🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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rexxon_tillerson said:
if we're grading josh's songs on a curve. the school shooting song is easily his best work
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Definitely one of the greats.

"Fuck mass shootings."
"Teacher protect those students from the killer."
"Fuck your mass shooting you dirty fucking coward piece of shit, how would you feel if it happened to someone you care about?"

You're my hero Cobes. Never change. 9/10, could use more Dani Filth screeches though.
 
I'm really enjoying Bullets in The Wall, a King Cobra JFS remix of Brick in the Wall. No, seriously.

Joking aside, do you think Cobra uses edit software? Somehow, I imagine he plays an mp3 and sings over it.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
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I'm fucking stuck at 7. I hoped it was something like his CashApp when Cobra showed his card on livestream, but I can't figure it out.

It was still pretty fun though, thanks. Also I like how both variants of number 5 are possible.

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Shiverpeaks said:
Just because people are already doing things doesn't mean you should suggest they do something else. The discussion has been on how dangerous it can be, how it can kill you and that Walmart stock it and can doordash it. If you can't tell the difference between that and discussing what's happened then you're as retarded as the Dark lord himself.

We're here to laugh at Josh for being retarded but feeding his glass punchers new ways to fuck with him makes you part of the glass puncher problem. These people aren't very smart or very original. If you give them a bunch of instructions they will follow them causing more harm than if you hadn't mentioned any of that in the thread.


Isn't criminal stuff mostly the younger audience? I don't think it's adults doing swattings and other really illegal stuff. Marty is an exception but he's a fucking idiot.
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oh fuck off
 
Jobama said:
He is the funniest man alive.
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The comedic timing in this is incredible.
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It’s up there with some of the best cobies quotes. He’s actually giving decently sound advice and then comes completely out of left field with the absolute worst possible example. Like Jesus Christ cobra just listen to yourself. I really want to take a collection of cobra quotes, tell them they’re from random tiktokers, read them back to him and get him to react and say wether or not he thinks it’s sounds like it makes sense. Then at the end I’d reveal that all the quotes were things that he said.
 
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It looks like he dyed his goatee with Vanta Black :story:

e. I just watched the video. The new song is amazing! Cobra is such a great outsider musician. I think my favourite is the Slim Shady one 'Without King Cobra'. I have to really finish transcribing the lyrics from that one. It's a riot.

e2. I would love to see Cobra get his hands on an MPC.
 
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