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Checkmate, doctors! Never heard of someone transmitting STDs between a shenis and a
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Checkmate, doctors! Never heard of someone transmitting STDs between a shenis and a
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Many such cases, though you must ask yourself: who's desperate enough to pork a pooner? The answer, of course, is desperately lonely and horny men who jumped on the chance to lose their virginity to a woman no matter how disturbed or ugly they are.
What they fail to realise is that they need to keep lying to her for the sex to keep coming. LGBTQ+ ally is always the first step off the slippery slope. Men who've realised the error of their ways and seek repentance usually get off here. You know the type: slimy loser who bit off more than he can chew, told some demented broad sweet nothings she took way too seriously, and begins to uproot his life and all that he worked for.
Everyone else who decided to keep plunging into the abyss has no way out. The lil pooner won't ever be satisfied with you simply being an "ally." They start dissecting your life, looking for traces of egg shells, assembling an "egg" that they hope to crack. If you're so down bad for sex that you keep lying to the lil pooner, eventually you'll go down the nonbinary -> MTF pipeline to keep the easy sex coming.
If you're so deep in the hole to where hormones and surgeries get involved, that's your cue God gave you a taste of what your fate in Hell looks like.
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How would it be possible for a loser male chaser to go down the "nonbinary to ftm" pipeline? Did you mean to say "nonbinary to mtf"?
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Man oh man, you KNOW the UK tranny community is going to turn on the Good Law Project HARD for being 'fair-weather allys' and 'abandoning the cause' and such for this pivot. They always eat their own the second there is the slightest appearance of 'breaking ranks'. I am gonna be watching this story with a beer in each fist. 
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People cutting off their dicks after they stuck it up your snatch should worry you
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You didn't see the thread about fucking pooners, have you lol
They are among us, brother.
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Good catch! Typo that I overlooked.
I most certainly have seen that thread; I still maintain that pooner chasing is an activity only the scummiest and most sex-starved of men would partake in.
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It's low hanging peaches on the sex tree. Thank christ I'm off the market, but I can see the appeal of sailing my way through a sea of low-esteem tomboy gash if I was a man of a less stable position.
Pussy is pussy. Some of their owners are bulldykes in denial (and will probably not want an individual with a penis), but some of their owners are cute, quirky straight girls, despite questionable fashion choices. I can see the male appeal for easy access to sex.
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Fair enough. But at least one of those dudes said he's bisexual. Does this validate the pooner? Probably not. Does it excuse his behavior? I don't know, they're both deceiving each other, aren't they? And it's just a hook up.
If they are going around doing hook ups, does it matter if the other person is a garbage human? They just are there for sex.
I never did hook ups, so I don't really understand the culture, admittedly. I am ugly and no one will have sex with me, obv.
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Incest is the latest porn trend. The "what are you doing stepbro" jokes have become sort of mainstream. That and paraphilias come in clusters.
>don't dehumanize transpeople!
>unless they specifically want to be dehumanized
But most of the wrongthink are things that troons have historically argued for themselves. They stole AGAB from intersex people and now they're saying it's bigoted. They're the ones who invented TERF for fuck's sake!
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Can you explain this, please? I was unaware.
Still read it as "a gay at birth".
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When a baby is born intersexed the doctor just assigns a sex at birth to put on the birth certificate. AGAB means just that Assigned Gender/Sex A Birth, I remember back in the late 90s maybe I saw a documentary on people born intersexed. Some stay the gender they were raised as and some change it after puberty might change things.
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I personally find pooner chasing more detestable than chasing after some faggot in a dress.
A fair chunk of female otaku friends I had in years past pooned out. They were same chicks I used to send Tweek x Craig, NaruSasu, SebaGrell, and Pegasus Yuugi boi~ memes to via Facebook and Skype like 9-10 years ago. With hindsight: they were probably female autists who were really invested in fandom shit, and I was just a male autist with broadly similar interests in slightly different kinds of shows and mangas. They were the types of chicks who were really into slash shit they read on FanFiction.net and FictionPress. I never gave a shit about any of that, but I was always down for "ironic" yaoi memes to throw in other weeb group chats I was a part of at the time.
One by one, the dorkiest and most vulnerable among these chicks whose company I cherished, pooned out. Here's my beef: I'm biased as hell because I too was a maladapted weeaboo faggot who developed crushes way too easily on his female friends once upon a time. I still chose to stick around after getting curved because these were the same chicks who got me into stuff like KareKano, Fruits Basket, and X/1999. We still shared music recommendations, live manga/anime reactions over text chat, vents about personal problems, you get the idea.
With time, I noticed that the ones who began pooning out all had one thing in common: they cycled through partners super fucking quickly once "he/they" entered their social media bios. It didn't take much guess work to figure out what happened, without fail: some random jerk-off who's a performative ally or a scummy incel/latent tranny finds vulnerable female autist pooning out, is like "hey d00d, you're really hot like those bishonens you draw obsessively" and then suddenly she latches onto those scumbags. It's really fucking easy to pick up on one of their newest flings because they stop talking about weebshit/fandom shit altogether as their latest pooner porker is getting his fix. Then the scumbag misgenders her, she spergs out, acts all emo and vaguely disturbing for a while, they go back to their yaoi/BL shit, wait for shit to settle back down, rinse repeat.
After a while, I just didn't have the stomach for it anymore. It was mentally exhausting to keep up with the moving goalposts with "affirming" shit. I used they/them almost exclusively for these pooners at various points in my life, but eventually there'd come a point where they'd want more people to use "he/him." Once the transformation with HRT began, there was almost no coming back. Kinda homely but plenty cute/pretty/approachable female autist turn into pudgy teenage boys with permanent pubic stubble on their faces and a Jim Henson croak to their voices. Oh, and don't get me started on the insane weight gain once the HRT begins. With all of that shit stacked on top, I slowly became apathetic to their umpteenth d00dbr0 getting outed as a chaser looking for easy tail.
I'm apathetic to the tragedies that befell pooners in my life nowadays, but that certainly won't stop me from having tons of venom to spare for the scumbag men who'd voluntarily chase vulnerable women and validate their fantasies, turning them into delusions in the process, all for the sake of easy pussy. That ain't right man.
One by one, the dorkiest and most vulnerable among these chicks whose company I cherished, pooned out. Here's my beef: I'm biased as hell because I too was a maladapted weeaboo faggot who developed crushes way too easily on his female friends once upon a time. I still chose to stick around after getting curved because these were the same chicks who got me into stuff like KareKano, Fruits Basket, and X/1999. We still shared music recommendations, live manga/anime reactions over text chat, vents about personal problems, you get the idea.
With time, I noticed that the ones who began pooning out all had one thing in common: they cycled through partners super fucking quickly once "he/they" entered their social media bios. It didn't take much guess work to figure out what happened, without fail: some random jerk-off who's a performative ally or a scummy incel/latent tranny finds vulnerable female autist pooning out, is like "hey d00d, you're really hot like those bishonens you draw obsessively" and then suddenly she latches onto those scumbags. It's really fucking easy to pick up on one of their newest flings because they stop talking about weebshit/fandom shit altogether as their latest pooner porker is getting his fix. Then the scumbag misgenders her, she spergs out, acts all emo and vaguely disturbing for a while, they go back to their yaoi/BL shit, wait for shit to settle back down, rinse repeat.
After a while, I just didn't have the stomach for it anymore. It was mentally exhausting to keep up with the moving goalposts with "affirming" shit. I used they/them almost exclusively for these pooners at various points in my life, but eventually there'd come a point where they'd want more people to use "he/him." Once the transformation with HRT began, there was almost no coming back. Kinda homely but plenty cute/pretty/approachable female autist turn into pudgy teenage boys with permanent pubic stubble on their faces and a Jim Henson croak to their voices. Oh, and don't get me started on the insane weight gain once the HRT begins. With all of that shit stacked on top, I slowly became apathetic to their umpteenth d00dbr0 getting outed as a chaser looking for easy tail.
I'm apathetic to the tragedies that befell pooners in my life nowadays, but that certainly won't stop me from having tons of venom to spare for the scumbag men who'd voluntarily chase vulnerable women and validate their fantasies, turning them into delusions in the process, all for the sake of easy pussy. That ain't right man.
In the scheme of things, you're correct since they're both kinda iffy. I'd say that it matters if both are getting together for casual sex, but for entirely different pretenses.
i.e. gayden-in-the-making who hasn't totally pooned out yet says yes to sex with "gay" man. heterosexual man, on the other hand, says "yes" to sex with a vaguely attractive chick on the condition that he just refers to her as a man.
On principle, I still find the pooner chaser more repulsive than the pooner herself. Maybe I'm just biased.
Hook-up culture is gay, everyone's fucking terminally online, and we're all apathetic to changing the status quo. It's for the best you never partook. Also, this is Kiwi Farms: it's like an unspoken rule for everyone to be fat and unsexable. We ain't getting any action any time soon, but at least you're among positive company, right?
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In the big scheme of things, what’s the difference between: “Oh yeah, I totally see you as a guy!” And “Oh yeah, I know where you’re coming from I’m totally looking to settle down!”?
I don’t know what came first… Men lying about killing a mammoth to get a piece of ass, or women selling ass for mammoth fur, but men telling women what they want to hear to get a piece of ass is nothing new.
Anyways, thread tax:
Lil dood’s voice gets misgendered!
KEK! “Did they see my corrections?!”
And fortunately some good news: BASED DAD GETS CUSTODY!
The advice is some (fortunately!) useless “go to the Idaho ACLU!”
If the chick is 12 as it is implied, I totally wouldn’t be surprised if mom and sister put this nonsense in her head. GODSPEED BASED IDAHO DAD!
Meanwhile, a based mom got into a pooners head with a simple observation:
“I just know my mom is wrong! I KNOW it!”
Also, based comment aside, Mom is a goddamn moron. (Unless she’s just stringing the lil’ dood along.) “Just try it and see how it goes!”
Well, guess you can’t argue with mom’s solid logic. “If you’re really sure, why don’t you try amputating a leg and see how it goes! You can always get prosthesis if you change your mind!”
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Oh god, I dread when the Ranma 1/2 remake offically releases and the troons start coming out in force with how Ranma is 'trans'. No, he fucking isn't.
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The ones aware of it already do.
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When they do point out that it's a curse, so they're technically saying being trans is a curse and thus a bad thing. Watch the ree-ing roll in.
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You are kind, it's not a bad thing. And it is wrong for them to do, but the d00ds don't want to hear anyone's warnings. When you try to, they will label you as victim blaming. So I suppose, ultimately, it is a case of one making their own bed.
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Late, but that is not a government thing. It’s a charity set up by the lovely Jackie Turner, whose career in activism led him to set this up. Not that this information is easy to find - you have to read its first and only report to find out what it does, who is involved and how it’s funded. Apart from training people to not say tranny, he’s a rent a mouth when you need a trans perspective. For example, there has been a spergout on whether the upcoming census will ask about LGBT status, so Jackie gets quoted
The questions will be included. Be careful what you wish for, cos this sounds like a L in the making.
Oh and here’s the Trans Project’s staff. Surprisingly few dangerhairs in this lot.
The new mantra is that no-one knows what a biological man or woman is, and the surgery and hormones turn them into a biological man or woman, even though we don’t know what one is. You’re a cis man because you have accepted you are what you were born as (even though, they stress, we don’t actually know what a man is, beyond your belief you are one). Strangely, no-one on Team Troon seems to have spotted the strange logic involved, and it is transphobic for you or I to do so.