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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%

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At best Jack is a useful idiot. And just like commies and their agitators, when Trump establishes his right wing death squads in January Jack is going to be one of the first against a wall.
Isn't there a previous video of Trump publicly making fun of a guy (journalist?) with arm contractures?

I wonder if Jack remembers that; he'd have an relevant perspective. He could contact the campaign and give his approval, being the hemiplegic version of a "black friend."

eta: gif. Not to get into political arguing, just that it's funny when Jack can remember enough things at once to have a tiny glimmer of cognitive dissonance.
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I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican? He posted this for affirmation based on his comments. And, hasn't he already hired an overseas company to delete all negative comments?

Also, what the fuck could he possibly need a "virtual assistant" for?
 
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I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican? He posted this for affirmation based on his comments. And, hasn't he already hired an overseas company to delete all negative comments?

Also, what the fuck could he possibly need a "virtual assistant" for?
Reminder this fat retard uses an AI child to tell the viewer what food crime he's about to commit on video, so any smugness from this is stupid.
 
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I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican? He posted this for affirmation based on his comments. And, hasn't he already hired an overseas company to delete all negative comments?

Also, what the fuck could he possibly need a "virtual assistant" for?
Maybe he's being scammed by some pajeet like "Hallo saar, we are redeem de virtual assistant" and fatty juste replied by yelling at tammy "TAMTAM, BRING YOUR CARD, I NEED TO BUY"
 
we can talk shit about jack all day but hes right in a way here. The way they legit just burned down Hawaii with people inside, tons of kids missing and the memory hole of the event is actually crazy. But only retarded boomers are still talking about it and makes the real info about the situation hard to figure out, I'll be honest and say i'm not sure why everyone harps on his schizo politics so much when its obvious even a retard like jack can notice that everyone in power is fucking evil and does dumb shit for the benefit of no one lol
Anyone who believes the government had a blue beam lazer that they used to burn down houses and didn't use that blue beam to kill Hamas or Taliban is functionally retarded and very likely needs a state-assigned caretaker to take care of themselves, so congratulations
 
Anyone who believes the government had a blue beam lazer that they used to burn down houses and didn't use that blue beam to kill Hamas or Taliban is functionally retarded and very likely needs a state-assigned caretaker to take care of themselves, so congratulations
Everyone knows the beam lazer is violet, so of course they're functionally retarded
 
Anyone who believes the government had a blue beam lazer that they used to burn down houses and didn't use that blue beam to kill Hamas or Taliban is functionally retarded and very likely needs a state-assigned caretaker to take care of themselves, so congratulations
The state was funding Hamas the and the Taliban, retard. They needed that fertile Hawaiian soil to grow opium to send to the Taliban in exchange for the rest of the Shah's Gold. They also used the blue beam cannon to strike those Israeli hostages to extend the war past November.
 
Anyone who believes the government had a blue beam lazer that they used to burn down houses and didn't use that blue beam to kill Hamas or Taliban is functionally retarded and very likely needs a state-assigned caretaker to take care of themselves, so congratulations
No, Project Blue Beam is even more retarded than that. It's the belief that the government is working with NASA and other commonly gibbered about agencies to forment an artificial Rapture/Second Coming so they can rule the world in an evil one world government bullshit where all Christians get purged in favor of a cult of humanity. It was retarded in the 1990s, and it's retarded now.

Like it's honestly just a Chick Tract but with NASA instead of the NWO.

Jack clearly is getting fed more shit from influencers from Tiktok. Either that or from the bottomfeeder psychopaths he pals around with and does the thinking for him.
 
No, Project Blue Beam is even more retarded than that. It's the belief that the government is working with NASA and other commonly gibbered about agencies to forment an artificial Rapture/Second Coming so they can rule the world in an evil one world government bullshit where all Christians get purged in favor of a cult of humanity. It was retarded in the 1990s, and it's retarded now.

Like it's honestly just a Chick Tract but with NASA instead of the NWO.

Jack clearly is getting fed more shit from influencers from Tiktok. Either that or from the bottomfeeder psychopaths he pals around with and does the thinking for him.
I try to keep up with crazy conspiracy and alternate world order theories but I've somehow never heard of this one. I thought it was yet more offbrand Qoomer retardation. Serves me right for not following tiktok.

Tell me, what's Blue Beam's excuse for antisemitism? All of these conspiracies have one.
 
I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican?
He puts on a facade of this but it's half-assed just like everything he does. His only true conviction is for whoever lets him get away with being lazy and cheap. He has, on multiple occasions, recommended against buying USA-made products in favor of cheap Chinesium knockoffs because they're "just as good" but cheaper because Americans have the audacity to make outrageous demands like "factories without suicide nets", "pollution controls" and "living wages". So with that in mind it's no surprise at all that he entertains the idea of outsourcing mundane tasks to coolie labor. This also serves to inflate his ego: he's important enough to have an assistant!
 
He puts on a facade of this but it's half-assed just like everything he does. His only true conviction is for whoever lets him get away with being lazy and cheap. He has, on multiple occasions, recommended against buying USA-made products in favor of cheap Chinesium knockoffs because they're "just as good" but cheaper because Americans have the audacity to make outrageous demands like "factories without suicide nets", "pollution controls" and "living wages". So with that in mind it's no surprise at all that he entertains the idea of outsourcing mundane tasks to coolie labor. This also serves to inflate his ego: he's important enough to have an assistant!
Exactly. Jack, and people like him, don't actually care about America, American values, or fellow Americans at all, they only care about themselves. He wants what he wants and at costs/effort so low that the products have to be made by either: slave labor; companies in fourth world countries that might as well be using slave labor; or made by absolutely massive chains that mass produce their products with zero regard for quality.
 
just a Chick Tract but with NASA instead of the NWO
Considering how much Jack likes things with "Jack" in the name, it's a surprise he doesn't smugly order Chick Tracts by the boxful.

He goes out to eat a lot, so he'd need plenty to leave for tips.
 
lol this butter video is one of the most strokebrained ass backwards attempts at content creation I've seen out of him
"I SAW THIS VIDEO AND I'M TRYING IT"
"IT DIDNT WORK THAT GUY IS A FAKER BUT IM NOT THE KIND OF GUY THAT WILL SHOW YOU WHO IT WAS"
It's content critique without referencing the content it's critiquing so we're just supposed to be annoyed at some guy on tiktok who wasted jacks, and now our, time. ~9 minutes of him being retarded and complaining that a tiktok lied to him.
 
lol this butter video is one of the most strokebrained ass backwards attempts at content creation I've seen out of him
"I SAW THIS VIDEO AND I'M TRYING IT"
"IT DIDNT WORK THAT GUY IS A FAKER BUT IM NOT THE KIND OF GUY THAT WILL SHOW YOU WHO IT WAS"
It's content critique without referencing the content it's critiquing so we're just supposed to be annoyed at some guy on tiktok who wasted jacks, and now our, time. ~9 minutes of him being retarded and complaining that a tiktok lied to him.
But the guy loied!
The scream I let out when he poured the milk out of the jar was that of a banshee. Is there any possibility that the non handicapped man who made the butter could shake it more vigorously than a one armed stroke brained Mongoloid and his disinterested human ass wiper? People have made butter like this forever. He cannot be this fucking retarded. That was an amazing video.
 
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