🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rusty Truknuts said:
Good people who could provide a loving, caring home sometimes can't get pregnant for various reasons, or simply choose to not have kids. Meanwhile awful people that should not be procreating seem to have litters of kids.
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Gotta love God's sense of humor.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
Yeah I definitely think she has plans to stay there forever. Whether the return flight is today, or if she will fucking board it, is anybody's guess. I hope she does, but I don't think she will.

But she hasn't got the mental capacity to realize Josh will lose her SSI. I don't think she is capable of thinking more than 5 minutes into the future, let alone realize that her actions might have consequences. This fucking goiter whore wants to have a baby to lock down Josh, and ACTUALLY thinks the troles will pay for it. Like, support a child untill he/she's 18. Circle of protection on Jason Vorhees Boyle, you poor bastard.
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I highly doubt Cobes has ever done any form of paperwork that wasn't a Wendy's application, thanks to Clints everlasting guilt at helping create him. Jessica has floated through life because her parents are spineless enablers.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
Even when she's happy and laughing, she cannot help but be a completely annoying bitch.
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The caterwauling literally never ends. Whether it's telling somebody to get raped by their dad or trying to sing Björk duets, there needs to be constant, shrill noise pollution with her.

He can't even say "oh, nevermind" without being pressed relentlessly about what he was going to say. Even if he does manage to end the interaction, you just know she's malding about him disparaging her in his mind.
 
To digress the thread. I think that aside from her appearance the most unbearable thing about Methica is that she can't stop yapping if her life genuinely depended on it. Must be a BPD slog tick to always try to get the last word in. But beyond that she seems to let every single intrusive, gross, vile, or meaningless thought she has just fall out of her mouth in a 24/7 never ending stream of yammering on about absolutely nothing. ESPECIALLY in her grating, hoarse, booze/smoke/inhalant fried voice.
I can definitely understand why it sets jorp off so much since he had reached his own retard homeostasis where everything was the way his wet brain wanted it to be, and is set off when it's disturbed. But he loses any sympathy because he willingly invited it in.
I'm reminded of the quote from Pulp Fiction:
“‎That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”
With the BPDemon, there is no silence, there is no calm, there is no reprieve, there is no escape.
Since she didn't bring her bag of "vitamins" this time from the look of things the next best thing I could wish for is her to fall out or bust a lung with those retarded flavored gas station whippets that niggers and zoomers are flocking to.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
“‎That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”
With the BPDemon, there is no silence, there is no calm, there is no reprieve, there is no escape.
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Especially for an autistic guy like Josh. Just listening to Jessica prattle on for a few seconds triggers my "ALL HUMANS GET AWAY FROM ME" spergout.
 
Damn, those idiots with the whippet canisters. I knew people did this stuff, but it wasn't until seeing Cobes that I realized how many people out there are abusing it.
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
Damn, those idiots with the whippet canisters. I knew people did this stuff, but it wasn't until seeing Cobes that I realized how many people out there are abusing it.
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yeah I just looked them up online you can go right into Walmart and have them ordered to your house. I can see it now Cobes posts a video where he does a Flavored Nitrous Review. “Sup Youtoobz a fan sent me this stuff called Galaxy Gas Fruit Punch not a sponsor” Only a matter of time before some stupid pay pig sends him one.
 
somevan712 said:
Are zoomers seriously using some retarded flavored whippits? Do they even realize the high itself comes from cutting off oxygen to the brain and this is just killing their already stunted brains?

I hope Cobes doesn't get his hands on any of these. But imagine the hacks he could make combining whippits, liquor, and body armor.

Also, I saw this online. Fuck, these things are huge.
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Initially reading this I was going to blame the wooks but your photos have comforted me in knowing that this too is something we can blame Dindus for.
 
Talking about negating SSI and shit, Like NAL fucking cares? She, like any good Bogwitches are about sucking out everything and leave the spills. Wonder, if she manages to stay ("Oh Jaaawshie, i can't find my ticket!"/"Look at this video from yesterday when you attacked me!!") how long Cobes fuse will last. A poll on who will kill who first?
 
Jeffy Jefferson said:
yeah I just looked them up online you can go right into Walmart and have them ordered to your house. I can see it now Cobes posts a video where he does a Flavored Nitrous Review. “Sup Youtoobz a fan sent me this stuff called Galaxy Gas Fruit Punch not a sponsor” Only a matter of time before some stupid pay pig sends him one.
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Galaxy gas combos, mixing flavors and different gasses.
Mustard gas coming nicely, toobz

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Nitrous isnt dangerous like duster is, other than the risk of falling and hitting your head. It's the exact same shit your dentist pumps in your face when you go to get a root canal. Not comparable.
 
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