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AfghanBlue said:
Weirdly enough the only other person who has ever asked me anything similar was a case worker type person
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One thing to remember is how many troons 'n' pooners are chronically ill, or trying to be. Caseworkers and receptionists and anyone at all Behavioral are going to be extra wary of setting off the gendies, especially at the beginning of a business relationship. Nobody wants to be yelled at, and at the moment, HR and management are on the side of the TQ+.

So they were more scared of you than you were of them, but in a gender way.

It still sucks.

Farmer Jon said:
Come on! I don't wanna be a stupid boring straight! I just wanna be cool! Gender-cool!
So much for acting like this shit is innate and not lonely people seeking an in group.
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"Hey, you know something, people? I'm not black, But there's a whole lots a times I wish I could say I'm not white."

Quiet part out loud again. Usually it's a fetish, but for some people it's a fad.

monstrous bubo said:
I have no idea why any woman would object to this person in the changing room

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OK, this goofball gets partial credit for dressing his age, but it's still an eerie effect. You think it's going to be a modern grandma with post-menopausal fat distribution, but he has the face of a cartoon turtle. And also weird breasts, but that's really not the most striking thing.
 
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LMAO even!

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Aaaand another midget sized lil’ dood.

I’m not trying to give any good ideas to degenerate chasers, but if you told these chicks that science shows that intravaginal semen injections are proven to make women taller, they’d probably buy it.
 
Farmer Jon said:
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She couldn't even bother for fucks sake.
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Come on! I don't wanna be a stupid boring straight! I just wanna be cool! Gender-cool!
So much for acting like this shit is innate and not lonely people seeking an in group.
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Who the fuck assumes a theater girl is gay? The guys are gay, the girl are just theater girls.
I swear this happens because kids and teens sometimes don't actually know what words mean. They just picked up on the meme "theater kids are gay" and because gay now, for some reason, encompasses both lesbians and gays, they misconstrued that and went with it - not like they would care if they got a reaction out of it either way.
Shit's gotten sooo stoopid. But I guess the weird girls in theater might now as well be pooners... so maybe it's rooted in observable truth now.
But back in my day those girls were precocious, 100% straight girls who wanted to be ogled for being pretty on stage.
Nobody thought theater was for butch lesbians and girls who wanted to be doods. Fuck this bizarro timeline.
 
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To be fair, there are plenty of straight people identifying as gender specials simply because being a straight person in a straight relationship just isn't quirky enough.
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I just wonder if the guys really call themselves "genderqueer" and "demi boy" or if they just go along with whatever their retard girlfriends tell them. Also, I always wonder who puts up with that shit in a relationship, can't they do better? Is this the only way they can get some pussy? I'll have to assume everyone mentioned here is buttugly.
 
Made this post for the Rogue Internet Man thread, but it's an obscure and dead thread about a specific incident that happened long ago, and I think this is funny enough that it deserves to be seen, and it qualifies as a tranny L (and W, because 100 bucks):

A funny thing happened in Rogue's stream last night.

For the last few months, they were planning a little contest:
The Ugliest Viewer Competition

Viewers could send their photos, holding a hand-written sign about the contest, to make sure no one sent someone else's picture. Participants would consent to be displayed publicly and roasted by the hosts and the chat. The one voted the ugliest would win 100 bucks and a caricature by Asterisk (cohost and artist for the channel).

You can watch it here:

Now, the funny thing, spoilers below, in case you care about spoilers for something like this for some fucking reason.

There were 15 entrants, most of them being just very normal people who would benefit from going to a barber or hairdresser. The standouts were a normal but fat lady with a gap on her front teeth, several guys with no life behind their eyes, a woman clearly trying to look conspicuous with bright and very straight orange hair, a somewhat muscular guy they speculated would be an abusive cop, and a guy that looked like Chris from Family Guy, and a swarthy hairy guy that everyone agreed was a Mongolian something or other. Frankly, no one was really that ugly.
The last one, however, was a Gomer Pyle (from Full Metal Jacket) looking entity whose sign read:
JEWISH TRANNY

One of the hosts asked something like "from what to to what", because really, you could tell me it's a trooner or a pooner and I'd believe you either way.

Obviously, JEWISH TRANNY won.

WITH 41% OF THE VOTES

Meme magic is real.
 
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>didnt raise my voice
yes sure, pressing X to doubt here.

monstrous bubo said:
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form the looks of how flabby he is, im willing to bet the only exercise he is doing at the Y is the arm exercise he gets jerking off to the women in the changing room. nobody who works out is that flabby.

Princess Squish'ems said:
So manly.
I'd totally want to boff a "man" who bawled about, what? Did the girl/boyfriend call the pooner a woman? If so, good.
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im willing to be that since they were intimate when the guy said it, he probably mentioned something about her pussy and it set her off. dood that pussy nice.

just a random thought, anyone think that maybe bmj isnt saying he will fuck a dude but instead he will fuck a dood?

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Aaaand another midget sized lil’ dood.

I’m not trying to give any good ideas to degenerate chasers, but if you told these chicks that science shows that intravaginal semen injections are proven to make women taller, they’d probably buy it.
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sad to see how many 16-17 pooners there are. really is the current social contagion for teenage girls isnt it? can we go back to when 16 year old girls would go emo instead of going pooner?
 
Fapcop said:
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Aaaand another midget sized lil’ dood.

I’m not trying to give any good ideas to degenerate chasers, but if you told these chicks that science shows that intravaginal semen injections are proven to make women taller, they’d probably buy it.
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Lil pooner could've just chosen something more macho like Anthony or Marco or Romeo but she chooses to fucking call herself Nill lmao. You know what they say, denial is a river in Egypt!
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
>didnt raise my voice
yes sure, pressing X to doubt here.



form the looks of how flabby he is, im willing to bet the only exercise he is doing at the Y is the arm exercise he gets jerking off to the women in the changing room. nobody who works out is that flabby.



im willing to be that since they were intimate when the guy said it, he probably mentioned something about her pussy and it set her off. dood that pussy nice.

just a random thought, anyone think that maybe bmj isnt saying he will fuck a dude but instead he will fuck a dood?



sad to see how many 16-17 pooners there are. really is the current social contagion for teenage girls isnt it? can we go back to when 16 year old girls would go emo instead of going pooner?
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The current epidemic of poonerism is nothing more than the genocide of tomboys. Just 10 years ago if you liked skateboards & baggy jeans as a girl you were a tomboy, now it means that you have to slice your forearm to make a rotdog, shoot up the wrong hormones before shooting up a school. Maybe the world really did end in 2012 and this is just hell
 
Geraldine said:
:winner: That one.
Just gotta share this non-binary selfie cutie.
Why should I be the only one to suffer? :lit:
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I pray to the gods that the boys are saying anything to their crazed GFs to get laid and keep the peace. If they're sincerely buying the genderspecial bullshit, the future of Western civilization looks grim.

As to Miss Technicolor LookitMe there, that's what you get when society has defined deviancy down to almost rock bottom and a subversive subculture has embraced noxious artificiality and death as an aesthetic. A chartreus haired They/Them button wearing fat chick taking selfies of herself in pretty corpse make up wearing a seizure inducing shirt. With pearls to clutch, natch.

To her credit though, it looks like she made the shirt. (Or to be exact, she reworked a sort of babydoll dress she made into the shirt.) The fabric pattern is called "Savanna Swirl". It's considered an "African" pattern.
 
Snack Cracker said:
erently.
As it was, I was with family and didn’t want
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nothing outside the text said:
To be fair, there are plenty of straight people identifying as gender specials simply because being a straight person in a straight relationship just isn't quirky enough.
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Jesus fuck, it's the San Fransisco Ultraqueer Brigade from that episode of Rick and Steve! All we need is a wo/man with a beard to start screaming 'I am not a stereotype!!' and run around until its head explodes.

If that show were done again today you KNOW they would be poking fun at trannies and getting cancelled. Another victim of the current age.
 
Aunt Carol said:
but for some people it's a fad.
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Reading the post about retards descibing themselves and their partners as pan-this, demi-that, I got a huge flashback to the Harry Potter fandom.

Back in the day, long before the series was even complete, I remember groups of kids who'd have entire conversations in the same vein, but instead of 'I'm an afab demi-boy and my partner is a pan cis man' it was 'I'm a muggle-born Slytherin dating a pureblood Ravenclaw' and so on.

I miss those times, because while everyone was still retarded, they limited their autism to merch. Now it's merch with a side of insurance-covered self-mutilation.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
pray to the gods that the boys are saying anything to their crazed GFs to get laid and keep the peace. If they're sincerely buying the genderspecial bullshit, the future of Western civilization looks grim.
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All the they/them males I’ve known irl definitely seemed to be doing it for their girlfriends. Same with the men who dated enby girls (when nb is not present they referred to her as “my girlfriend” etc).

Wonder if there have been dramatic crying Reddit posts about “mutual friend reported that my boyfriend genders me when I’m not around”. Almost certainly there has been.
 
Hassou Tobi said:
Wonder if there have been dramatic crying Reddit posts about “mutual friend reported that my boyfriend genders me when I’m not around”. Almost certainly there has been.
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Definitely. We've seen pooner and enby reeing over misgendering and other thoughtcrimes by BFs and GFs and their friends all the time. I recall some pooner gal snooped her BF's private online communications and was so shocked and sickened by what he was saying to his pals about her. And of course she was asking the Reddit hive mind if she should confront him over it. Kek.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
I recall some pooner gal snooped her BF's private online communications and was so shocked and sickened by what he was saying to his pals about her. And of course she was asking the Reddit hive mind if she shoul confront him over it. Kek.
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Yeah I remember that one too. What really grinds my gears is how these fucking reddit spastics have no life or problem solving skills whatsoever. Always coming crawling to Reddit for those updoots and encouragement to be as retardet as possible..

And with the tranny shenanigans it just got worse because these are the creme of the crop in regards of perpetual victimhood. AND they are to stoopid to think for themselves. The hivemind is always right.
 
BTS4Lyfe said:
Yeah I remember that one too. What really grinds my gears is how these fucking reddit spastics have no life or problem solving skills whatsoever. Always coming crawling to Reddit for those updoots and encouragement to be as retardet as possible..

And with the tranny shenanigans it just got worse because these are the creme of the crop in regards of perpetual victimhood. AND they are to stoopid to think for themselves. The hivemind is always right.
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It’s a backwards high trust/low trust world they live in. The people who know you best and care about you the most in your real 3D life are the first to be suspicious of, disbelieved and discarded. Especially when anonymous words or updoots on a screen tell you to. Alienating, crazy shit.
 
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