What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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Chromeo said:
JustStopOil is funded by an oil family anyway, it's a fake activism thing to make activists look bad.
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No it's not, the person funding it feels guilty how her grandfather got rich, as if he could have foreseen what an ungrateful bitch his granddaughter would be.
 
AnOminous said:
Celiac is a real thing. "Non-celiac gluten intolerance" is made-up bullshit.
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Nah, even celiac isn't a binary in its response but outside that people have a spectrum of responses to gluten, largely due to intestinal flora and balance of digestive enzymes, proteins etc

Coeliac is a auto immune response, run of the mill gluten damage is related to the zonulin whose release is triggered by the gliadin peptide that gluten breaks down into. Zonulin regulates the interstitial spaces between cells and because historically we never had access to lots of food all the time, no coregulator evolved along side it, so when you've got lots of zonulin, it's akin to Angela Merkel throwing the gates open. Lots of bad stuff gets released past the gut wall and into the blood stream, lymphatic system etc

People will have a higher or lower release rate of zonulin in response to X amount substance.

Pretty sure the round the clock eating modern westerners engage in doesn't help either. The gates are open and they're still open the next time you stuff food in your gob etc

Pretty simple solution though, just eat less gluten, and give your body a chance to repair itself by not eating every waking moment
 
I figured this was happening, just couldn't find something that was a clear cut example 🤔🤔

 
Screamer_2 said:
Remember, it's white supremacy to go hiking or to be into physical fitness.

Not too long ago I was in a tropical place and it was really eye opening how many adults just struggled at basic things. At one resort there was a hike to a waterfall. The last 20 minutes or so was moderately uphill in the jungle. So many people struggled like it was a great physical challenge. On the way back downhill, literally middle aged women where getting on their buts to slide down on the muddy dirt because they couldn't walk.

Then a week or so later at another place there was zip lining. It involved going up hill, lots of steps and again for many of the adults it was some great physical challenge. Some even turned down and gave up. These weren't what we'd consider obese people, just what is the kind of average overweight people in society.



In the mid 2000s there was some awareness of fast food being unhealthy. Then it got memory holed and everything became about being decadent and high in calories. Go onto the socials and recommend a video of someone making a sundae that involves 8 scoops of ice cream, slices of cake, lots of cream and chocolate sauce, topped off with a 3 scoop upside down ice cream cone.cone.

There's plenty of healthy stuff out there, lots of fitness places but it feels like it's almost become something kind of niche. People just do it, they know it but don't really talk about it except with other fit people. Almost like a, if you know, you know.
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no I don't think it got memoryholed. i think people kinda cared and we had some slow shifts, but then OWS and the social media IDPOL shitshow began and then we had muh fat activism.
 
NoReturn said:
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considering there's literally a video of the president's son getting a footjob from his 15 year old niece, and images of hunter biden holding malia obama's debit card covered in white powder, i don't think you have to manufacture any motivations or scandals to explain any of this behavior

AnOminous said:
Celiac is a real thing. "Non-celiac gluten intolerance" is made-up bullshit.
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gliadin is a component of gluten. it's an analog for zonulun, which is a signaling protein your body uses to increase the permeability of your intestines. even if you do not have an autoimmune response to gluten, consuming gluten causes a measurable physiological response that could very well impact your digestion. also consider that if you have hay fever or a latex allergy then your body is prone to responding to foreign plant proteins with inflammation, and the physical characteristics of gluten would make it an aggravating factor for other plant proteins you respond negatively to, even if you are not allergic to gluten itself
 
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Remember when Wayfair was using obscure listings to sell missing kids? Pepperridge Kiwi Farms remembers...
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NoReturn said:
I HATE this. It should be a caneable offense.
If your business is closed, turn off the goddamn lights.
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I fully agree with this. There's a place that I pass when I get off work that leaves their computer monitors on along with all the lights. it drives me up the goddamn wall.

Thread tax: in regards to the talk of food allergies, I have a theory that it might actually be a reaction to pesticides and other industrial farming chemicals. I used to live in farming country. during pesticide season, walking outside felt like you were getting tear gassed. People new to the area would always think that we were exaggerating until they experienced it for themselves.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Remember when Wayfair was using obscure listings to sell missing kids? Pepperridge Kiwi Farms remembers...
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I remember journalists and some YouTubers intentionally misunderstanding this to make it sound stupid. They'd completely ignore the names of the missing kids being at the beginning of the title and make it out like the only unusual thing was the high price. There was a Sam Hyde video called "How Journalists lie to you by telling the truth", he covered some article about it that was titled "Children being trafficked in CLOSETS? Wayfair Conspiracy Creator speaks out." I can't find the video through a quick search, but it was a good journo-bashing video.
 
Screamer_2 said:
Remember, it's white supremacy to go hiking or to be into physical fitness.
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If so, then white supremacy rules.
big pauper said:
gliadin is a component of gluten. it's an analog for zonulun, which is a signaling protein your body uses to increase the permeability of your intestines. even if you do not have an autoimmune response to gluten, consuming gluten causes a measurable physiological response that could very well impact your digestion. also consider that if you have hay fever or a latex allergy then your body is prone to responding to foreign plant proteins with inflammation, and the physical characteristics of gluten would make it an aggravating factor for other plant proteins you respond negatively to, even if you are not allergic to gluten itself
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They did a study of these bullshit artists claiming non-celiac gluten insensitivity and they fed some gluten, some not, and told some they'd just eaten gluten and some not. The only ones who suddenly spazzed out were the ones told they'd just eaten gluten, and they spazzed out whether or not they had actually eaten it.

It's bullshit.

These dipshit special snowflakes are responsible for restaurants not taking gluten whining seriously to the point that people with actual celiac get ignored. Fuck those people.
 
Biden's Chosen said:
I'm convinced there are glow in the darks steering conversation from child trafficking to the precise nature of celiac disease.
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Absolutely. As we all know, this one thread on Kiwifarms is the lynchpin that, if we just effortpost about Wayfair and Epstein enough, the whole thing will come crumbling down.
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Remember when Wayfair was using obscure listings to sell missing kids? Pepperridge Kiwi Farms remembers...
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I will say though, jesus absolute christ. I never heard any details about the Wayfair conspiracy (it was before I got into esoteric shit and conspiracies.) How could it not be what's happening if the names of missing children are all the names of some random identical shelves???
 
Biden's Chosen said:
I'm convinced there are glow in the darks steering conversation from child trafficking to the precise nature of celiac disease.
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"Conspiracy" gets you both weirdos trying to understand weird stuff and this entirely separate group of people who are outraged at the weird stuff and disregard everything that isn't a knee jerk emotional reaction to it. Which is why kid diddling is the topic so frequently, because it makes people go red with rage and compromise their reasoning.

I want to see more about the Wayfair thing because similar names in listings is strange for sure but not enough to leap to the conclusions being offered
 
Biden's Chosen said:
I'm convinced there are glow in the darks steering conversation from child trafficking to the precise nature of celiac disease.
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Chromeo said:
Absolutely. As we all know, this one thread on Kiwifarms is the lynchpin that, if we just effortpost about Wayfair and Epstein enough, the whole thing will come crumbling down.

I will say though, jesus absolute christ. I never heard any details about the Wayfair conspiracy (it was before I got into esoteric shit and conspiracies.) How could it not be what's happening if the names of missing children are all the names of some random identical shelves???
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big pauper said:
"Conspiracy" gets you both weirdos trying to understand weird stuff and this entirely separate group of people who are outraged at the weird stuff and disregard everything that isn't a knee jerk emotional reaction to it. Which is why kid diddling is the topic so frequently, because it makes people go red with rage and compromise their reasoning.

I want to see more about the Wayfair thing because similar names in listings is strange for sure but not enough to leap to the conclusions being offered
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These three accounts are definitely glow in the dark, FYI.
 
Bog-standard Poster said:
What's interesting about that is we can pretty much all agree that he was bang on the money. One question is, why hasn't the transfer of power to the socialists happened?

It makes me wonder if the USSR were playing the yanks, pretending to go along with the idea of a one-world government, while really just biding their time; they did this before with Hitler and the Nazi-Soviet pact; designed to rebuild Russia while they were strong enough to fight back again the Nazis.

To that end, if the Soviets were pulling the wool over the eyes of the Americans, what would be the response of the Americans during that time? War? To what end? The complete destruction of the USSR? Well, that happened. The Berlin wall fell and that was the end of communism, the end of an ideology supposedly backed by the elite americans.

So either the conspiracy of the one world government is incorrect - while 50+ years of evidence point to it being correct, or...the soviets screwed the Globalists, refused to go along with the plan and in turn had their empire dismantled.

If the latter scenario is true, then the global elitists would have to find another country to back their socialist utopia. The middle-east and North Africa (Libya) refused. The latin American countries refused - and have been destablised by, while being in the pocket of, the Americans.

That leaves only one nation left; China. If what I am theorising is correct, we would see asset wealth and technology transfered to China under the guise of international, globalist relations, as well as insider influence in the highest levels of power; congress, the white house, while social control was facilitated between both countries.

Wealth was sent to China in the form of Blackrock.
Technology was transferred there by Microsoft, Tesla, Apple and Amazon
And mutual social control happened through COVID 19.

It seems to me that Plan A - use the USSR to install global government failed, and was ultimately punished through the demise of their empire, and Plan B - use communist China, is in full swing.

Thoughts?
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You're dead on. And the tech transfers/pivot to China was almost immediately after the USSR fell. Slick Willy let US companies launch satellites from China for a while until the Chinese had a rocket oopsie and accidentally wiped out a village and directly gave them US missile tech
 
Grundlejungle said:
Thread tax: in regards to the talk of food allergies, I have a theory that it might actually be a reaction to pesticides and other industrial farming chemicals. I used to live in farming country. during pesticide season, walking outside felt like you were getting tear gassed. People new to the area would always think that we were exaggerating until they experienced it for themselves.
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This is my personal take on it, too.
I've experienced something similar when traveling, and as far as I could figure out, it had to do with the animal feed there vs in the United States.
 
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