💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[not william stenchever]

What animal would Nick dress up as? What is his fursona?

His fursuit would obviously be made of actual racoons. Or maybe he'd dress up as a skunk because he likes the white lines.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

His fursuit would obviously be made of actual racoons. Or maybe he'd dress up as a skunk because he likes the white lines.

You know, the other day driving home from work I heard an ad (yes I listen to radio sometimes) for a raccoon removal service.

So I just now looked it up for Willmar: https://www.allcritterremoval.com/

We use several methods to remove raccoon that are safe for the animal and safe for the home owner as well.

You're fucking welcome, Nick, you psycho.

 

[Heed Not]

If I was April I'd wonder why this guy, whose balls I hold firmly in my hands and can crush like play-dough between my fingers at any second for any reason or no reason at all, is still trying to keep this downlow.

If you were April, you'd be retarded. If you had the situational awareness required to realize you have Nick over a barrel, you wouldn't have been in a living arrangement with a balldogre in the first place.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

He'll be able to pass as Klingon soon with that forehead and complexion.

I bet you he's got plenty of Klingons after getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow named Juju, maybe a few asteroids too.

 

[Oxyjen]

I think April probably thinks there are ~romantic feelings~ coming from Nick and is trying to play upon them. I don't think she has any such "finer" emotions (although how can they be called "fine" when they involve a married couple and a houseful of neglected children) because I think she's a monkeybranching grifter who has her eyes on what she perceives to be a prize (lol) I don't think Nick has "finer feelings" because based on his behavior to date I believe him to be a narcissist at best and a sociopath at worst, he thinks with his dick, and on top of that is one of the most cynical and wanna-be Machiavellian shitheads listed on this site.

I can see how Nick would be infatuated with April though - apart from the classic mid-life trading up to a newer model, April seems 180 degrees different from Kayla personality-wise.
Kayla is an anxious shut-in stay at home mom with no ambition or drive. Whether that’s a result of living with Nick for 20 years or she was always like that, who knows.
April has “no fucks given” coolness, is impetuous and a risk taker, and zero responsibilities. She wants to do things like go to dumb tattoo conventions and gallery openings and be shown off, which aligns with what Nick wants, and Kayla is easily influenced so she then wants to do the fun things too.

Yes, Ape will monkey out of there before too long but she probably doesn’t have any better options right now.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

She probably thinks he even loves her.

Well he doesn't take his actual wife to third string art exhibits that barely pass as cultured gatherings even in rural Minnesota. For someone from Litchfield, that's like taking a gal to a fancy soiree at the Temple of Dendur wing of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Bc there's a big fucking difference between posting your own photos (if she even did - haven't seen that, and the Hedo pic isn't that; neither are the glamourshots) and someone taking one you have not shared (or only shared within a private message group of 4, if that even happened) and sending it to someone else.

This is a dumb argument. There is no reason to think a nude pic you took or received privately is yours to spread around. Especially after you've broken up. For fuck's sake.

If the case goes to trial, it will have to be demonstrated that a reasonable person would infer that an expectation of privacy existed based on the circumstances that the photo was sent to Aaron.

Now, if the group chat was preserved, there could be texts in there that be sufficient to do that on their own... But from what I understand of Nick's usual practice with Signal, he sets the chats to auto-delete. In that case, there's no way around it, and it would become NECESSARY to define what the parameters were of the polyamorous relationship between Nick, Kayla, April, and Aaron so as to establish the existence of that expectation of privacy.

If only it was Nick in the revenge porn arc. Because there would be a >0% chance MANdy could be, for example, a witness as to his proclivity of sharing dickpicks.

I've been staring at the pinboard for ages and the only thing that could improve it for me is for the skinwalker, AKA the last person to get Nick an honest erection, to enter this glorious shitshow.

I never thought about that. It wouldn't surprise me if Nick sent nudes to MANdy, but it wouldn't even surprise me if he sent Kayla's nudes to MANdy.

Remember, part of the "Do You Know Mandy?" clip was Nick telling "Mandy" that if "she" went to Anime Matsuri in 2023 his wife would "fawn" over Mandy, which some in the thread took to be a euphemism of some sort.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Yes, Ape will monkey out of there before too long

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Aaron himself has repeated things April told him about fucking Nick, such as that he would have to take frequent breaks due to his “heat allergy” (read: erectile dysfunction).

(monotone) I would never have believed Nick was bad at sex. Given his best friend's love for (if you know you know) and the fact that his face screams a need to be shoved into a toilet bowl, it is a surprise Nick has ever had sex at all. What's that, he had to "pretend" to be gay and (otherwise) lie to women to get laid? What a surprise. Truly a gem of a human being.

This is reaching levels of white trash soap opera that shouldn't be possible.

Who gets amnesia? Whose evil good twin shows up? Why is he played by @Fapcop ?

You know, the other day driving home from work I heard an ad (yes I listen to radio sometimes) for a raccoon removal service.

How far away are your neighbors?

My raccoon removal toolkit has some assembly required.

 

[VidMasterEon]

Thats one of my favorite unmasked rants of his, the lucky guy is the one getting 870 blow job's with a prenup, not him who has no prenup and is married for 20 years. He's the unlucky one.

This is why I have a boiling disdain for Rekieta
The guy had a life that the average man can only dream of these days
A wife, kids, house, and a comfortable job
What does he do with that? Throw it all away for drugs and a shitty polycule with a trashy cheapass coke whore

Why would you even want that lifestyle? It isnt even like the movies where he is doing blow off the ass of a supermodel before an orgy with the cheerleaders of an NFL sportsteam

Esau trading his legacy for a meal bullshit

 

[Chazzed Up]

a narcissist at best and a sociopath at worst,

In effect there is no distinction between the two.

 

[Desktop User2]

Very American Beauty-esque for Nick too!

Do you still think Nick will be able to see the folly of his ways before the end just to be murdered by a closeted homosexual retard (probably Barnes)?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nick is being suspiciously silent about the Ketamine. I was hoping to see him cope more about the prosecution's response.

he'll just say "all drugs should be legal anyways, incel prude. why do you care how I have fun as a consenting adult?"

 

[USAroXX]

I just read the whole thing.

In all, this was not the victory Rekieta said it was, and this was actually worse for him than our Kiwi reporters said it was too

Not worse for rackets than reported.

Kiwi farmers did GOID WORK. I think it was token who called the motion in limine thing that NICK LIED about for HOT WIFE=Ape, OUR Wife=kayla. Sorry, kayla cannot have BOTH wife titles when there are sister wives now.

Anyways, KIWI FARM REPORTERS were spot on, and much more accurate that Junkie. ALWAYS attend these things in person, you can see how judge reacts, jury reacts, the nervous stutter was caught by farmers AND the fact kayla looked worn out.

Always Attend hearings if you can.
You all were excellent in character, the smile, the turn and wave. CARRY ON.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

 

[quisquiliae]

What animal would Nick dress up as? What is his fursona?

Cracky The Kiwi

 

[TexOffender]

What animal would Nick dress up as? What is his fursona?

A weasel.

Definitions of the word 'weasel' that imply deception and irresponsibility include: the noun form, referring to a sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere person; the verb form, meaning to manipulate shiftily; and the phrase "to weasel out," meaning "to squeeze one's way out of something" or "to evade responsibility."

 

[RotPockets]

This is why I have a boiling disdain for Rekieta
The guy had a life that the average man can only dream of these days
A wife, kids, house, and a comfortable job
What does he do with that? Throw it all away for drugs and a shitty polycule with a trashy cheapass coke whore

Why would you even want that lifestyle? It isnt even like the movies where he is doing blow off the ass of a supermodel before an orgy with the cheerleaders of an NFL sportsteam

Esau trading his legacy for a meal bullshit

Even if you agree with this I wouldn’t give him the satisfaction. He enjoys seeing people coveting what he throws in the gutter, his affluenza prevents him from experiencing empathy instead it became his cuck fetish.

 

[Major]

All this talk of who cracky loves more, Kayla or April is ridiculous, especially if you think April will displace Kayla as the primary wife.

Nick's agreement with April is purely transactional. She gets free housing, food and drugs, he gets sex (Viagra supply permitting) and a shield for his many legal problems. She'll be gone as soon as he cuts of the coke tap or he gets bored of her, or they all go to prison. Simple as.

 

[LiquidKid]

I can see how Nick would be infatuated with April though - apart from the classic mid-life trading up to a newer model, April seems 180 degrees different from Kayla personality-wise.
Kayla is an anxious shut-in stay at home mom with no ambition or drive. Whether that’s a result of living with Nick for 20 years or she was always like that, who knows.
April has “no fucks given” coolness, is impetuous and a risk taker, and zero responsibilities. She wants to do things like go to dumb tattoo conventions and gallery openings and be shown off, which aligns with what Nick wants, and Kayla is easily influenced so she then wants to do the fun things too.

Yes, Ape will monkey out of there before too long but she probably doesn’t have any better options right now.

I think it’s more of a fact that Kayla was the first woman who would actually get with Nick, whereas April is the first “trophy” he got after he felt like he was a mega celebrity and could get anyone.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If the case goes to trial, it will have to be demonstrated that a reasonable person would infer that an expectation of privacy existed based on the circumstances that the photo was sent to Aaron.

No, the prosecution will have to show that a) the defendant knew or reasonably should have known that the person in the photo did not consent and b) the defendant knew or reasonably should have known that the person in the photo had a reasonable expectation of privacy.

It's not what a random "reasonable person" would believe. It's about this person and that person.

Yes, a lot of reasonableness. But a person sharing a nude pic with a lover or polycule/private group in itself does not operate as consent to that person or those people further disseminating the picture. The presumption is that things shared privately are intended to be private. It's a high hill to claim, absent a clear statement otherwise, to suggest he shouldn't reasonably have known she didn't consent to him sending it around, and also that it wasn't reasonable for him to believe she had a reasonable expectation of privacy about private pictures made or shared privately.

Statute:

(2) the actor knows or reasonably should know that the person depicted in the image does not consent to the dissemination; and

(3) the image was obtained or created under circumstances in which the actor knew or reasonably should have known the person depicted had a reasonable expectation of privacy.

Now, if the group chat was preserved, there could be texts in there that be sufficient to do that on their own... But from what I understand of Nick's usual practice with Signal, he sets the chats to auto-delete. In that case, there's no way around it, and it would become NECESSARY to define what the parameters were of the polyamorous relationship between Nick, Kayla, April, and Aaron so as to establish the existence of that expectation of privacy.

A polycule or swinging group, as ick as it is, is still an intimate relationship. It's never been suggested, even by Aaron, that the ethos of the thing was a total free-for-all, spread my personal bits around to anyone and everyone. Maybe that will come out, but none of them have acted in any way to suggest that. Very much the opposite.

How far away are your neighbors?
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My raccoon removal toolkit has some assembly required.

Lol, I think they can relocate them to actual wild places. Another place specifies:

Willmar, MN Raccoon and Squirrel Removal​

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And here's another. And of course the #1 way to keep them coming around is not to have food out for them.