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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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Given how often Jack defers to telling others to "look it up" in the course of rolling away from any form of challenge while claiming victory, I sincerely doubt that he knows how to do it himself. He probably asks his phone everything, and smugly believes the answer to be "I'm sorry - I didn't get that."
 
The main thing I find impossible to ignore with Jack is how gay his mannerisms are. (I’m similarly distracted by Ryan Reynolds’ faggy ways and can’t believe it isn’t discussed more openly.) Now that he shaved his head, he really reminds me of those old leather daddies who walk around in sleeveless black leather vests.

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
The main thing I find impossible to ignore with Jack is how gay his mannerisms are. (I’m similarly distracted by Ryan Reynolds’ faggy ways and can’t believe it isn’t discussed more openly.) Now that he shaved his head, he really reminds me of those old leather daddies who walk around in sleeveless black leather vests.

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.
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Jack ought to study his body language from the videos he records of himself. I think he will find that it is loaded with political agendas*


*According to Jack political agenda means homosexuality.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.
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This isn't a surprise to anybody. Fatty is such an obvious faggot that transferred his love of cock to food. It's why he was thin in his high school pictures and such a lardass afterwards.

WhoBusTank69 said:
See, Jack did one good thing. One positive thing for the world. He brought on the rise of Rob. I can be thankful for that.
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Yes. Rob is the best when he gets a rise out of Fatty.
 
I don’t even know what to say about this. Looks like the stroke has eaten away at a significant amount of whatever scant brain matter is left.

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The above posted by the same guy who rages against engagement farming.
 
"Kinky's breakfast lunch"
1:53: "I just wanna make sure the weggs are cooked"

jack apparently doesn't know the term "brunch" and continues to call it "breakfast lunch"
"yep, its an egg" professional YouTube food reviewer everyone.
"its way cheesy, love cheesy" shocker fatass
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I don’t even know what to say about this. Looks like the stroke has eaten away at a significant amount of whatever scant brain matter is left.

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The above posted by the same guy who rages against engagement farming.
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We do? I always said it as it read. "Lon-jhevity". If you're saying "long-jhevity" then you're a retard because there' s only one "g".
 
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