and sadness I’ve felt as a result of these most recent interactions.

Cut them out? Sure, but these are people who I thought cared about me. Who would work to look past society’s nonsense and see me, the person they’re grown to love, first. There are things about these people my wife and I love. It’s very hard to just “cut them out”.

The reality is, this is messy, it’s painful, it’s difficult and it’s not really anyone’s fault. I’m being courageous and putting myself out there, and challenging some dusty opinions that have not been borne from critical thinking. And as such, I’ve felt rejected.

But the real issue here, is not that they’ve rejected me; it’s that they’re not sought a different perspective to see if there’s a possibility they could understand my world a bit better, and therefore help me to fit into theirs. Instead, they’ve brought a box that they’ve put all of their world views in, and they’re trying to force me into it. “Nope” they say. “Doesn’t work. Easier just to leave you out.”

Yes, boundaries, yes, find my tribe. But also yes, this hurts. And it’s ok that it hurts. We do deserve better than this, but perhaps first we have to go through this first. And pushing people away is too simple; but also, keeping people around with unexamined positions on trans people is, evidently, a mental health hazard.

I guess I’ll just keep pulling the arm on this roulette of acceptance and keep praying for the jack pot.

Spoiler: Inspector Bubo on the case!

Monstrous Mysteries #01: The transphobic twentysomethings

 

[Fapcop]

That scene with Aragorn as he's dying, and asks Aragorn to save his people is a bonafide mans man moment. Tolkien fought in some of the worst and bloodiest battles in human history, the Somme, Ypres, he knew what brotherhood and friendship forged through hardship was.
Its partly what I find so fucking gross and offensive when faggots try to turn Frodo and Samwise into a pair of sodomites, purient fucks with their minds in the gutter totally miss the whole point of the Ringbearers story.

Took the words right out of my mouth there.

I fucking hate how they (especially pooners I reckon) took a story of brotherhood, friendship in war and male friendship and transformed it into some degenerate, fag, fap-story.

Frodo and Sam has a unique bond, but despite the fact that Sam gets fucking married with kids, they try to fag them up.

And it’s not just LOTR for that matter, though that one cuts deep. Almost any story about male platonic love and brotherhood has to get homoed up, because like Tolkien said: Evil can not create. Only twist what good has created.

Spoiler

And yeah, Boromir was a good egg. Add to that that he wanted approval from his mentally ill dead who treated him like shit. His brother was also a good dude.

 

[Chandelier]

So this is basically a butch-looking woman (since she hasn't taken T for so long, she's probaby didn't manage to fuck up het body that much yet) who exclusively had unprotected buttsex with men and is now surprised that she got pregnant...? Honestly, with how dumb those people are, I'd even believe that she was having proper sex and just didn't think that she would get knocked up

To a pooner, "gay sex" is just heterosexual sex. They don't like being reminded of their female bodies, so they just detach genitalia from sex. That's why they say, "genitalia doesn't equal gender" and why they also say that men can have vaginas and that it's "gay sex" if the vagina receiving the penis is a "man's vagina". When you ask how the fuck they are getting pregnant on gay sex, they throw a tantrum and lecture you on how you just don't understand that genitalia =/= gender. They tend to get very snarky when you point out that genitalia is tied to sex, such as "lmao it doesn't mean anything boo, you're just a TERF."

 

[Cuckoman]

Yes, he was born like that. I believe his given name is Gabriel. No idea what made him troon out, but he's one of very few troons who was legitimately given a shit hand of cards by life itself.

It's amazing how much he can actually do. Here's a vid of him cooking.

I would not eat that. That shit looks like something KingCobra would cook.
Though, props to him for doing it being a nugget. Now KingCobra, what is your excuse?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Ok pooners listen up, I just conducted a small poll of XY individuals and the answers were "on your daughter's wedding day" "the scene at the end of Return of the King with Aragorn and the hobbits"

"My friends, you bow to no-one".

You idiot I'm not crying you're crying I just had a bad reaction to the popcorn

 

[Fapcop]

Fellow men, what do you call your periods? Sorry, MAN-periods?



“Yo broski, don’t mind my dude Noah… He’s just having his boy drip out the front hole!”

And another pooner L:


Why yes, I’m sure everyone looks nervously at each other when the lil’ dood raises his voice! Furniture might go flying and vaginas may be raped at by moment!

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Women could theoretically fuck someone without even being "horny". Men that want to defy nature would need to shamefully look their doctor in the eyes and say "I can't perform at will anymore, I need the blue pills, doc."

Except, you still need to be horny. The blue pills don't just give you an erection without psychological stimulation.

 

[BBW Hunter]

I don't even understand the sign

It says "Trans Autistic Not" so I think its like how on Waynes World where they'd say something and then modify what they said to mean the opposite by adding the word "not" to the end.

"Sure Garth, I'd love to eat a sandwich made out of shit.... NOOOOT!!!"

It makes sense that they'd invoke Waynes World since many trannys look like Wayne and Garth.

 

[the inconfident]

Why yes, I’m sure everyone looks nervously at each other when the lil’ dood raises his voice! Furniture might go flying and vaginas may be raped at by moment!

They are so delusional on this looking-manly bullshit that they just can't differentiate social awkwardness with being a man.
Little pooner, you are not and never will be the Dangerous Man. You are just annoying or social awkward.
People pity you. People get disgusted by you. Not scared.

 

[Fapcop]

Except, you still need to be horny. The blue pills don't just give you an erection without psychological stimulation.

Eh… Not true. Not in all cases anyways.

Spoiler

A little power leveling here, but when I was young and dumb I went to Burgerland and hopped across the border to Tijuana. They sell Viagra otc there to all the tourists, so out of curiosity I bought a couple.
More curiosity made me take one, because “Gee, wonder if it really works?!”
TLDR: Spent 3-4 hours with a giant boner not being able to fall asleep because of said boner.

 

[Baumstriezel]

Victim 2


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As a fellow troon forensic scientist, I would like to add my analysis of Victim 2’s statement to the case file:

total word count: 432
of which:
I’ve: 6
me: 6
my: 5
hurts (referring to self): 3
References to other people’s feelings (not assumptions): 0

 

[Syikeblade]

So close to getting it, they don't want reality getting in the way of their fantasies.



Link here

This comment is funny

"It's disheartening how many people have the bio essentialist view that we aren't women, so most men will not have anything to do with us on principle. That and they just don't like dick. So yeah our dating pool is quite small compared to cis people. I'd rather be upfront about being trans and get it out of the way first thing, but that has major downsides."

 

[PedalTwo]

I don't even understand the sign

The cardboard is bent but it says “Confused” at the bottom

 

[MaximKnight76]

So close to getting it, they don't want reality getting in the way of their fantasies.

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Link here

This comment is funny

"It's disheartening how many people have the bio-essentialist view that we aren't women, so most men will not have anything to do with us on principle. That and they just don't like dick. So yeah our dating pool is quite small compared to cis people. I'd rather be upfront about being trans and get it out of the way first thing, but that has major downsides."

What is with this "bio essentialist" BS it is a new buzzword.

 

[ssaneenah]

So close to getting it, they don't want reality getting in the way of their fantasies.

Surprised he found someone to talk to on Omegle. The last few times I’ve been there it was mostly a bunch of dudes masturbating on camera while waiting for a pretty girl to join. I guess the guy was so horny he couldn’t tell a difference between a woman and a tranny.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Why yes, I’m sure everyone looks nervously at each other when the lil’ dood raises his voice!

She is just the wrong kind of dangerous, unpredictable and unhinged. Women like dangerous men, some to the point of all out hybristophilia, but most just like the thought of a man being able to deliver violence if needed, at least subconsciously.I don't think any girl is grabbing the pooners arm when walking outside at night.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

What is with this "bio essentialist" BS it is a new buzzword.

Yep it's a new buzzword. Biology matters and even the most delusional trans activists have to acknowledge it sometimes. Even when they don't wanna or it makes them look bad. Many are willing to humor trannies but most just refuse to play along about oblivious biological differences if it touches something they care about.

I only date real women, regardless of identity biological males have inherent advantage in sports, there needs to be an option for same sex intimate care and so on.

Trannies tried to play biology down as meaningless but have been loosing that fight pretty hard lately. So have opted to a new tactic. Yes the differences exists but paying attention to them is evil and you aren't evil are you? It would a shame if I need to cancel you (pay no attention that leftist cancel culture is becoming less effective).

 

[Otterly]

Victim 1

Ankle deep in trash.