💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I'm not up to speed on how Twitter works now but if you pay for the check mark, don't you get monetized ads on your tweets? Rick could actually make money off his rage pigging writing because he sure as fuck isn't making money on his books. Too bad he's too stupid, stubborn, and has an irrational hate for Elon.
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He got into a spat like a year ago with someone with a checkmark on how much money the guy was making with it. He had less than a quarter of Patrick's followers but got way more views and made little over a hundred dollars or something on X.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
He got into a spat like a year ago with someone with a checkmark on how much money the guy was making with it. He had less than a quarter of Patrick's followers but got way more views and made little over a hundred dollars or something on X.
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That really speaks to what a stupid mother fucker Rick is. He spends all day everyday rage pigging. He is perfect for engagement farming because he's such a caustic asshole. I'm not saying he would get rich off X of it but $100 bucks a month could pay for his alcohol the first 3 days of that month. He has no ability to hustle because he's so fat. It really speaks to his 1.7 GPA and 140/2 IQ.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
That really speaks to what a stupid mother fucker Rick is. He spends all day everyday rage pigging. He is perfect for engagement farming because he's such a caustic asshole. I'm not saying he would get rich off X of it but $100 bucks a month could pay for his alcohol the first 3 days of that month. He has no ability to hustle because he's so fat. It really speaks to his 1.7 GPA and 140/2 IQ.
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Wrong again stalker child. Rick knows he could be making fat (emphasis on that word) bank from his legion of loyal Twitter fans, he merely chooses not too because doing so would also help Twitter and evil emperor Musk. He's basically just like the heroic Resistance from Star Wars if you think about it.
 
Pat getting crushed by a former friend. This guy actually used to defend him until he dared suggest "stop responding" and he got the block.

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grapeshark77 said:
Pat getting crushed by a former friend. This guy actually used to defend him until he dared suggest "stop responding" and he got the block.
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Oh man, this is getting good.

"Bring your Patrick S. Tomlinson books to Vortex Books & Comics, toss them in the trash can, and we'll give you store credit equal to the cover price."


...Plot twist: Literally nobody owns Patrick S. Tomlinson books.
 

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East_Clintwood said:
Wrong again stalker child. Rick knows he could be making fat (emphasis on that word) bank from his legion of loyal Twitter fans, he merely chooses not too because doing so would also help Twitter and evil emperor Musk. He's basically just like the heroic Resistance from Star Wars if you think about it.
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The most useless experimental weapon in the Empire's arsenal, since there's only one black guy in space until the sequels.
 
Maude Snew said:
The most useless experimental weapon in the Empire's arsenal, since there's only one black guy in space until the sequels.
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Perhaps the Death Star was actually an enormous pepperoni grinder and self powered on niggerroni made by Patrick the Fatt?
Jabba’s embarrassing, more obese and physically repulsive second cousin.

The destruction of the Death Star, plus the length of time between the sequels and originals, meant that the black people of the galaxy were able to come out of hiding.
 
FinnSven said:
Perhaps the Death Star was actually an enormous pepperoni grinder and self powered on niggerroni made by Patrick the Fatt?
Jabba’s embarrassing, more obese and physically repulsive second cousin.

The destruction of the Death Star, plus the length of time between the sequels and originals, meant that the black people of the galaxy were able to come out of hiding.
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It's an older meme but it checks out.
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To quote Rick's court filing "consider a thought experiment"
So assuming Rick is correct (he's not) about Brian getting his number. What purpose would this serve if Brian got Ricks publicly available phone number ? Brian is by all measurers objectively more successful than Rick as an author. Brian seems far more busy being an author, family man etc to give a shit about finding and saving some fat schlubs phone number.
So again Rick is wrong and just doubles down because he decides what words mean, child
 
I hope Brian can become a Patposter on the level of Leslie. Pat can more-or-less ward away Stalker-Children Toilet-Felons with his prison incantation and Leslie is a woman so he automatically thinks her to be his inferior, but a fellow author of genre fiction that is, by all appearances and metrics, more successful than Pat has ever been? The psychic damage potential is crazy.
 
Ring of Basilius said:
I hope Brian can become a Patposter on the level of Leslie. Pat can more-or-less ward away Stalker-Children Toilet-Felons with his prison incantation and Leslie is a woman so he automatically thinks her to be his inferior, but a fellow author of genre fiction that is, by all appearances and metrics, more successful than Pat has ever been? The psychic damage potential is crazy.
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I think someone pointed it out in this thread before but anon stalker toilets get "enjoy prison" and people using their name like Leslie get "Leslie, you are mentally ill. Seek. Help."
 
An automatic clown said:
I think someone pointed it out in this thread before but anon stalker toilets get "enjoy prison" and people using their name like Leslie get "Leslie, you are mentally ill. Seek. Help."
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He's still in the "you're so gullible and helpless it's a wonder if you know what you're doing." phase with Brian. He does this weird shit where he sort of insinuates they're bad for cracking jokes and not immediately denouncing the pests and getting positive attention as we saw with Leslie and his tweet talking about Brian. It took until she really started replying and fucking with him that she was considered both a true and honest ally and mentally ill.

We're almost there. He's right on the edge with calling him Rick and making jokes about his books/questioning his response to trolls. Once he starts saying anything about him never getting another book deal, or that he's deranged, or responding to and agreeing with Boomia (THE Bob gay porn) it's over and Brian will have to schedule a trip to the asylum right alongside Leslie.

Aside, he used to pull the "you are mentally ill. Seek help." card more immediately in lieu of stalker and enjoy prison when things were just starting out. The most famous being the r/autism thread Porsalin did a video of as a trailer. If I had to guess without doing actual tweet analysis this change started after Josiah 5. Before then it was harassment/trolling sure, but even he told Josiah "they are mentally ill Nazis who should be put to death." if memory serves.
 
AprilRains said:
That's fucking delusional. He looks like a poop golem.
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I think he says that because those old "ai" sites say he looks ten years younger than he is. To me he looks a decade older due to how his fatfolds on his face look, greying hair, and wrinkles.
AnOminous said:
He's really super buttmad about being called "Rick" so everyone should do that.
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I sort of get why he gets upset about it. Probably what he was called in school. I myself prefer people calling me by my name as well no matter how difficult it is for people to pronounce. However with Patrick here he looks like the starfishes retarded little brother so he should go with "Rick" instead
 
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