UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Cubanodun said:
if the thing pass he get insta kicked out of the presidency
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"IF" it passes. Zero chance, the Maduro will not be churroed.

But still, Edmundo must be shitting diamonds right now. "What if they actually topple Maduro and I have to come back and run that shithole?"
Furiously googling "Can I work remotely as a head of state?" but because he's doing it in spanish only getting results about landscaping.

Cubanodun said:
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I'll translate.
"Freedom loving": Love freedom, so already fled communism.
"Stay tuned..."/"More to follow": The banana republic full of spineless cucks will be providing more entertainment for those not stuck on that sinking ship. So watch his twitter for more hilarity as the election is stolen and no one inside the country does anything, the guy who won cashes in his chips for an all-expenses paid trip to spain, and the country is run further into the ground by communism.
 
Ghostse said:
"IF" it passes. Zero chance, the Maduro will not be churroed.
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Is not Maduro, is Petro

Ghostse said:
"Stay tuned..."/"More to follow": The banana republic full of spineless cucks will be providing more entertainment for those not stuck on that sinking ship. So watch his twitter for more hilarity as the election is stolen and no one inside the country does anything, the guy who won cashes in his chips for an all-expenses paid trip to spain, and the country is run further into the ground by communism.
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They put a website where there is a timer of 1 week, this is stupid
 
Now maria corina is calling for dance therapy sessions In spain? Wtf? Why even? . Just end the cringe and gtfo too already.

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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
It isn't even funny cringe, its just cringe cringe
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The cope is everywhere, they really believed something was going to happen before January. the most probably thing that happened was that he saw nothing was going to happen because the rest of the continent are absolutely useless and leaved, people to this day is bitching that he did not sign as "Elected President"

The best part is Maria Corina trapped herself here, if she leaves the entire grift goes down but knowing she is a asset of Maduro she is just going to pretend she is getting pursued until the year ends
 
Cubanodun said:
They put a website where there is a timer of 1 week, this is stupid
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AHahahahahha oh god that is so fucking gay. Erik Prince trying to save Venezuela by attempting to out cringe the entire nation that is having its election disregarded by the commies in charge. I think the task is impossible but gawd damn that guy is pulling hard. Lol.

So place your bets. What lame fuck gay shit will be unleashed by Blackwater in a week?

Sam Hyde's Fishtank, but its an entire country?

Erik Prince announcing that since Maduro, the unchurroable master of time and space, moved Christmas to October 1 he was going to move April Fools Day to Sept 15 - and just punked an entire (lame, gay) country?

Announce of a price on Maduro's head of an entire pallet of Charmin Ultrasoft?

AI Maduro porn site?

Cubanodun said:
The rampant xenophobia against us is not because of racism is because most of us are worse than argentinians
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Whoa whoa whoa I know you country is full of buckbroke cucks but lets not go crazy here.
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Cubanodun said:
The rampant xenophobia against us is not because of racism is because most of us are worse than argentinians
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Well Yeah we get a respite from populist bullshit every 8-12 years, sadly after the time is up is back to everyone thinking peronism will work this time.


Also pls maduro, build a wall to keep your people in so I won't have to hear chileans bitching anymore.
 
Cubanodun said:
The cope is everywhere, they really believed something was going to happen before January. the most probably thing that happened was that he saw nothing was going to happen because the rest of the continent are absolutely useless and leaved, people to this day is bitching that he did not sign as "Elected President"

The best part is Maria Corina trapped herself here, if she leaves the entire grift goes down but knowing she is a asset of Maduro she is just going to pretend she is getting pursued until the year ends
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Leaving to the golden exile after some dance therapy was always the plan. I think Edmundo might have accelerated things and negotiated on his own though, there's no honor among thieves.

In month and a half. The iron lady's balance is a live with Divaza and a concert with dangerhairs in Miami. She broke all the cringe records. To think she was hyped for years as the most radical and "not like other MUDs"

BlazikenLover said:
Well Yeah we get a respite from populist bullshit every 8-12 years, sadly after the time is up is back to everyone thinking peronism will work this time.


Also pls maduro, build a wall to keep your people in so I won't have to hear chileans bitching anymore.
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The jew you guys voted in said all venezuelans all welcomed and can go to argentina. He is opening the borders and facilitating legalization process for venezuelans including the undocumented.

You are about to get culturally enriched.

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Get ready
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
In month and a half. The iron lady's balance is a live with Divaza and a concert with dangerhairs in Miami. She broke all the cringe records. To think she was hyped for years as the most radical and "not like other MUDs"
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Wait until they hit the week and immediately forget the Blackwater guy actually made deals with Delcy some time ago

People is still furious that Edmundo has not appeared to say anything because "muh regulations of Spain", HQ is just getting tired of people screaming at them and just decided to let it pass because without results nothing they say will matter, Maria corina is wary to ask for more marching protests because people is tired of risking their lives for nothing

The ultimatum is, get him out or get the Guaido treatment

Edit: Guaido treatment it is, she is grasping any straw she can

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Again, the savior will not come from the opposition. No outsider wants to willingly step in the crab pot because we've seen how that ends. This is going to only end in your graves or through blood.

And at this point It's going to be the former since apparently a grueling and painful death held off by eating cats and sitting there as your muscles get dissolved to weather one more day with nothing is better for the masses than a quick one via naruto running to the armory after fighting a fat scared bully who lost to stone age societies with rifles used in both World Wars.

Ceausescu's Romania figured it out. Tsarist Russia figured it out. Bourbon France figured it out.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Leaving to the golden exile after some dance therapy was always the plan. I think Edmundo might have accelerated things and negotiated on his own though, there's no honor among thieves.

In month and a half. The iron lady's balance is a live with Divaza and a concert with dangerhairs in Miami. She broke all the cringe records. To think she was hyped for years as the most radical and "not like other MUDs"


The jew you guys voted in said all venezuelans all welcomed and can go to argentina. He is opening the borders and facilitating legalization process for venezuelans including the undocumented.

You are about to get culturally enriched.

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Get ready
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Yes am aware and I hate it (despite liking Milei) my only solace about this is that jail and deportation will be options now if foreigners get too uppity.
Another thing I wanted to mention: ever since last year I have seen an increasing amount of leftists and (unironic) commies openly bashing venezuelans immigrants, they're same guys who were denouncing xenophobia and racism will now openly tell all venecos to fuck off for daring to discourage people from voting the other candidate, who got money and an endorsememt from Maduro, on last year's election.
That said I was told by a venezuelan not to be fooled by stuff like that and that there are still a lot of them who dislike Maduro but love Chavez. Guess it is a classic case of loving the shithead who brought q "golden age" and hating his equally shithead succesor who was unable to keep an unsustainable prosperity going on.
 
BlazikenLover said:
still a lot of them who dislike Maduro but love Chavez.
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JAJAJAJAJA NO, the great majority of these fucks are scum like Winston Vallenilla that saw they could not leech more money out of the government but are to scared to lose their properties here so they use that excuse to disavow Maduro without losing their privileges
 
The Guaido 2.0 fashion route continues.

This time she is glaming it up with podcast star Jordi Wild. Because speaking with influencers is 100 times more important than actually doing something useful. Meanwhile the people that got jailed for protesting remain rotting their dungeons being raped by señor SEBIN.

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